Mathematical Genitalysis: A Powerful New Combinatorial Theory that
Obviates Mathematical Analysis
[Exclusive to the Personal Journal of S.B. Ekhad and
Written: April 1, 1998
Yet another `April's Fool Joke', that may one day turn out to be
not so funny after all. Let's hope, though, that the
extra-curricular activity of the mathematicians mentioned in this
piece would not be emulated.
P.S. For the non-Hebrewophone, DIBRA means `commandment'.
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Added May 24, 2001: I just found out that at least one person
was fooled by this article, and that person is a master
at April-fooling himself!
See Richard Askey's article at v. 42 of
Actes de Seminaire Lotharingien,
or its paper version, `The Andrews Festshrift' just published
by Springer (p. 10 and p. 25 respectively).
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