Abstracts from Previous Pizza Seminars (in reverse chronological order):

Spring 2022

Date:	April 29
Speaker:	Nick Backes,Larry Frolov, Joy Hamlin, Brian Pinsky, Hannah Hasan, Emma Peterson, Forrest Thurman, Corrine Yap
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Five Minute Talks
Abstract:	Pizza seminar five minute talks!

Date:	April 22
Speaker:	Paul Feehan, Kristen Hendricks, Eilidh McKemmie, Fioralba Cakoni, Alex Kontorovich
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Postdoc Panel
Abstract:	This panel will focus on what hiring committees are looking for in post-doc/other academic applications, how to put your application materials together, and try to answer any other questions the audience has about the academic job market.

Date:	April 15
Speaker:	George Spahn
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	An Introduction to Auction Theory
Abstract:	In a silent auction, bidders compete to try to win an item that is for sale. Each privately submits a bid, and the highest bidder wins but must pay what they promised. Audience members will have the opportunity to play some games and show off their bidding skills. We will see a strategy for bidding, as well as different ways to run an auction that can produce more revenue and simplify the situation

Date:	April 8
Speaker:	Andre Hernandez-Espiet
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Permutation Puzzles: Rubik's cube and 15-Puzzle
Abstract:	In this talk I will be talking about permutation puzzles. These refer to puzzles in which there are pieces labelled by numbers in which every valid move performs a permutation of these numbers and can be undone. One clear example of this is the 15-Puzzle. One less obvious example (at first) is the Rubik's cube. I will be giving solvability criteria, counting the number of configurations, and calculating the probability of being able to solve from a random starting point.

Date:	April 1
Speaker:	Max Aires
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	An Elegant Solution to the Sum Set-Product Set Problem
Abstract:	For a subset of A of the reals, can we show that either A+A or A x A is significantly larger than A? In 1987, Erdos and Szemeredi proved that max(|A + A|, |A x A|) >= |A|^(1+ep) using a traditionally combinatorial and fairly complicated argument. We instead open "The Book," invoke some dark magic, and provide a much simpler proof via a surprising use of geometry and probability, providing a significantly better exponent along the way. In doing this, I hope to convey the extent to which clever applications of seemingly irrelevant fields can provide beautifully simple proofs to combinatorial problems with deep structure.

Date:	March 25
Speaker:	In collaboration with the Rutgers AMS chapter
Time:	2:00 pm
Place:	Room 114, Hill Center
Title:	Integration Bee
Abstract:	Integration Bee organized in collaboration with the Rutgers AMS chapter

Date:	March 11
Speaker:	Louis Gaudet
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Goldbach's problem and the circle method
Abstract:	Goldbach's problem is one of the most famous unsolved problems in number theory - it asks whether every even number is the sum of two primes. In this talk, I will try to explain why I think this problem is interesting, and also why it is very difficult. We'll study the problem via the circle method (originally formulated by Ramanujan and Hardy in 1916), which beautifully reveals the structure of the equation. The circle method is a remarkable tool in its own right, fundamental in analytic number theory, but also more recently finding important uses in combinatorics, algebraic geometry, and harmonic analysis.

Date:	March 4
Speaker:	Nathan Mehlhop
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	L^p Convergence in Fourier Analysis
Abstract:	I will discuss convergence in L^p norm for partial sums of Fourier series and the analogous problem for Fourier integrals and introduce some basic tools in harmonic analysis including the Hilbert transform, interpolation, and the Calderon-Zygmund decomposition.

Date:	February 25
Speaker:	Quentin Dubroff
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Random walks, coarse geometry, and the electric connection
Abstract:	Take an infinite bounded degree graph and draw it on the plane in a civilized manner (if you can). Start a random walk at some vertex. After describing what it means to be civilized, I'll show using electric network techniques that the random walk is guaranteed to return to the starting point infinitely many times.

Date:	February 18
Speaker:	Bojue Wang
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Geodesic Metric Space
Abstract:	During my previous master's study in geometric group theory, I learnt some interesting stuff as a natural extension of a metric space. By introducing the definition of a geodesic, we can establish a geodesic metric space and hyperbolic metric space. Besides, using geodesics, we can also define geodesic triangles which can make up polygons - there is a theorem about geodesic triangles which shows the equivalence of four seemingly unrelated important propositions.

Date:	February 11
Speaker:	Kayla Gibson
Time:	1:45pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Belyi Maps and Juggling
Abstract:	During a summer REU, I learned some cool stuff in the world of Algebraic Number Theory where I got to play with graphs. We made a video at the end of our program to show what we had learned, and my goal is to give you enough background to be able to watch our video! During the talk you will learn what a Belyi Map is and how it gives us cool graphs to look at. At the end of the talk, we can see how juggling is involved. No background is necessary for this talk, so come enjoy some pizza and learn something new!

Date:	February 4
Speaker:	Ian Coley
Time:	2:00pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	What is homotopy theory?
Abstract:	In this talk, I will attempt to blow your mind with rad and exciting ideas and constructions from the world of homotopy theory. I will try to reduce the amount of prerequisite knowledge to a minimum, but please know what a topological space is.

Fall 2021

Date:	December 10
Speaker:	Brian Pinsky (with Larry Froloff), Ishaan Shah, Natasha Ter-Saakov, Nick Backes, Brittany Gelb, Larry Froloff, Joy Hamlin, Louis Gaudet, Dan Tan
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Five minute talks
Abstract:	Five minute talk extravaganza!

Date:	December 3
Speaker:	Ishaan Shah
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	How to create your own Universe
Abstract:	We will construct a simple universe of a set of states and time evolution and slowly work our way towards more interesting universes. By the end, you should have the tools to try to create your own universe, in any category.

Date:	November 19
Speaker:	Corrine Yap
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Faculty Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A Clapback Talk: what a recent Slack thread reveals about inclusivity in math
Abstract:	On the surface, this will be a talk responding to the infamous thread of "top N mathematicians of all time" started by Robert Dougherty-Bliss* on our department Slack. More deeply, this will be a talk about creating and maintaining inclusive spaces in the math community, why that's important, and the actions we take that can help or harm that goal. *Robert is aware of this talk's purpose and has said he will be in attendance.

Date:	November 12
Speaker:	Brian Pinsky
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Pointless topology
Abstract:	The definition of a topological space is a set X of points, and a set U of open subsets of X satisfying some axioms. There's lots of axioms about U, but no axioms about X. So, why do we really need X? What is the point of points? [editor's note: well, they're pointy, and that can sometimes be useful] The main of point of pointless topology is that there is no point in having points. After all, the point of a topological space is building sheaves, and they just need covers, not points. To try to understand the point of removing points, we'll think about the following problem. Suppose I misplaced the points of my topological space, and I only have U. Can I recover the points of the original space? The answer is sometimes, if U has enough points or X is sober.

Date:	November 5
Speaker:	Alvis Zhaodh
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Geometric Optics of Hyperbolic Boundary Value Problems
Abstract:	Geometric optics is a synonym to short wavelength asymptotic analysis of solutions to systems of partial differential equations. The method of geometric optics (or WKB method) allows us to find approximate solutions. However, the approximate solutions are not always justified (ie. in a sense “close to” the exact solutions). In this talk, I consider an example relating to systems that arise from the study of Mach stem and Vortex sheets. I’ll talk about how we construct geometric optics solutions and how use a uniform estimate to justify the approximate solutions including some modern developments and results.

Date:	October 29
Speaker:	Mihail Tarigradschi
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	On the knowledge of facts and anecdotes
Abstract:	Facts. Do we know facts? What about math facts? What about *niche* math facts? Well, let's find out! (at this math trivia quiz!)

Date:	October 22
Speaker:	Natasha Ter-Saakov
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Flat-Foldable Origami
Abstract:	When can you fold a given crease pattern flat? How many different ways are there to do so? (What does different even mean here?) These are the questions that flat-foldable origami concerns itself with. We'll go one step further and ask how easily something can go wrong and how many ways that can happen. Come listen about combinatorics, graph theory, NP-hard problems and origami! Warning: audience may be expected to fold paper.

Date:	October 15
Speaker:	Dylan Adams
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Studying Fermat curves through Riemann surface theory
Abstract:	Using some of the major theorems and formulas from Riemann surface theory, we compute the genus and an explicit basis of holomorphic one-forms for the Fermat curves x^n+y^n=z^n.

Date:	October 8
Speaker:	Larry Froloff
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A Short Course on Fortune-Telling
Abstract:	Generally speaking, the future is not hard to read. If you know the value of a function at some initial time along with the derivative of your function for all later times, you can solve for the future of your function by adding up all the infinitesimal changes. Sounds simple enough, right? In this talk we're going to explore the different interpretations of ordinary and partial differential equations, and touch upon intuitions that are usually left as an exercise for outside the classroom.

Date:	October 1
Speaker:	George Hauser
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A Simple Probability Question Involving Coins
Abstract:	A friend gave me a math puzzle that they said had a slick solution. I couldn't figure it out, so they told me their solution. It was indeed slick, but even though it gave the right answer, I didn't believe it was rigorous! Trying to figure out how to do it right, and how to show the heuristic is wrong, and how to explain why the wrong heuristic gives the right result, I stumbled on some pretty fun math which is what I want to talk about in this Pizza Talk. Come to this talk if you like elementary probability, generating functions, coins, pizza [editor's note: there will not be pizza, but still come if you like pizza anyway], me, or any of the above!

Date:	September 24
Speaker:	James Holland
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	That Quanta Article About Infinity People Have Been Mentioning To Me
Abstract:	On 2021-07-15, the Quanta article "How Many Numbers Exist? Infinity Proof Moves Math Closer to an Answer" raises a lot of topics that most mathematicians are completely unaware of, but centers around two views of CH (the continuum hypothesis). I'll try to explain in somewhat laymen's terms what's going on with the two views and place them in historical/philosophical contexts, while also giving some technical background that explains the mysterious "forcing" in set theory.

Date:	September 17
Speaker:	Leonidas Daskalakis
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Bernoulli Shifts
Abstract:	We are going to construct a probability space which is the natural model for the set of possible outcomes of the infinitely repeated toss of a (fair or unfair) coin. The goal will be to show that if two coins favor heads and tails differently, then the corresponding measures are mutually singular.

Date:	September 10
Speaker:	Yael Davidov
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	What Even are Quaternion Algebras and How Many of them are there?
Abstract:	In this talk we will take the quaternions, a well-known algebraic object famously discovered by Hamilton, and study a set of objects which generalize them called (confusingly) quaternion algebras. In the talk I will touch on some connections to quadratic forms, algebraic geometry, and number theory and we might even prove some theorems. No prior knowledge is required!

Date:	September 3
Speaker:	Nick Backes
Time:	3:00pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	4-Dimensional Knot Theory and Knot Invariants
Abstract:	This is knot your typical knot theory talk: we will be getting tangled up in 4-dimensional knots, with a twist. While classical knots encode embeddings of the circle into R3, we will be discussing extended welded knots, which encode certain embeddings of tori into R4. We will compute a knot invariant for extended welded knots step by step. It's a hands-on and accessible proof that we will be able to complete in its entirety.

Spring 2021

Date:	April 23
Speaker:	Sriram Raghunath
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Escher's Circle Limit : Exploring hyperbolic tessellations
Abstract:	Escher was inspired by tessellations of hyperbolic space which Coxeter studied and interpreted them artistically as woodcuts. Their fruitful exchange is the basis for four woodcuts which are called Circle Limit I-IV. In this talk, we shall explore some of the hyperbolic geometry behind these pictures, which are beautiful examples of mathematical artistry.

Date:	April 16
Speaker:	Robert Dougherty-Bliss
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Integral Recurrences from A to Z
Abstract:	As every calculus student knows, mathematicians spend all day computing integrals. Our holy books contain many powerful techniques to evaluate definite integrals, but they all omit one key fact: Many definite integrals can be evaluated almost completely automatically! I will fix this omission with a series of case-studies. As a bonus, if you stay until the end, I will show you how to become famous.

Date:	April 9
Speaker:	Dongyeong Ko
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	The existence theory of Minimal Hypersurfaces via Min-max theory
Abstract:	Geodesics and minimal hypersurfaces, critical points of area functional on ambient manifold, are the most foundational objects on the manifold. The fundamental question is whether every closed Riemannian surface admits a closed geodesic proposed by Poincaré. The existence and infiniteness of closed geodesic were proved by variational and dynamical point of view of geodesic and the min-max theory has developed to answer this question. In 1980s, Yau conjectured that every closed Riemannian 3-manifold admits an infinite number of smooth, closed, immersed minimal hypersurfaces which is higher dimensional analog for the former question. This conjecture was settled in 2018 by Song. In this talk, we give basic ideas of min-max theory and introduce important related questions and theories on minimal hypersurfaces rather than the detailed proofs.

Date:	March 26
Speaker:	David Herrera
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	An Introduction to Integration in Finite Terms - Why can't we "solve" the integral of e^{-x^2}?
Abstract:	We have all seen the axiomatic description of sets, functions, and calculus taught in undergrad math major courses. However, you might not have seen why various functions like the Gaussian e^{-x^2} or 1/log(x) do not have elementary integrals. ---- Wait no longer!* We will discuss a proof of Liouville's theorem (the other Liouville's theorem) using some basic theory on differential field extensions then we will explore its consequences and survey other results. *Wait until Pizza Seminar on Friday.

Date:	March 12
Speaker:	Tamar Lichter
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	An Introduction to Lattice Cryptography
Abstract:	Post-quantum cryptography, an active area of research today, is partly about sending secret messages that can't be read by anyone but the intended recipient, even if the eavesdropper has a quantum computer. This uses a lot of interesting math, including the notion of a lattice embedded in a real vector space. In this talk, we'll explore some basic ideas about cryptography and lattices. We will see how lattice problems can serve as foundations for cryptosystems. Finally, I'll mention some recent work with Stephen D. Miller about generating secure lattice bases and recognizing Z^n.

Date:	March 5
Speaker:	Neil Sloane
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	"What's the Next Term?" and Some Choice Unsolved Problems
Abstract:	Usually on Rutgers Day you'll find me on the quad behind a table with posters saying "Guess the Next Term." This year Rutgers Day is a virtual event, so I will give a twenty minute Zoom talk about why number sequences (and hence mathematics in general) are exciting and important. This Pizza Talk will start with that talk, which will be recorded, and then I'll talk about some extraordinarily interesting new sequences (Stepping Stones, Kenyon Tiling, Gerrymandering, Ennesrem Primes, etc.)

Date:	Febuary 26
Speaker:	Ishaan Shah
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	How to think of spacetime Quantum Mechanically
Abstract:	No prior quantum mechanics experience required. We will introduce Quantum Mechanics as a structure on a (finite dimensional) complex vector space with an inner product. Then we will explore what makes quantum mechanics so strange and interesting. Then finally we will look at how in this strange world we talk about spacetime.

Date:	Febuary 19
Speaker:	Leonidas Daskalakis
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Weyl's Polynomial Equidistribution Theorem
Abstract:	I will attempt to sketch a proof of Weyl's polynomial equidistribution Theorem. It is a very nice result and we will approach it using Ergodic Theory. Details will be skipped due to lack of time.

Date:	Febuary 12
Speaker:	Baozhi Louw
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Method of Continuity and Linear Elliptic PDEs
Abstract:	I will introduce what is elliptic PDE and Method of Continuity. And using these materials as a concrete example, we will see what we want to prove in the PDE Theory, for example, priori estimates. And we will see somehow why estimates are important in PDE Theory. The talk may include a detailed proof of a functional analysis lemme which is the base of method of continuity and a detailed application of that lemme, and some big pictures of PDE Theory.

Date:	Febuary 5
Speaker:	Takehiko Gappo
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Model Theory behind Automated Theorem Proving
Abstract:	In 2011, a Japanese research institute started a project called “Todai Robot Project – Can a Robot Pass the University of Tokyo Entrance Exam?� To solve math problems, their artificial intelligence heavily relied on an algorithm for quantifier elimination for real closed fields, which was first discovered by Tarski in 1930’s and regarded as one of the earliest theorems in model theory. In this talk, I’m going to introduce very basic model theory to explain what Tarski proved and how to use it. Of course, I’ll talk about the result of Todai Robot Project too.

Date:	January 29
Speaker:	Brian Pinsky
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Some Weaker Forms of the Axiom of Choice
Abstract:	The axiom of choice (AC) has some strange consequences, like banach tarski. However, if you just throw it out entirely, you can get much stranger consequences: the real numbers can be a countable union of countable sets. In this talk, I'll go over some axioms which are weaker than full AC, but strong enough to rule out some of the stranger pathologies in ¬AC. There are many such axioms, and the relationships between them can be very non-trivial. I'm not doing any super tricky logic witchcraft; all of my results should be accessible to first year logic students, and all of my proofs are cute and combinatorial.

Fall 2020

Date:	November 20
Speaker:	Forrest Thurman
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	The Hairy Ball Theorem
Abstract:	What's the maximum number of unit spheres that can touch or "kiss" a given unit sphere without any of them overlapping? This problem is currently only solved in dimensions 1,2,3,4,8,and 24. We will cover the (surprisingly simple) proof in dimensions 8 and 24 and what's so special about the optimal configuration in these dimensions that makes the proof possible.

Date:	November 13
Speaker:	Sumeet Khandelwal
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	The Hairy Ball Theorem
Abstract:	The focus of this talk is representation of Clifford algebra and geometry to show some results for maximum number of independent vector field on n-sphere. I will present a simple proof of the "hairy ball theorem" (exact result for 2-sphere), which says that a ball cannot be continuously covered with hairs that are all flattened that uses ideas from algebraic topology. The talk will then cover spinors which are spin representation of Clifford algebra. Using some basic results in representation theory of Clifford algebras another easy solution will be presented to prove the existence of the above number of independent vector field in n-sphere.

Date:	November 6
Speaker:	James Holland
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Playing games smh 🤦
Abstract:	What's more fun than playing games? Knowing that they're pointless! In this talk I will give some examples of games that are determined in that one of the players has a winning strategy. All of this turns out to be a part of a larger theory and active program of figuring out what kinds of games are determined and (more importantly) why.

Date:	October 30
Speaker:	Brooke Ogrodnik
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Scary Stories to Tell in the Pizza Seminar
Abstract:	This talk will touch on Halloween adjacent math. The main focus of the talk will be about data poisoning training data in neural networks but will quickly get off-topic.

Date:	October 23
Speaker:	Quentin Dubroff
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Too acute to be true?
Abstract:	In the late 1940s, Paul Erdos asked the following innocent-looking question: How many points can one place in R^n such that all angles formed by any three are acute? This question was only (mostly) settled in the last few years, and the path to its resolution is marked with a number of beautiful arguments and surprising twists. I will retell this story, highlighting some of the most interesting parts. As a bonus, I will be giving cute facts, some real, some made-up, and the audience will be able to vote on whether the fact is too cute to be true.

Date:	October 16
Speaker:	Leonidas Daskalakis
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	The Haar measure
Abstract:	The focus of this talk is to prove the existence of the Haar measure. The main result is the following: For every locally compact Hausdorff topological group there exists a non-trivial left translation-invariant measure on the Borel algebra (with even more nice properties which we will discuss) . That might sound a bit intimidating, but we will make it. I will try to include examples and if we have time, we can discuss convolution in this general setting.

Date:	Ocotber 2
Speaker:	Louis Gaudet
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Dirichlet's theorem + ghosts + a surprise
Abstract:	P. G. L. Dirichlet is considered by many to have created the field of analytic number theory in 1837 when he used analytic methods to prove the infinitude of primes in arithmetic progressions. I think it's a fantastic proof---we'll go through it together, and (time permitting) we'll take a closer look at the remarkable properties of the L-functions involved. (Spoiler alert: these L-functions may be haunted!) Lastly, I'll make sure to take a brief intermission during the talk to show you something completely unrelated--I want to share a bit of how I've been "staying sane" during the quarantine...

Date:	September 25
Speaker:	Jason Saied
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Introduction to Quantum Computing
Abstract:	The term "quantum computing" (and, more generally, anything with the word "quantum" in it) is thrown around a lot by mathematicians and scientists who want to sound smart. In order to understand what they were talking about, I started reading a book about quantum computing. I decided to talk about it at pizza seminar so that you, too, could try to sound smart. I will attempt to explain the postulates of quantum mechanics and basic notions in quantum computing. We will then discuss the speculated strengths of quantum computers, along with some of the inherent difficulties. I will try to address some concepts with fancy-sounding names that often generate misconceptions, like quantum teleportation and the no-cloning theorem. Also, please note that all of my knowledge is from the first few chapters of Nielsen and Chuang, so if you already know about quantum computing, you probably know more than I do.

Date:	September 18
Speaker:	George Spahn
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	How to do math on a supercomputer
Abstract:	I will talk about my summer internship at Lawrence Livermore Lab. Learn how to help physicists make a quantum computer by solving many differential equations for them! Learn about how to speedup the solving of the differential equations by using really really big computers! Learn about my inconsequential results!

Date:	September 11
Speaker:	Corrine Yap
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Zoom
Title:	Mathematics of Apportionment, or Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Abstract:	How are the delegates in the U.S. House of Representatives assigned? Why does Georgia get 14 while Alabama gets 7? What makes an apportionment method nice, how nice is the system we have now, and can we do better? Don't be too optimistic because (spoiler) we can't really have nice things. In this talk, we'll prove why there isn't a "perfect" system of apportionment. If time permits, we'll also look at voting systems and discover why we can't have nice things there either.

Spring 2019

Date:	March 6
Speaker:	Edna Jones
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Proving that primes congruent to 1 (mod 4) are the sum of two squares in expected and unexpected ways
Abstract:	We will talk about different proofs of the theorem stating that primes congruent to 1 (mod 4) are the sum of two squares. We will start with a more standard proof that you probably would see in an abstract algebra class. Then we will discuss proofs involving partitions and continued fractions.

Date:	February 28
Speaker:	Shaozong Wang
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Study of random walk on graphs through electrical networks
Abstract:	We will use electrical networks to study random walk (but it is still mathematics!). In particular, we will give an elegant alternative proof of Polya's theorem (A drunk man will always find his way home, but a drunk bird may be lost forever). We do assume some background in middle school physics, such as know that the reciprocal of resistance is conductance.

Date:	February 21
Speaker:	Rashmika Goswami
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	SET and the Polynomial Method
Abstract:	Many of you might be familiar with the game of SET, where you have a deck of cards and the goal is to find sets of a certain kind (if not, go here). A generalization of this game is related to the cap set conjecture, for which a surprisingly simple proof was found a few years ago, using the polynomial method. I will discuss this relation and share this proof, along with some related results (based on this article).

Date:	February 14
Speaker:	Justin Hoffman
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	An overview or algebraic geometry
Abstract:	In this seminar we will discuss the zariski topology of algebraic varieties, rational points, and cover some topics related to algebraic surfaces.

Date:	February 7
Speaker:	Victoria Chayes
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Equality Case Of The Matrix Triangle Inequality And Other Singularly Valued Major Structure Results
Abstract:	Everyone knows that for two matrices A and B and the standard operator norm, ||A+B||<=||A||+||B||. But what does it tell us about A and B when ||A+B||=||A||+||B||? It turns out, using the singular values of matrices and a technique called majorization, it is possible to do more than answer this question (a cool analogue of the vector version) but to fully characterize the diagonal relationship between A and B.

Date:	January 31
Speaker:	George Spahn
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Busy Beavers
Abstract:	The Busy Beaver Sequence (nice), Some Computability Theory (fairly nice), and the Incompleteness Theorems (they’re ok). In this talk I will define the busy beaver sequence, and prove that the value of the 1000000th term is independent of ZFC.

Fall 2019

Date:	November 22
Speaker:	Yukun Yao
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Machine Learning and Neural Networks
Abstract:	Machine learning and neural networks, i.e., deep learning are very popular in the last several years. As is well known, AlphaGo beat the world No.1 ranked Go player. In this talk, we will give an introduction to machine learning and neural networks to understand what they are and what they can do. Supervised learning, regression, classification, regularization, unsupervised learning, random forest, etc. will be discussed.

Date:	November 15
Speaker:	Chloe Wawrzyniak
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Bergman Spaces and the Wiegerink Problem
Abstract:	We start with a classic written qual problem: show that the only entire, L^2 function is the zero function. After going through the solution to this problem, we will investigate what happens when, instead of looking at the entire complex plane, we look at other domains in the plane. This will lead to a striking dichotomy, which was proved by Wiegerink in 1984. Although his paper completely solved the question in one dimension, it began the search for an answer in higher dimensions. This question, now dubbed the Wiegerink Problem, remains open to this day. We will discuss what work has been done towards a solution and why that work has still left a real gap in our understanding. This talk will be fully self-contained, and I will assume no background knowledge beyond what first-years would have covered in their real and complex analysis courses to this point. I will be using many standard and useful analysis techniques, and I plan to work through them in detail, as I believe they will be helpful for those preparing for their analysis quals.

Date:	November 8
Speaker:	Hamid Mahmoudian
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	If you don't send me a title I could put anything I want here and you have to talk about it so on that note Hamid will be teaching us category theory
Abstract:	The possible states of a mechanical system are usually best described by points in the so called configuration space, while the evolution of the system is modeled by paths in the phase space. Geometry of these spaces may be nontrivial because of constraints on the system. On the other hand, the laws of physics (such as conservation laws) usually imply some rigidity for the evolution which simplifies things. In this week's talk, I will give an overview of vectors and covectors so that we can write the equations for our systems, then I will talk about the framework for dealing with systems with constraints, and finally I will motivate and state a theorem of Chow & Rashevskii and explain why it is the reason mathematicians can park their car and physicists cannot.

Date:	November 1
Speaker:	Evan Gong
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A free boundary minimal disk in a ball
Abstract:	This talk will be about one result: if there is a conformal and harmonic immersion from the unit disk D in R^2 to the unit ball B in R^3, and the disk meets the boundary of the ball orthogonally, then the image of this disk must be a equatorial plane disk (totally geodesic). Some definitions about Hopf differential and methods from complex analysis will be introduced to prove this main result.

Date:	October 25
Speaker:	Forrest Thurman
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Forrest-Emailed-Me-An-Abstract-But-Forgot-To-Include-A-Title-So-I-Asked-Him-About-It-In-Person-And-He-Told-Me-A-Title-But-I-Forgot-What-It-Was-So-You'll-Just-Have-To-Read-The-Abstract
Abstract:	I will discuss a surprising correspondence between symmetric probability measures with infinite support on [-1,1] and random walks on the non-negative integers. The correspondence makes use of orthogonal polynomials and their recurrence relations. One can determine whether a random walk is recurrent or positive recurrent from knowing its corresponding measure. Time permitting, I will briefly discuss the analogous theory for probability measures supported on the unit circle and certain random walks on the non-negative integers given by CMV matrices.

Date:	October 18
Speaker:	Andy Huynh
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Surgery on 3-manifolds (and mapping class groups)
Abstract:	A paper by RH Bing in 1958 asked which 3-manifolds arise from a certain process explained in the paper, and that an answer to this question might solve the Poincare conjecture. Now this process didn't solve the Poincare conjecture, but I can still talk about it. I will introduce 3-manifolds and a process known as Dehn surgery (unrelated to Ricci flow with surgery). Along the way, connections to surfaces (mapping class groups) and 4-manifolds show up.

Date:	October 11
Speaker:	Lev Borisov, Angela Gibney, Kristen Hendricks, Iian Smythe, and Matt Charnley
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Job Market and it's Applications
Abstract:	We found some professors and told them "we'll give you pizza if you come tell us how horrible the job search process is." These ones agreed. Please bring questions for them; I want them to feel like they've earned their pizza.

Date:	October 4
Speaker:	Karuna Sangam
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Fractals! Fra   ls! F a   l !
Abstract:	Fractals: what are they? The answer to that question could probably take an entire pizza seminar talk on its own, but we aren't going to bother ourselves too much about that. Instead, we're going to focus on trying to make analysis work on a class of fractals called post-critically finite (PCF) fractals -- a famous example of which is the Sierpinski gasket. One might wonder how it is even possible to do analysis on a fractal, given that they do not have the nice properties of smoothness that we often prefer when doing analysis. As it turns out, it's possible to define a Laplacian operator on a PCF fractal by taking graph approximations (for all you combinatorialists out there). In this talk, I'll define the Laplacian and gradient on a Sierpinski gasket, and discuss some results I helped prove for a generalized n-dimensional gasket. If we have additional time, I will completely switch gears and talk about the homeomorphism group of the Sierpinski carpet, a similarly named but very different fractal on which I won't be doing analysis.

Date:	September 27
Speaker:	Brian Pinsky
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Why the continuum hypothesis is true and also lifting line theory
Abstract:	I know what you're thinking: how on earth does the continuum hypothesis (logic) have anything to do with lifting line theory (fluid mechanics)? Clearly these shouldn't be related. In this talk, I will show that this intuition is completely correct; these areas do indeed have nothing to do with each other. My first goal is proving James wrong. Last week, James attempted to prove that in any reasonable world, CH should be false. In this talk, I will prove that that, in an even more reasonable world, everything he said is wrong, and CH is true. This more reasonable world is called L. We will prove this using the standard logic argument; invoke powerful theorems you've never heard of about definitions you don't know until the audience is too intimidated to question my proof. After that, we'll switch gears entirely and talk about airplanes. Lifting line theory is a useful set of approximations for determining the forces acting on an airplane's wing testament to just how horrible math done by engineers and physicists really is. In this talk I will use it to prove the most efficient possible wing is an ellipse, and show why elliptical wings make for very hard-to-fly airplanes. We'll start from just newtons laws, but I promise there's some real math here we're taking a fourier transform and everything.

Date:	September 20
Speaker:	James Holland
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Why the Continuum Hypothesis is False
Abstract:	This talk will be about some unintuitive consequences of the continuum hypothesis (CH). Mostly this consists of several quick, odd implications of CH in fields other than set theory (mostly basic combinatorics and analysis). If I have time, I'll also state some consequences of CH that are harder to prove (and harder to state).

Date:	September 13
Speaker:	John Chiarelli
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Sensitivity Conjecture: Twenty Seven Years and Five Pages
Abstract:	The Sensitivity Conjecture is one of the most central and historically important in the field of computational complexity. Proposed by Nisan and Szegedy in 1992, mathematicians have attempted to prove or disprove the conjecture for decades - which makes it particularly impressive that a recent paper by Hao Huang answers it in a five-page paper. In this seminar, I will talk about why the Sensitivity Conjecture is so important, and give an overview of the techniques used to solve it.

Date:	THURSDAY September 5th
Speaker:	Rob Rhoades and Joey Thompson
Time:	1:40pm
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	De Bruijn Sequences as Perturbations of Linear Recursions
Abstract:	A De Bruijn sequence of order n is a periodic sequence of 0s and 1s in which every possible length-n string occurs exactly once as a substring. A theorem from 1984 proves that there are 2^{2^{n-1}-n} such sequences. I will present a theorem which refines this classic counting theorem. Our result counts the nonlinear recursions generating such sequences by their distance from any linear recursion. This work is joint with Don Coppersmith and Jeff VanderKam.

Spring 2019

Date:	April 26th
Speaker:	Abigial Raz
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Bunkbed Conjecture
Abstract:	The bunkbed conjecture is a natural statement in percolation theory. Vaguely speaking, it states that if we take a (specific type of) graph and randomly delete edges then two vertices are more likely to be connected (after the deletion) if their distance (in the original graph) is smaller. We will formalize this conjecture, pause to be disappointed by the fact that it isn't known whether or not the conjecture is always true, and then move on to discuss one of the few instances which we can handle.

Date:	April 19th
Speaker:	Brooke Ogrodnik
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Putting the Fun in Fundamental Domain
Abstract:	Ever sit around and wonder what is this Fundamental Domain that Number Theorists always talk about and draw on the board during their talks? The aim of this talk is to actually explain what it is. Once this is (hopefully) completed, I will also talk about how to construct Fundamental Domains and show examples of co-compact Fundamental Domains.

Date:	April 12th
Speaker:	Keith Frankston
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	All Sufficiently Long Titles Contain a Clever Subtitle
Abstract:	This talk will be an introduction to Ramsey Theory (going through history and some basic results) and ending with a canonical Ramsey theorem that will hopefully be new even to those already familiar with the area. So what is Ramsey theory? The motivation behind this area of study is the following question: How large must a structure be before a given property holds? We'll start by discussing Ramsey's original theorem (on colorings of graphs) and some small examples before moving on to the infinite case. Finally we'll prove what's known as a canonical Ramsey theorem which extends our infinite Ramsey theorem to infinitely many colors.

Date:	April 5th
Speakers:	Christina Bifulco, Michael Weingart, and Brian Katz
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Teaching Jobs Panel
Abstract:	We will have a jobs panel this week about teaching focused career options. Three panelists, Christina Bifulco, Michael Weingart, and Brian Katz will be answering student questions and sharing their experiences.

Date:	March 29th
Speaker:	Tamar Lichter
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Statistical Fallacies
Abstract:	We all have some intuition about how probability works in the real world. Unfortunately, this intuition is often wrong! In this talk, we will look at some surprising manifestations of probability and randomness. We'll also explore some tricky statistical fallacies - which I will challenge you not to fall for.

Date:	March 15th
Speaker:	Corrine Yap
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Mathematics of Origami - Flat-Foldability
Abstract:	A flat origami model is one that can be pressed in a book without introducing new creases - think of the quintessential paper crane. Given an origami crease pattern, can we determine whether or not it will fold flat? Along the way to answering this, we will solve some combinatorial questions using origami, and some origami questions using combinatorics. Paper will be provided.

Date:	March 8th
Speakers:	Nathan Fox, Katie McKeon, Tim Naumovitz, and Tom Sznigir
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Industry Jobs Panel
Abstract:	A panel of Rutgers Mathematics Department Alumni will be answering questions about their experience in career paths outside of academia.

Date:	March 1st
Speaker:	Jeaheang Bang
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A Generalization of Fubini-Tonelli theorem: the Co-area Formula
Abstract:	In calculus, Fubini-Tonelli theorem is no doubt one of the most important theorems. By looking at some simple examples, we will find essential benefits of using Fubini-Tonelli theorem. Focusing on these benefits, we will learn that these benefits can also be found in the Change of Variables Formula, which is believed to live in a totally different world! From these observation, we will generalize Fubini-Tonelli theorem so as to include the Change of Variables Formula. This generalization is called the Co-area Formula. Most part of this talk will be just calculus. But a little bit of knowledge on measure theory might be helpful to understand a technical part of the statement.

Date:	February 22nd
Speaker:	Saurabh Gosavi
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Essential Dimension... Essentially
Abstract:	The essential dimension of... "things" informally speaking, is the number of "independent parameters" required to describe the most general thing. As a simple example: you need one parameter to describe a quadratic extension. What about a degree n extension? That's too hard (at least for me)! We will try to work it out for small values of n.

Date:	February 15th
Speaker:	David Herrera
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Functional Calculus and the Putnam-Fuglede theorem: A discussion with (mostly) matrices
Abstract:	Operator algebras are an interesting mix of (functional) analysis involving a noncommutative algebra. Just like the use of vector spaces is a way of casting very many analysis concepts in a single framework (usually spiced up with some norm or seminorms to give you a topology), the theory of operator algebras does the same with the operators acting on those vector spaces but with the added bit that you can try to compose operators, usually giving you some sort of multiplicative structure as well. It is in this light that we explore some aspects of this theory through a case study. The specific subject to be discussed is a (nontrivial) result in operator theory related to commuting elements in a C* algebra illustrated in the simplest (nontrivial?) setting: n by n matrices. In a "I haven't heard of this subject before" person-friendly manner, we will cover the continuous functional calculus for normal matrices (vs. diagonalizable matrices), its generalization to bounded linear operators on a Hilbert space and C* algebras, and multiple proofs of the Fuglede-Putnam theorem (and maybe applications) in the case of matrices. We will discuss the extendability of these examples and arguments with the aim of proofs that work not just for matrices but also in the more abstract setting. What this will mean is that we will focus on what aspects of the proofs rely heavily on properties that are special for matrices or have analogues in more general settings, but all the while remaining comprehendible to one new to the subject.

Date:	February 8th
Speaker:	Jason Saied
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Representation theory and partition identities
Abstract:	In recent years, mathematicians have discovered that the representation theory of Lie algebras can be used to derive many classical partition identities (and many non-classical ones!). This is interesting because it gives reasons "why" the identities are true that feel nicer than just pushing around symbols. To illuminate this connection, we will study one particular Lie algebra and show how its representation theory relates to the classical Jacobi triple product identity. I won't assume that you know anything about Lie algebras or partition identities, and I won't need to develop any general theory.

Date:	February 1st
Speaker:	Justin Semonsen
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Network Games
Abstract:	Ever wondered what would happen if you played games in a network? In this talk, we will develop a model, prove what we can about simple games, and then show why it's hard to do more. This talk is based on a preprint made in collaboration with Dr. Chris Griffin at Penn State.

Fall 2018

Date:	November 30th
Speaker:	Alex Karlovitz
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Numgodic Theory
Abstract:	We all know that math is an amazingly large and varied subject. Even within my chosen field of number theory, I can go to a talk and have no idea what's happening! (Me sitting in last pizza seminar: "Wait. Did George just index a primitive character with a negative number...?") However, I think that's a big draw for most of us. It's exciting to learn about a problem, and then learn that its solution requires theory which is entirely new to you. In this talk, I will give an example of one of these connections. Ergodic theory is an analysis topic regarding the study of certain measure-preserving transformations. I will describe some results from this field, maybe prove some things, and then show some fun applications of ergodic theory to number theory. And yes, my stupid title is a mashup of "ergodic theory" and "number theory". Sorry.

Date:	November 16th
Speaker:	George Hauser
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Sonnet 2 + sqrt(3)
Abstract:	Some integrals are easy, Some integrals are hard, Some you give to calc students, And some leave them scarred. The integral I intend, to show in this talk, Goes back to a person Named Herglotz, Who evaluated in closed form, An integral to make calc students Wish they'd never been born. The methods involved, Well, they use number theory, And so the argument, is really not dreary. So if you like how that sounds, Or if you just want the pizza, Please come to my talk, Pretty pretty pleazza?

Date:	November 9th
Speaker:	Brian Pinsky
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Analysis without the Analysis
Abstract:	I'd like to share a definitely true story. Once upon a time, there lived a logician named Abraham Robinson. Overall, he had a happy life, but there was one problem: the analysts of his department were constantly being friendly and telling him about their research. This led to far too many conversations involving the letter epsilon for Robinson to live a happy and successful life. Then, one day, Robinson had an idea. "What if I reengineered all of real analysis so that it required a whole course in model theory to understand even the most basic definitions? Surely," he thought, "that would make the analysts stop trying to talk to me". And with that, he set to work. To succeed with his plan, he knew he would first have to learn how to do analysis. For months, he read paper after paper, and filled entire chalkboards, only to find himself lost in a sea of epsilons and sign errors. As he chased references backwards, he started reading older and older works, until eventually, he found himself all the way back at the beginning, in Leibniz's first formulations of calculus. Back then, before the idea of epsilons, people had been making do with just the idea of "infinitesimal numbers". Most sensible mathematicians of Robinson's day would criticize this as informal and lacking in rigor; and with good reason. Nevertheless, this proved to be the one paper Robinson could read, and so here he began his work. Some years later, Robinson had perfected an analyst-proof formulation of calculus. Unfortunately for him, it turned out better than standard calculus in many ways, and some of the open minded analysts wanted to actually learn this horrible system he had derived, and they made him spend the rest of his career explaining it to them. These days, the framework he built is called "non-standard analysis". In my talk, I plan to introduce you to this wonderful world where definitions make intuitive sense without 5 layers of quantifiers, and all the proofs feel like you're definitely cheating. My agenda will be to define the hyperreals properly, then spend the remaining 5 minutes spewing out definitions, and perhaps actually proving a theorem.

Date:	November 2nd
Speaker:	Matt Charnley
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Analysts Say the Darndest Things
Abstract:	Analysts are weird. And by that, I mean analysis is weird, and sometimes the proofs can seem strange, even to people who do them all the time. In this talk, I'll explain what some of these things are, talk about why we do them the way we do, and hopefully make things a little clearer by the end. I may even address some of your 'concerns' if you bring them up.

Date:	October 26th
Speaker:	Victoria Chayes
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Universe In A Relative Nutshell
Abstract:	Black holes are a fascinating phenomen a in general relativity and in astrophysics. They are arguably the most simple objects in the universe, as they can be characterized entirely by their mass, charge, and angular momentum, yet they give rise to exotic structures, from event horizons to frame-dragging to closed timelike curves (read: time travel). In this talk we will briefly overview Albert Einstein's general relativity, explore the mathematical structure of different types of black holes, and then talk about real-world evidence of the existence and formation of black holes.

Date:	October 19th
Speaker:	Dodam Ih
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Introduction to Adjunctions
Abstract:	Adjoint functors arise naturally in many areas of mathematics, and represent a powerful generalisation of the notion of equivalence that captures asymmetry. In this talk, I will briefly review the basics of category theory, discuss two equivalent definitions of adjunctions, and some basic properties. Saunders Mac Lane famously claimed that "The slogan is 'adjoint functors are everywhere'"; in this spirit, we will consider many examples of adjoint functors from set theory, topology, analysis, algebra, as well as category theory itself, and see how many known results that "feel the same" are actually subsumed by and unified through the language of adjunctions.

Date:	October 12th
Speakers:	Lev Borisov, Zheng-Chao Han, Alice Mark, Sven Moeller, and Kim Weston
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Academic Jobs Panel
Abstract:	A panel of mathematicians will answer questions about the jobs in academia.

Date:	October 5th
Speaker:	Joel Clingempeel
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Machine Learning for Humans and Robots*
Abstract:	Artificial intelligence has long been a source of fascination and has progressed from science fiction to being central to many technologies. In recent years, progress in artificial intelligence has accelerated tremendously thanks to the paradigm of machines being programmed with the ability to learn from experience, and this has led to breakthroughs in the news such as AlphaGo beating the world Go champion and Watson's dominance in Jeopardy. In this talk, I'll first illustrate many of the core principles behind machine learning through the lens of one of the simplest models: regression. I'll then give an introduction to neural networks: a power model which is loosely based on the brain architecture and which has had incredible success in tasks ranging from image recognition to language processing. *This talk is open to both humans and robots; the speaker shall not discriminate on the basis of one's ability to pass a Turing test.

Date:	September 28
Speaker:	Chloe Urbanski Wawrzyniak
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Many Complex Notions of Convexity
Abstract:	We're all familiar with the usual notion of geometric convexity: a set S in Euclidian space is convex if for every two points in S, the line connecting these points is also contained in S. In complex n-space, we consider many other notions of convexity which interact with the complex structure of the set. In this talk, I will present a number of these other types of convexity and their relationships. Along the way, we will see lots of interesting examples, some surprising results from the core of Several Complex Variables, and at least one easily stated problem that's been open for more than 50 years. I will assume the audience is familiar with the concept of a holomorphic function in one variable, but very little familiarity with complex analysis beyond that is required.

Date:	September 21
Speaker:	Érik Amorim
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Shor's Quantum Attack on RSA: a Practical Demonstration
Abstract:	The RSA protocol, which stands for Really Secure Algorithm, is still widely used at least as the basis for other, more secure encryption algorithms. It's built on a simple idea employing basic tools from number theory, and it works because nobody can figure out a way to factor large numbers efficiently using the currently available classical computers. But Peter Shor discovered in 1994 that the theoretical concept of a quantum computer would be versatile enough to do that, at least with very high probability of success. His algorithm is one of the main reasons why the field of quantum computing attracted the attention of not only pure mathematicians, but also big companies with big money, and why actual prototypes of quantum computers exist today. Our goal in this talk is to go over the basics of quantum computing and of Shor's algorithm, including an actual* demonstration of it at work to break the RSA cypher and reveal one of the audience members' secrets. *Actual demonstration not a quantum implementation, only a simulation. I do not own a quantum computer.

Date:	September 14
Speaker:	James Holland
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Paradoxes that are not actually paradoxes
Abstract:	I'm gonna talk about some paradoxes in set theory, and tell you why they aren't paradoxes (how paradoxical!). In particular, I'll give some background in logic, and then present/resolve as many paradoxes as I can. I'll get to at least Skolem's paradox, and a consequence of Gödel's incompleteness theorem(s).

Spring 2018

Date:	April 20
Speaker:	Lou Gaudet
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	The Proof is in the Pudding Sauce
Abstract:	In 1896, two mathematicians [1] independently proved the celebrated Prime Number Theorem (PNT), which states that the number of primes at most x is asymptotic to the quantity x/log(x). Just about 120 years later, in 2015, Christopher Schonberger created Hot Ones, an online web series of interviews in which guests must eat exceptionally spicy chicken wings while being interviewed. This Friday, April 20, 2018, I will attempt to marry these two events. Mathematically, I'll be attempting to present a sketch of the proof of the PNT, with some of the details, but more focusing on the intuition and the beautiful ideas and insights behind the constructions. Physically, I'll be attempting to not die from the spice, and to instead suffer with grace and poise. [2] Additionally, selected members of the audience have volunteered to eat these wings along with me, since, as we all know, misery loves company. If you wish to be such a volunteer [3] then please let me know ASAP. I think there's enough for others, while supplies last! See y'all Friday. Footnotes [1] One was Jacques Salomon Hadamard, and the other was—wait for it—Charles-Jean Étienne Gustave Nicolas Le Vieux, Baron de la Vallée Poussin. It's a good thing they didn't have Net IDs in 1896... I'm looking at you, cjegnlvbvp74. [2] "I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing." — Anai̎s Nin [3] Disclaimer: I will not be responsible for any harm/suffering/damages/regret you may incur due to putting spicy things in your mouth. Rutgers will not be responsible, nor the Pizza Seminar. Only you! You gonna do something like this, then you'll accept the dang consequences! Sheesh.

Date:	April 13
Speaker:	Yukun Yao
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Parking Function
Abstract:	In a parallel universe Frelinghuysen Rd is a one-way road from east to west and there are n parallel parking spaces on the north side of the road near Hill Center. People need a premium Rutgers parking permit to park on these spaces. There are exactly n such parking permits sold. One day, all of the n permit holders come to Hill Center by car. Everyone has a preferred space and they will always check whether the space is available first and if not they will park on the next available space (if any). How can everyone have a space to park without making a right turn to Allison Rd? In this talk, we will discuss about parking functions and some related combinatorial structures, e.g., labelled forests, noncrossing partitions and Shi arrangements.

Date:	April 6
Speaker:	Matt Hohertz
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	P vs. NP: the million-dollar question
Abstract:	Still open eighteen years after the Clay Institute offered $1 million for its solution, the P vs. NP problem poses a simply-stated question: Can we quickly solve a mathematical problem if we can quickly verify a proposed solution to the same problem? We begin this seminar by introducing the basic structures of complexity theory, including Turing machines and decision problems. After phrasing the P vs. NP problem rigorously, we examine some common proof techniques of complexity theory and prove the undecidability of P vs. NP under their underlying assumptions alone. Finally, we discuss NP-complete problems — the "hardest" of all NP problems — and the intimate (and perhaps surprising) ties between their solutions and the answer to the broader P vs. NP problem.

Date:	March 30
Speaker:	Érik Amorim
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Dotting the i's and crossing the h's
Abstract:	Quantum physics may or may not be a complicated mess, until you decide to look. But it's especially confusing for mathematicians, and that's partly their fault for not having the useful background in classical physics and partly the physicists' fault for the lack of rigor in their texts. In this talk, we'll discuss where quantum mechanics comes from, without skipping the necessary physics prerequisites but also giving it the mathematically rigorous treatment it deserves. Wave-particle duality, spectral emission lines, the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, the Schroedinger Equation etc. all have intuitive explanations and can be discussed/proved rigorously. After doing that we'll also discuss some purely mathematical problems pertaining to the topic of stability of quantum matter, which is what explains why your pizza slice has enough calories to maybe make you gain some weight, but definitely not to send you flying in the air with a violent, bright explosion of collapsing atoms.

Date:	March 23
Speaker:	Tamar Lichter
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Attacks on the RSA Cryptosystem
Abstract:	Cryptography -- code making and code breaking -- is an ancient pursuit. Julius Caesar is said to have kept his messages secret by shifting each letter by three, ifhb qefp. Modern cryptography involves some really neat math, from basic number theory and abstract algebra to hard questions about elliptic curves and lattices. We'll start with an overview of some of the simpler and prettier cryptosystems, including the widely used public-key cryptosystem known as RSA. Then we'll discuss an attack on small-exponent RSA using continued fractions, as well as an attack using lattice reduction due to Boneh and Durfee.

Date:	March 9
Speaker:	Yonah Biers-Ariel
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Math in Strange Places
Abstract:	We all know that people do lots of interesting math in universities like Rutgers (which is one of the many reasons it's a great place to get a PhD). But what about in the White House? Ukrainian nationalist militias? Prime time television? This talk will examine results proved or used in all of these places (and more!).

Date:	March 2
Speaker:	Richard Voepel
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	A Place for Everything, and Everything in Its Place
Abstract:	There is a part of human nature that desires to label, box, and group. In mathematics we pursue this urge by way of classification theorems, perhaps most notably in geometry and algebra, with examples such as the classification of finite simple groups or the complete catalogue of wallpaper groups. What is probably less well known is that there are powerful classification schemes for the complex numbers themselves stemming from the field of transcendental number theory. We present some ideas and select results in this direction.

Date:	February 23
Speaker:	Becky Coulson
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Big Numbers: From Combinatorics to Logic
Abstract:	What is the biggest number you know? Of course there are infinitely many numbers, but constructing extremely large finite numbers is a nontrivial task. In this talk we will discuss historical methods of constructing such numbers, and we will then explore what additional logical axioms can do for us.

Date:	February 16
Speaker:	Jason Saied
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Combinatorial Game Theory
Abstract:	Since we're mathematicians, we like to take things that people enjoy and study them mathematically, usually scaring those people away in the process. In my talk, we will do this to a certain class of two-player games called normal play games, where the first player to run out of available moves loses. We will start by looking at some examples of normal play games and formalizing what it means for two games to be equivalent. We will then completely ruin the game of Nim by coming up with a rule to determine who will win and what their winning strategy is. We will apply this to prove the Sprague-Grundy Theorem, classifying ALL normal play games where both players have the same available moves (known as impartial games). If there is time remaining, we'll discuss how to assign numerical values to certain types of (non-impartial) normal play games and get a glimpse of the theory of surreal numbers.

Date:	February 9
Speakers:	Huyesin Acan, Annegret Burtscher, Purvi Gupta, Robert Laugwitz, Rachel Levanger
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Postdoc Life Panel
Abstract:	We will host five postdoctoral researchers and ask them about what it is like to be a postdoc! Possible topics include daily workload, interactions with other postdocs, relationship with their advisor, differences between postdocs in the US and abroad, advice for current graduate students, and many other subjects. Feel free to bring your own questions!

Date:	February 2
Speaker:	Matthew Welsh
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Spacings of Fractions/Torsion Points
Abstract:	It's a basic fact that rational numbers are dense in the real line, and quantifying this density in terms of the size of the denominators of the fractions is the content of Dirichlet's approximation theorem. We'll frame our discussion of the spacings between fractions through the question: is Dirichlet's theorem (more or less) optimal? The answer is yes, and for a quite easy reason. But depending on how the room feels, we can make plenty of digressions that highlight some basic techniques in analytic number theory. For example, the equidistribution of fractions, its limitations, and its connection to the Riemann hypothesis. With any remaining time, we can discuss some new, but still very elementary, work on the spacings between torsion points (pairs of fractions with the same denominator), which (kind of) answers the question: is the simultaneous version of Dirichlet's approximation theorem optimal?

Date:	January 26
Speaker:	Chloe Wawrzyniak
Time:	1:40 PM
Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
Title:	Cats are Liquids
Abstract:	In this talk, we will discuss the 2017 Ig Nobel Prize winner in Physics, a paper titled “On the Rheology of Cats”. There will be a little bit of science, a little bit of math, and a lot of funny cat photos.

Fall 2017

• Date:	December 1
  Speakers:	Juan Aguilera
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Can we quantify the strength of a theorem?
  Abstract:	Ordinal analysis is a part of logic that deals with assigning numbers to theorems (or collections of theorems) as a measure of their strength. In practice, a theorem to which we have assigned a large number has many consequences, and, in many natural cases, if a theorem A has a smaller number associated to it than B, then B implies A. For example, the Bolzano-Weierstrass theorem implies (in a meaningful way) that every countable field has a unique algebraic closure.

• Date:	November 17
  Speakers:	Abigail Raz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	List Coloring Graphs
  Abstract:	You may be familiar with the problem of properly coloring a graph (no worries if you aren't; this talk will still be accessible). However, what if we change the problem such that the available colors for each vertex are not necessarily the same? (We will, however, mandate that each vertex has the same number of available colors). This is now a problem of list coloring a graph. The list coloring number of a graph is the smallest k, such that for any assignment of a list of k colors to each vertex you can properly color the graph. We will discuss some bounds on the list chromatic number for various families of graphs. Time permitting, we may also take a peek into what happens when we want to color the edges of a graph rather than the vertices.

• Date:	November 10
  Speakers:	Brooke Logan
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Deleting Digits
  Abstract:	We will talk about minimal generating sets of different subsets of the natural numbers and how tools for discovering minimal sets can be used to tell if a number is composite.

• Date:	November 3
  Speakers:	Keith Frankston
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Burnside Problems
  Abstract:	In 1902 Burnside introduced the following question which became know as the generalized Burnside problem: Is it true that any finitely generated torsion (every element has finite order) group is finite? At the same time, he also introduced what he considered an easier question, the Burnside problem: Is every finitely generated group of bounded exponent (there exists an n such that g^n=1 for all group elements g) itself finite? What seem to be straightforward (and, one might think, true) questions remained unresolved for the next half century. It wasn't until 1964 (over 60 years later!) that the first counter-example to the generalized Sideburn problem was produced. Four years later, a whole class of counter-examples were shown for the Burned S'more problem as well. We will talk about some of the history of the problems, what is currently known, and finally, produce a counter-example to the generalized problem (via a more recent construction).

• Date:	October 27
  Speakers:	Joel Clingempeel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Geometry of the Amplituhedron
  Abstract:	In 2013, Arkani-Hamed and Trnka discovered that the physics of particle interactions for a certain quantum theory could surprisingly be encoded in the geometry of a higher dimensional "gem-like" object. Though understanding precisely the connection to physics requires a lot of machinery, the amplituhedron is an interesting geometrical object in its own respect, and its geometry can be explored without any physics background! Starting with convex polygons in the plane, we will build up through a series of examples of increasing sophistication to the definition of the amplituhedron. Time permitting, I will spend the last 5 to 10 minutes giving a bird'e eye view of the relation to physics which involves interesting combinatorics (including planar graphs and recursions!).

• Date:	October 20
  Speakers:	Andy Huynh
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Surfaces of Constant Curvature
  Abstract:	First, I ramble about (Gaussian) curvature. Then I ramble about hyperbolic geometry. I return back to ramble about surfaces of constant Gaussian curvature. If I have time, I'll ramble about trigonometry on these surfaces.

• Date:	October 13
  Speakers:	Lev Borisov, Angela Gibney, Purvi Gupta, Bhargav Narayanan, Christopher Woodward
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Academic Jobs Panel
  Abstract:	We will have a panel of mathematicians discussing the process of getting an academic job and answering your questions.

• Date:	October 6
  Speaker:	Katie McKeon
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Quantum Chaos
  Abstract:	Physicists believe that chaos is a ladder; since we can see many examples of chaos in classical mechanics, it should also be present in the quantum world. We'll discuss quantum chaos from a mathematician's point of view.

• Date:	September 29
  Speaker:	Fei Qi
  Time:	2:30 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Cohomological criterion of reductivity for associative algebras
  Abstract:	I will give the definitions to the Hochschild cohomology to associative algebras and prove the reducitivity theorem: an associative algebra A is semisimple if and only if the Hochschild cohomology HH^1(A, M) = 0 for every bimodule M. The proof of the if part is elementary and can be easily understood (though somehow tricky). The proof of the only if part will have to use the Artin-Wedderburn theory. If time allows, I will also talk about the generalizations of these proofs to vertex algebra (joint with Huang).

• Date:	September 22
  Speaker:	Justin Semonsen
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Cooperation: The Game
  Abstract:	We will develop a model (or two!) for how people compromise and agree, then investigate its behavior and prove what we can about it. Warning: May involve applied math!

• Date:	September 15
  Speaker:	Matt Charnley
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	What's the deal with all these flows?
  Abstract:	There has been a lot of buzz over the last few decades about so-called 'geometric flows' and their properties and applications, especially after Ricci flow was used to prove the Poincare conjecture. While I know better than to try to introduce Ricci flow in a Pizza Seminar, curve shortening flow is a simpler geometric flow that can (hopefully) be covered in such a seminar. I'll introduce the flow and walk through some of the standard operations that are done with other geometric flows to give a flavor of the area. I'll also use this flow to get a proof of the isoperimetric inequality.

Spring 2017

• Date:	April 28
  Speaker:	Jinyoung Park
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Do we really need integrals?
  Abstract:	The area of a triangle is 1/2*(base)*(height), and we don’t need any fancy tool to verify this formula.(Simply cut the triangle a couple of times and then reassemble those pieces to make a rectangle.) Then how about the 3-dimensional version of a triangle, namely a tetrahedron? The volume of a tetrahedron is 1/3*(bottom)*(height), and one way to verify this formula is to use the integral. My question is, is there an elementary way to verify this formula, especially without using integrals? In this talk, we will investigate the answer to this question, and see if we can get closer to many young students’ dream: math without calculus..

• Date:	April 21
  Speaker:	Doug Schultz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	What the heck is Floer cohomology?
  Abstract:	Since so many people have asked me about this, I've decided to give a basic talk. The prerequisite, "What the heck is Morse cohomology?" will also be covered in my talk: Suppose you have a manifold, but you would like to know more about its topology. A natural thing that you might do is pour chocolate sauce on it, and see where the sauce forms pools and saddle points. Great! Floer cohomology is similar to this, but now you suppose that the chocolate is delicious hot fudge, and can form bubbles in the ambient manifold. These bubbles form an obstruction to displacement by "area preserving diffeomorphism" (or if you like, displacement from your couch after your ice-cream sundae).

• Date:	April 14
  Speaker:	Nathan Fox
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Busy Beavers
  Abstract:	A Turing Machine is an idealized model of a computer program consisting of read/write memory and a finite-state control. A given Turing Machine may or may not halt (stop running) on a given input. This leads to the following question: Which n-state Turing Machines that halt use the most memory, and how much memory do they use? This problem known as the Busy Beaver Problem, turns out to be undecidable, and the corresponding function of n (the Busy Beaver Function) is not computable. In this talk, we will prove the noncomputability of the Busy Beaver Function, and then, in spite of this, we will attempt to compute some of its values.

• Date:	April 7
  Speaker:	Parker Hund
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Combinatorics, Accounting, and Finance
  Abstract:	In this talk I will give an introduction to accounting and finance. As an introduction to accounting, I will discuss the four basic accounting statements and how they are created using double entry bookkeeping. I will highlight the ambiguities in accounting standards and the leeway this gives companies in how they account for their operations. I will also present real-world examples of how this can be used for fraudulent purposes. As an introduction to finance, I will present the basics of asset valuation and even prove a “theorem� about corporate finance. If time permits, and if I have sufficient prompting, I may go on a rant about investment banks and how awful they are. Also, there will be nothing about combinatorics.

• Date:	March 31
  Speaker:	Bryan Ek
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	April Fool's!
  Abstract:	It is widely believed that different numbers typically have different values but not only will I prove that many numbers are the same, but also that all triangles are equilateral, horses are all the same color, and you can color a map with at most 4 colors. I also hope to provide many conjectures that are almost assuredly true based on huge amounts of empirical evidence. Audience participation will be appealed for!

• Date:	March 24
  Speaker:	Érik Amorim
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The first big test of Einstein's General Relativity
  Abstract:	Any introductory book on Relativity Theory will tell you of a couple of real-life situations that cannot be explained by Newtonian physics alone, but rather require Einstein's theory. Two very common examples are the precession of Mercury and the functioning of GPS. In this talk I'd like to give an elementary introduction to General Relativity and then apply it to show how GPS works. Unfortunately it turns out GPS really is a complicated thing, so instead I'll show you how GR correctly predicts the orbit of Mercury. Einstein himself considered this as one of the three most important tests of the validity of his theory, so we'd better not fail it. And even though all this may sound like a physics talk, don't worry, it's also math. There's even differential geometry and stuff. (No prerequisite required).

• Date:	March 3
  Speaker:	Emily Kukura
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	On the Logic of Time Travel: Paradoxes, Banana Peels, Cheshire Cats, and (maybe) Einstein
  Abstract:	We've all seen popular time travel stories on screen, from Back to the Future, to Harry Potter to Star Trek, and so on. While some popular depictions may do a decent job, from a logical perspective many more are fraught with problems, often because they rely on some version of the premise that changing the past is possible. But just because we can't change the past doesn't mean that we can't travel to it, have an impact on it, and maybe even have a nice chat with our younger selves. In this talk we'll take a trip with Tim the Time Traveler to explore whether or not we can do better than Hollywood. Along the way we will likely encounter many banana-peels, disappearing cats, and other oddities, and to see where we end up you'll just have to hop along for the ride. Time (no pun intended) permitting, we may even talk about more math-y things like relativity, and how they could potentially accommodate some apparent paradoxes we may encounter on our trip.

• Date:	February 24
  Speaker:	Corrine Yap
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Origametry
  Abstract:	The art of paper-folding extends far beyond paper cranes; indeed, working with "infinite" paper allows us to analyze crease patterns as line configurations and gives us tools to tackle classical geometric constructions. We will work out some of these constructions and find out if origami is more powerful than our old friends, the straightedge and compass (spoiler: it is). For those who want to get their hands dirty, finite paper will be provided.

• Date:	February 17
  Speaker:	Matt Charnley
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Why you should never get your bird drunk, and other "random" facts
  Abstract:	No, we aren't actually going to be getting people or animals drunk, but we are going to be talking about Random Walks and Brownian Motion. We'll start with random walks on the integers, talk about some properties, and use that to motivate the definition of Brownian Motion on the real numbers. And don't worry, this will all come back to PDEs eventually.

• Date:	February 10
  Speaker:	John Chiarelli
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	This Computer Does and Does Not Work: Using Quantum Mechanics in Computing Systems
  Abstract:	While the mathematics behind quantum mechanics has been known for close to a century, it is only within the last 35 years that researchers have started asking its phenomena could be used in efficient computation of difficult problems. In this talk, I will go over some of the known algorithms that use quantum mechanics to solve otherwise time-consuming problems quickly, as well as some of the historical background behind them. Viewers can expect to leave with a full understanding of quantum computation - provided that they adjust their use of the term "understand."

• Date:	February 3
  Speaker:	Yonah Biers-Ariel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	An Introduction to Bayesian Estimation
  Abstract:	I thought that my car insurance premiums were too high. I made a simple model to show AAA that they were charging too much. Now I still pay too much, but I also have a captive audience to complain to.

• Date:	January 27
  Speaker:	Sam Braunfeld
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Signal Processing and Filtering
  Abstract:	Long ago, I had to take a signal processing course, and it turned out to be surprisingly pleasant. I'll present some of the basic theory, in which various ideas from analysis make an appearance.

Fall 2016

• Date:	December 9
  Speaker:	Various Speakers
  Time:	1:30 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	5 minute talks
  Abstract:	A collection of very short talks, condensed into an abbreviated seminar.

• Date:	December 2
  Speaker:	Katie McKeon
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Network Science and the Internet
  Abstract:	The internet is a series of tubes. We'll discuss how network scientists (heavily influenced by graph theory) attempt to model these tubes.

• Date:	November 18
  Speaker:	Joel Clingempeel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Knots, Three-Manifolds, and Quantum Field Theory
  Abstract:	Two fundamental issues in three dimensional topology are understanding how a three dimensional space can be curled up in various ways and understanding how a collection of embedded circles can get tangled up in such a space. To this end, one seeks to define invariants , and for this purpose, it is often convenient to introduce auxiliary structure (which here will be a gauge field). However, the price one pays is that one must ultimately obtain something independent of such a structure. A tempting way to proceed is to integrate over all possible choices, but this leads to computing infinite-dimensional integrals which a priori do not appear to be sensible. Although perhaps unfamiliar to mathematicians, computing integrals like this is familiar to physicists and plays a crucial role in calculating probabilities of particle interactions. Drawing upon insights from our physicist friends, we see that these seemingly daunting integrals can be reduced to a geometric recipe based on "cutting and gluing" along surfaces, and for the special case of circles tangled up in R^3, we extract a combinatorial algorithm based on a diagram representing a projection to the plane. This talk will not assume acquaintance with the machinery of modern geometry, topology, and quantum field theory.

• Date:	November 11
  Speaker:	Vernon Chan
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Which integral is elementary?
  Abstract:	It is "well known" that the indefinite integral of e^(-x^2) and 1/log x are not elementary functions, but the reason behind is usually a blindspot for many calculus or undergraduate classes. In this talk, I will discuss two theorems due to Liouville that characterize the types of integrands whose integrals are elementary functions.

• Date:	November 4
  Speaker:	Cole Franks
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	How to deal with liars
  Abstract:	How do you arrange the sale of a car between an untrustworthy car salesman and a guileless customer? In general, how do you fairly distribute goods and payments between people who might be dishonest about how much they value said goods? The vaguely named field of mechanism design theory attempts to solve this problem for various definitions of fairness. We'll look at the basic foundations of the field and see some of its good and bad implications for society. Trust me, this is a million dollar talk.

• Date:	October 28
  Speaker:	Prof. Amie Wilkinson et. al.
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Academic Jobs Panel
  Abstract:	Professor Amie Wilkinson from University of Chicago joins Professors Feng Luo, Amy Cohen-Corwin, and Alex Kontorovich from Rutgers University to answer any questions about mathematics jobs in the academic world. To ensure they can be answered and the panelists can prepare for them, please email any questions you have to the coordinators by noon on Monday, October 24.

• Date:	October 21
  Speaker:	Tom Sznigir
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Symmetry
  Abstract:	Among all rectangles of a given perimeter, the square has the largest area. A sequence of coin flips will, in the long run, have heads and tails in equal proportion. By symmetry, this is all to be expected. We count on problems exhibiting certain kinds of symmetry to have solutions exhibiting the same kind of symmetry. There are the odd exceptions, but the principle seems to hold most of the time. In this talk, we will look at some of the useful ways symmetry lends itself to solving problems.

• Date:	October 14
  Speaker:	Rebecca Coulson
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Fuzzy Knights and Knaves
  Abstract:	In this talk, we will explore a variation of the traditional knights and knaves puzzle using fuzzy logic. In particular, instead of statements having truth values only either 0 or 1, they can span the continuum between 0 and 1. Please join us for fun non-standard puzzles as well as an introduction to fuzzy logic and its advantages and disadvantages. This talk is inspired by a paper of Jason Rosenhouse.

• Date:	October 7
  Speaker:	Chloe Urbanski
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Reinventing the Wheel... Or Can We?
  Abstract:	Let's say I wanted to be the coolest nerd on campus, so I decide to design a bike with wheels that are not circles. Of course, I would look less cool if my ride wasn't smooth, so let's make "smooth ride" a condition on my design, too. Is this possible? If it is, what would my wheels look like and how many possibilities are there? We will discuss these questions through very concrete computations and lots of pictures. If there is time at the end, we will briefly discuss what this problem looks like in higher dimensions.

• Date:	September 23
  Speaker:	Pat Devlin
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Things I learned from my students (humorous and otherwise)
  Abstract:	On glorious occasions of serendipity, teaching can sometimes result in learning (and not just for the students). In this talk, I will discuss some of the many things I learned from my students, from tips and tricks you can use in the classroom, to surviving late-night grading. Time-permitting (and it will be) I will also discuss some of my favorite anecdotes [astoundingly off-topic questions during office hours, amazing stories of attempted exam cheating, 10 celebs who wore it well, and this one weird trick doctors don't want you to know!].

• Date:	September 23
  Speaker:	Abigail Raz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Zero-One Laws for Random Graphs
  Abstract:	What is the probability that if you pick a graph at random with lots of vertices it has an isolated vertex, what about the probability it has a triangle? In this talk we will examine graph properties that can be expressed in the first-order theory of graphs. We will investigate the limiting probability, as the number of vertices (n) goes to infinity, that the random graph Gn,p has these properties. We will examine both the cases when p is constant and when it is a function of the number of vertices. We will prove a few results and play some games in the process!

• Date:	September 16
  Speaker:	Richard Voepel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Problems You Won't Find on Sesame Street : A Select Result from Transcendental Number Theory
  Abstract:	One of the most iconic sketches from the long running American children's television series Sesame Street, entitled "One of These Things", was a short form critical thinking exercise during which viewers were asked to identify from a small collection of objects one which differed significantly from the other members in some aspect. In this talk we consider a family of slightly modified versions of this problem, which unfortunately are not of suitable difficulty for children under the age of 5.

Spring 2016

• Date:	April 29
  Speaker:	Justin Semonsen
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Learning and VC Dimension
  Abstract:	As graduate students, our primary job is to learn, as well as to teach others. Although our students sometimes seem incapable of learning, is that their fault? Today we discover what can be learned, and what is impossible to learn, beginning with pizza of course!

• Date:	April 22
  Speaker:	Yonah Biers-Ariel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	It's a Pirate's Life for Me!
  Abstract:	Before the advent of the modern university system, many young mathematicians, having completed their education, set out upon the high seas as pirates, capturing wayward sailors and posing fiendish mathematical riddles (or so my calculus teacher told me). In this talk, we will examine two (or maybe three) such problems. In the first one, the captured sailors can use their knowledge of group theory to dramatically improve their odds of survival, and in the second one, the pirates can lower these odds by taking the right number of captives. Even if you never become a pirate, they make for good parlor tricks.

• Date:	April 15
  Speaker:	Nathan Fox
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Why is this talk different from all other talks?
  Abstract:	What is time? This is a deep philosophical question that we will not address in this talk. But, we will discuss perhaps the most important human aspect of this question: how do we measure time? From seconds to days to months to years, humans have had different methods for measuring these from culture to culture and from age to age. In this talk, we will give a history of many of these different clocks and calendars, and we will try to put them in an astronomical and mathematical context. Disclaimer: A large portion of this talk will be about the Hebrew Calendar, since it is the one I know the most about, and it is extremely quirky.

• Date:	April 08
  Speakers:	Professor Lieberman et al.
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Panel Discussion: Teaching Mathematics
  Abstract:	We will have a panel composed of professors Lieberman, Rosenstein and Weingart and our own Pat Devlin to discuss topics pertaining to the teaching of mathematics, especially at a college level. Come prepared with your questions..

• Date:	April 01
  Speaker:	Keith Frankston
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Seemingly Paradoxical Results of Random Games
  Abstract:	Bud and Burak walk into 701. We seem to have a paradox. Find out for sure on Friday afternoon when we will also talk about a couple seemingly of surprising results of games played against probabilistic antagonist, who is both probably antagonistic and antagonizes according to a probability distribution. Generally, this is what we will cover, though unlike General Lee, we will not wage war against the union. We may fight one or two battles against the intersection, however. Send your appreciation and vitriol to Nathan for the puns.

• Date:	March 25
  Speaker:	Alexi Hoeft
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	How to Create and Prevent Traffic Jams
  Abstract:	We'll explore (vehicular) traffic flow patterns and phenomena like traffic waves and phantom traffic jams (which are all too real). Amazingly, it can take just one driver to create a traffic jam and it can take only one driver to prevent a traffic jam, and I'll teach you how to be each kind of driver.

• Date:	March 11
  Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Ranking Algorithms and Tournament Formats
  Abstract:	Given n competitors, what is the best tournament structure to find a ranking of the competitors? Additionally, how can one design an accurate system of such rankings given tournament results? I'll talk about some ideas that have been used to attempt to address such questions, as well as some flaws with them that have been exploited.

• Date:	March 04
  Speaker:	Pedro Pontes
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Pretty Pictures in Complex Dynamics
  Abstract:	I will try to convince people of the beauty of complex dynamics by showing pretty pictures of fractals. The general setting will be the iteration of rational functions and the Fatou/Julia dichotomy. There will be many pretty pictures of Julia set fractals, and we will see how simply varying c in the quadratic polynomial z^2+c, the simplest of functions, can lead to dramatically different pictures and very interesting changes in dynamics. We will also study some general results on the classification of Fatou components for rational functions and, of course, see some nice pictures of those cases as well.

• Date:	February 26
  Speaker:	Katie McKeon
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Non-Euclidean Geometric Combinatorics
  Abstract:	We'll examine some oddly behaved (aka non-Euclidean) geometries and see if some of the major theorems in discrete geometry still apply to them.

• Date:	February 19
  Speaker:	Sam Braunfeld
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Formal Methods for Causation
  Abstract:	We know the mantra "correlation is not causation", so how can causation be established? The general standard is a randomized controlled experiment, but this is not always feasible or legal. However, under certain causal assumptions, it may be possible to determine causality without performing an experiment at all. The methods for doing so primarily involve graph representations of causal models (essentially Bayes nets, which were created by the developer of much of this theory). This talk will discuss how to handle these models, and consider some simple examples.

• Date:	February 12
  Speaker:	Mike Donders
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Pseudo Random Numbers
  Abstract:	Random numbers are something we often want to use but have a lot of trouble finding. Compiling a sequence of truly random numbers is at best slow and at worst impossible, so instead it's simpler to just come up with a list of numbers that seems random enough. We'll look at a few of the methods of creating pseudo random sequences and what criteria allows us to call a deterministic sequence 'random'.

• Date:	February 05
  Speaker:	Ed Karasiewicz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Reciprocity Laws and Conjectures
  Abstract:	One aspect of the Langlands Program, known as the Langlands Reciprocity Conjecture, deals with a relationship between geometric objects, such as solutions of systems of polynomial equations, and analytic objects, such as Hecke characters and modular forms. We will begin with a detailed discussion of quadratic and cubic reciprocity in their classical forms and then transition into examples of reciprocity laws involving elliptic curves and modular forms.

• Date:	January 29th, 2016
  Speaker:	Martin Köberl
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	CH
  Abstract:	Depending on the audience's interest and background I will talk about various topics hopefully all illuminating Cantor's Continuum Hypothesis and its role in set theory now and then. We might see why cardinal addition and multiplication are boring while exponentiation is not. I will also mention the phenomenon of logical independence and the pioneering role played by CH. Time permitting I will relieve you from any worries about the problems caused by CH's independence for your mathematical work.

Fall 2015

• Date:	December 4th, 2015
  Speaker:	Johannes Flake
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	How to Improve Images
  Abstract:	Images are all over the place. Good images are rare. People want good images. Surprisingly, this has promoted the practical use of some of the most basic, but highly abstract mathematical concepts. Maybe this will be explained in my presentation, but you should definitively come anyway, because the discussion will be a mathematically light-weight dessert for the pizza and there will be plenty of weird images. Oh, and a Playmate.

• Date:	November 20th, 2015
  Speaker:	Fei Qi
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Regular Functions of one Quaternionic Variable
  Abstract:	The richness of the theory of functions over the complex field makes it natural to look for a similar theory for the only other non-trivial real associative division algebra, namely the quaternions. However, it turns out that many of the notions in complex analysis does not naively carry over. In this talk I'll explain why we can't define differentiability for quaternionic variable functions as that in real or complex variable functions. Then I'll present two versions of regularity of quaternionic functions and briefly discuss properties they have.

• Date:	November 13th, 2015
  Speaker:	Érik Amorim
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Theorems as Random Number Generators
  Abstract:	We will present and somewhat prove three simple, cool and surprising theorems that should be more well known than they are, because of their randomness. What is meant by that is the fact that some unexpected, seemingly random number pops out of nowhere in their statements, but it makes sense after one sees the proofs. The three results are completely unrelated (one is Real Analysis, one is Complex Analysis, the other Point Set Topology), so this will actually be three talks in one, and I will even let the audience choose the order in which they want to see each one.

• Date:	November 6th, 2015
  Speaker:	Joel Clingempeel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Morse Theory and Quantum Physics
  Abstract:	Given a real-valued function defined on a compact surface, it is natural to ask about the geometry of the level curves. Although the geometry varies continuously, the topology only changes when one passes a critical point. It turns out that (under mild technical assumptions) understanding the analytic behavior of the function near the critical points actually is sufficient to determine the topology of the surface. This sort of phenomenon can be studied in higher dimensions and serves as the basis for the subject of Morse theory. In 1982, Ed Witten wrote a spectacular paper establishing that this could in fact be understood in terms of an evolving quantum mechanical system which at "time zero" would naturally encode topological information and at "infinite time" would naturally encode information pertaining to the critical points. The goal of this talk is to explain this beautiful theory without presupposing any prior background in differential geometry or quantum mechanics.

• Date:	October 30, 2015
  Speaker:	Cole Franks
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Disturbing Images
  Abstract:	A surface, or a continuous image of a plane region, seems a very familiar and intuitive object. Intuition failed the mathematicians of the late 19th century, however, luring them to an nonsensical definition of surface area. We'll talk about this definition and how it was dismantled. Next we will look at Lebesgue's definition of surface area and some of its strange implications.

• Date:	October 23, 2015
  Speaker:	Chloe Urbanski
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Miracle of Modern Notation
  Abstract:	Imagine a world where numbers are not thought of as abstract objects in their own right, but are inseparable from the length of a line segment which they represent, where "algebra" is only done by manipulating geometric objects, where n and n^2 are thought of as different mathematical objects, because one represents a length while the other represents an area. This world is one in which much of the math we know today was done. Though we have all likely seen proofs or constructs of the concepts I will present, the way in which they were originally published is very different from the way we think about it now. I will show a few examples of such differences and compare the original proofs to the way one would present it in today's notation.

• Date:	October 16, 2015
  Speakers:	Professors Cakoni, Radziwill, Tumulka, Weingart
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Job Market and its Applications
  Abstract:	Four professors in our department will lead a panel discussion about jobs after graduation and how to apply for them. Come prepared with any questions you may have.

• Date:	October 09, 2015
  Speaker:	Matt Charnley
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	History of the Solutions of PDE's
  Abstract:	Over the course of the last two or three hundred years, people have been looking to solve Partial Differential Equations in a variety of situations. A lot of things have changed over this time frame. Not only have we been able to solve more of these equations (obviously), but our idea of what constitutes a solution has grown as well. This talk will give a summary of some of the different types of solutions to Partial Differential Equations, how they came about, and why we care.

• Date:	October 02, 2015
  Speaker:	Ross Berkowitz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Claude Shannon and the Beginnings of Information Theory
  Abstract:	The capacity of abstracts for math talks is quite low, so instead I just have to urge you to come to my talk and find out about Claude Shannon and the beginnings of Information Theory.

• Date:	September 25, 2015
  Speaker:	Pat Devlin
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Same Old Theorems via Different and New Proofs
  Abstract:	The pizza seminar challenge (PSC) is to eat an entire pizza while presenting a talk. It has long been conjectured that the PSC is possible, and in this talk, we will provide the first proof of this conjecture. [The proof is probabilistic and non-constructive, and it will assume a generalization of the Reimann hypothesis.] Time permitting, we may also discuss the following math. (Optional math content) What's your third favorite proof that root 2 is irrational? What's the weirdest proof you know of the infinitude of primes? How can we prove the Pythagorean theorem using combinatorics? In this talk, we'll discuss these questions and more in a guided tour of interesting proofs of elementary facts.

• Date:	September 18, 2015
  Speaker:	Tom Sznigir
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Homicidal Chauffeur
  Abstract:	Suppose you find yourself in a large parking lot where a maniac is trying to run you over with his car. You are agile and capable of moving in any direction. Your opponent moves much faster, but his maneuverability is limited by his car's turning radius. Do you survive? The answer is provided by the theory of differential games. Analogously to discrete games, a differential game is played by two (or more) players who each try to influence the game state for their own benefit. Unlike the discrete case, players must continuously make their moves (in this case, one player runs for dear life while the other chases him). The evolution of the game state satisfies a set of differential equations, which is why such games are known as differential games.

• Date:	September 11, 2015
  Speaker:	Burak Kaya
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Axiom of Determinacy and Some of its Consequences
  Abstract:	Being bored of finite games, Jake and Matthew decide to play an infinite game! They are given a subset A of the unit interval. Jake starts the game by choosing some a_0 in {0,1}. Then Matthew chooses some a_1 in {0,1}. Choosing a_i in {0,1} for each i alternately, Jake and Matthew are slowly constructing a real number in the unit interval whose binary expansion is 0.a_0a_1a_2... After "infinite time" passes, they obtain a real number a in the unit interval. Jake wins the game if a is in A. Otherwise, Matthew wins. If there is a winning strategy for either Jake or Matthew, we call the set A determined. For example, if A is countable, then A is determined since Matthew can simply diagonalize and always wins. What if A is open? What about some arbitrary A? Does there exist a winning strategy for either one of players? It follows from the axiom of choice that not all subsets are determined. What if we reject the axiom of choice and add the assumption "all subsets A of [0,1] are determined" as an axiom to ZF? This assumption is called the Axiom of Determinacy (AD). It turns out that AD affects topological and measure theoretic behavior of subsets or real numbers. In this talk, we shall prove some nice consequences of AD on the behavior of sets of reals. If time permits, we shall also talk about to what extent subsets of reals are determined (under ZFC).

Spring 2015

• Date:	May 1, 2015
  Speaker:	Kellen Myers
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Tragedies and Comedies of Mathematics
  Abstract:	We will discuss some anecdotes, scenarios, trivia, and apocrypha of mathematics in the mode of comedy -- and then that of tragedy. This talk is BYOC (bring your own chorus).

• Date:	April 24, 2015
  Speaker:	John Chiarelli
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Burden of Proof: The Events and Legends Behind the Evolution of Greek Mathematics
  Abstract:	Ancient Greece has long been hailed as the source of the finest and most ingenious mathematicians in the West before the modern era. How, though, did the Greeks begin their explorations into the abstract mathematics they are so well known for? In this talk, I will delve into the origins of Greek mathematics, and the traditions from older civilizations that helped spur their developments. Involved in this process will be investigating what histories ancient scholars espoused on such origins, and identifying the foundations of their interpretations of the past.

• Date:	April 17, 2015
  Speaker:	Panel Discussion
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Other Job Market
  Abstract:	This pizza seminar will be a panel discussion with three Rutgers Ph.D. graduates who are currently working in industry. Our panelists will be Sara Blight: 2010 Graduate under Dr. Iwaniecz. She currently works for the NSA. Nic Trainor: 2012 Graduate under Dr. Vogelius. He currently works for Numerix LLC, a derivatives pricing and risk analytics software company. Justin Bush: 2014 Graduate under Dr. Mischaikow. He currently works at Palantir, a software company specializing in data analysis. They will be here to answer any questions you have about making the transition to jobs outside of academia, or anything else you may be curious about. Come with any questions you have.

• Date:	April 10, 2015
  Speaker:	Matthew Welsh
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Eigenvalue Problems, Selberg's Trace Formula and Analytic Number Theory
  Abstract:	In his 1966 article "Can One Hear the Shape of a Drum?", Mark Kac asked if it was possible to recover the shape of a drum from its fundamental overtones -- i.e. whether or not two isospectral domains are necessarily isometric. This has since been answered in the negative, but we can still ask which aspects of a drum can be heard. This is a wonderful problem in that it's interesting to both mathematicians and physicists, prototypical of many problems in applied mathematics (including number theory), and can be easily explained to my parents. I will sketch Kac's proof of the most famous result (Weyl's law) in this direction and discuss the limitations of his method. Proceeding anachronically, I will then introduce Selberg's trace formula (generalized Poisson summation) as a tool to help understand the problem in the context of Riemannian surfaces. This will be motivated by observing the equivalence between the eigenvalue problem on a torus and Gauss' circle problem. After sketching the proof of the trace formula, I will note some structural similarities with explicit formulae that indicate why techniques from analytic number theory might be useful. If there happens to be any remaining time, I can discuss how Sunada used a cheap version of the trace formula to show how a group theoretic criterion implied isopectrality. This turns out the be the key idea for answering Kac's question in the negative.

• Date:	April 3, 2015
  Speaker:	Keith Frankston
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Topological Games and an Application of the Continuum Hypothesis
  Abstract:	This will actually be two distinct talks, each covering an interesting proof from Oxtoby's Measure and Category. The first part will be about the Banach-Mazur game. The Banach-Mazur is a topological game which is a type of perfect information positional game played on a topological space. Unlike finite perfect information positional games (think Hex), such infinite games can be non-deterministic (i.e. neither player has a winning strategy independent of the others strategy). We will see a brief proof that such a winning strategy always exists for one player or the other in the finite case and will show that the Banach-Mazur game is non-deterministic. The second part of the talk will be a beautiful proof by Ulam that any "nice" measure which is defined over every subset of an $\alpha_1$ cardinality space must be 0 everywhere. Specifically, if we assume the continuum hypothesis this gives a direct proof that there is no extension of the Lebesgue measure to all subsets of the real line without having to explicitly constrict Vitali sets.

• Date:	March 27, 2015
  Speaker:	Joel Clingempeel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Topological Quantum Field Theory
  Abstract:	A topological quantum field theory (TQFT) is a rule for assigning invariants to nice manifolds of a fixed dimension such that given a decomposition of a manifold into pieces, one can easily compute its invariant in terms of the invariants of its pieces and how they are glued together. Specializing to the case of two dimensions, we see that one only needs four pieces to construct any surface, and from here one can show that all the information in a 2D TQFT is captured by a single algebraic structure. It turns out that a converse theorem holds: namely, given such a structure, one can engineer a 2D TQFT giving rise to it. We sketch a proof of these results using Morse theory which provides a way of decomposing a surface into pieces by looking at level sets of real valued functions - essentially a rigorous way of dunking surfaces into bathtubs or donuts into coffee. Though the notion of a TQFT was inspired by physics, we will take an axiomatic approach which requires no prior knowledge of physics.

• Date:	March 13, 2015
  Speaker:	Katie McKeon
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Behavior of Continued Fractions
  Abstract:	The simple continued fraction for Pi begins as [3; 7, 15, 1, 292, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 3, 1, 14, 2, 1, ...], which looks a bit random. The 'randomness' of Pi will not be addressed in this talk. Instead, we will use ergodic theory to outline the statistical regularity of continued fractions for almost every other number.

• Date:	March 6, 2015
  Speaker:	John Miller
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Riemann Zeta Function
  Abstract:	This talk will be an introduction to the Riemann zeta function, discussing its pre-Riemann origins, Riemann's contribution, and the link between prime numbers and the zeros of the zeta function.

• Date:	February 27, 2015
  Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Mathematics of Auctions
  Abstract:	We'll discuss a few different types of auctions, looking at how well they satisfy various criteria that may be important to us. We'll also look at ways in which we can modify our framework and ask related questions, possibly leading us to one or two interesting thought experiments. Additionally, the expected number of auctions that will take place during this talk is greater than zero.

• Date:	February 20, 2015
  Speaker:	A bunch of people
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	5 Minute Talks
  Abstract:	A series of short talks about a variety of different topics.

• Date:	February 13, 2015
  Speaker:	Pedro Pontes
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Mathematics for the Zombie Apocalypse
  Abstract:	We will address the extremely important subject of preparing for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, using what we can do best: mathematics. Following the original paper by Munz et al., we will develop a few systems of ODE's whose (numerical) solution is to model the event of a zombie outbreak. We will see how the populations of uninfected humans, infected, zombies, and dead will interact, and study a few strategies to stop the advance of the zombie disease. This will end in the sad conclusion of almost certain human extinction (spoiler!). After that, we will talk about the reception to this original paper, how others have improved on the work of Munz et al., and ways to improve the model in order to save mankind.

• Date:	February 6, 2015
  Speaker:	Ross Berkowitz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Method of Moments and the Erdős Kac Theorem: Applying Probability to Number Theory.
  Abstract:	In 1940, Paul Erdős and Mark Kac published the (appropriately named) Erdős-Kac theorem characterizing the behavior of the number of prime divisors of a random integer. The result was a considerable extension of the earlier Hardy-Ramanujan Theorem, and rather amazingly it was proved using not the standard tools of number theory, but rather statistics. I will introduce the method of moments and show how Erdős and Kac modeled a seemingly complicated number theoretic problem with a basic probabilistic one.

• Date:	January 30, 2015
  Speaker:	Matt Charnley
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Orientability and the Möbius Strip
  Abstract:	Everyone knows that the Möbius strip is a non-orientable surface, but what exactly does that mean? In this talk, we will define what an orientation is on both a vector space and a manifold, covering enough of the basic manifold theory to understand all of the terms involved. It will then be proven that the Möbius strip is not orientable from these definitions. Time permitting, the necessity of orientability for integrating on manifolds will be discussed, along with the general statement of Stokes' Theorem.

• Date:	January 23, 2015
  Speaker:	Nathan Fox
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Kolmogorov Complexity
  Abstract:	How complicated is the number 3? (Answer: not very.) How about 1000000000, 123456789, or 142937721? Kolmogorov complexity is one way to quantify how complicated these numbers are. The Kolmogorov complexity of n is defined as the length of the shortest computer program that outputs the number n and then halts. This may sound simple, but Kolmogorov complexity is actually impossible to compute. We will discuss some properties of Kolmogorov complexity, and then we will use it to prove Gödel's Incompleteness Theorems.

Fall 2014

• Date:	December 12, 2014
  Speaker:	Richard Voepel
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	One Big Bin - A Half-baked Presentation About Classification
  Abstract:	If you're like some mathematicians, there is a deep, dark corner of your soul that craves order -- and not just any kind of order! We're talking 0 Kelvin crystal lattices here. It's why we have classification theorems, whole books of them (5000 pages for simple groups). It's why we like canonical forms, or complete invariants. It's even how we can hope to make headway in automated theorem proving. But there is a catch; in practically every case, we exploit (often 'till we're blue in the face) some underlying algebraic structure. But this begs the question: can we classify the complex numbers, and what would that even look like? In this presentation we will answer that question, and attempt to make that answer understandable. Highlights include a brief introduction to the complex plane in terms of a game about transcendence, my "Top 10" list of complex numbers, a couple of theorems and black-boxes you have to trust me on, and time permitting, a very sloppy argument as to why the most complicated complex numbers have the best approximations.

• Date:	December 5, 2014
  Speaker:	Senia Sheydvasser
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Sifting for Gold(bach)
  Abstract:	Sieve theory has in some sense been around since the 3rd century BCE, yet it still has much to offer us: it was instrumental in proving the bounded gaps conjecture, as well as the large gaps problem. I will be giving an introduction to sieve methods, particularly the relatively simple Brun sieve, which is nevertheless powerful enough to prove the Schnirelmann-Goldbach theorem.

• Date:	November 21, 2014
  Speaker:	Ed Karasiewicz
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	A Family of Elliptic Curves and L-functions
  Abstract:	We will consider a particular family of elliptic curves, E: y^2 = x^3-Dx, and compute their L-functions using Jacobi sums. By relating the Jacobi sums to Hecke characters one can show that the elliptic curve L-function possesses an analytic continuation and a functional equation. Time permitting we will discuss the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture.

• Date:	November 14, 2014
  Speaker:	Bud Coulson
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Non-Standard Calculus
  Abstract:	Ever wanted to rigorously do calculus the way Newton and Leibniz did it? Without any limits, epsilons, and deltas - just good old-fashioned infinitesimals? In this talk, we'll take a tour through the hyperreal number system, and live the dream of freshmen calculus students everywhere.

• Date:	November 7, 2014
  Speaker:	Sam Braunfeld
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Forcing via Boolean-Valued Models
  Abstract:	Continuing last week’s theme, I will be discussing an example of how to scare people with math. The invention of forcing revolutionized set theory, and is still the most important technique in much of the field. After introducing the technique, we will use it to more or less prove the independence of the continuum hypothesis. No special knowledge of set theory assumed.

• Date:	October 31, 2014
  Speaker:	Matthew Russell
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Mathematics of Fear
  Abstract:	Methods for using mathematics to scare people will be discussed.

• Date:	October 24, 2014
  Speaker:	Érik de Amorim
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	An Infinitely Fast Tasmanian Devil and his Special Peano Curve
  Abstract:	Porky Pig is a dimensionless point in the plane. He is initially inside a square whose length is 8 miles, and cannot move faster than 1mph. He is going to move along a continuous curve, trying to run away from Taz, who is also a dimensionless point initially in that same square, and who can move as fast as he wants, describing another continuous curve. However, Taz is blind and can never know Porky Pig's location. Is there a continuous path for Taz that guarantees he will catch Porky Pig, no matter how and where the latter chooses to run? This talk is justified simply by the fun nature of this problem, but if you need more than that, let's say it can also teach you some things about Peano curves!

• Date:	October 17, 2014
  Speakers:	Professors Han, Kontorovich, Lepowsky, and Tumulka
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	The Job Market and its Applications
  Abstract:	Four of our professors will lead a panel discussion about jobs after graduation and how to apply for them. Come prepared with any questions you may have.

• Date:	October 10, 2014
  Speaker:	Semeon Artamonov
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Hamilton Dynamics on Associative Algebras
  Abstract:	In this talk I will start with a brief introduction to Hamilton dynamics on manifolds. I will give the definition of a Poisson bracket, Hamilton flow and provide a relation to the first integrals of the corresponding system of ODE. Next, I will go beyond manifolds. Namely, I will explain how we can define a Hamilton flow on associative algebra (in general noncommutative). I will provide an explicit construction for some particular system of ODE recently proposed by Kontsevich.

• Date:	October 3, 2014
  Speaker:	Nathaniel Shar
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	1/z
  Abstract:	We'll explore the geometry of the complex-valued function f(z) = 1/z and see how that geometry (and higher-dimensional analogues) can be used to give simple proofs of difficult theorems. We might also see how it can help you pass the written quals....

• Date:	September 26, 2014
  Speaker:	Fei Qi
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Theory of Quasideterminants and Applications
  Abstract:	According to Retakh, Gelfand had been asking about noncommutative determinants every semester. He finally got a satisfactory answer almost 3 decades later, with a paper published with Retakh proposing the theory of quasideterminants which would work over ANY division ring. And the definition is so natural that even a high school student knowing Gaussian elimination could play with it. As one might imagine, such generality could result in numerous applications. I'll probably cover two of them, namely the noncommutative Viete theorem and the main theorem of noncommutative symmetric polynomials. The latter is proved by Robert Wilson and refered as Wilson's theorem.

• Date:	September 19, 2014
  Speaker:	Pat Devlin
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Figure not to Scale (Drawing for the Classroom)
  Abstract:	A good picture is the most powerful part of any talk. In class, your drawings need to clarify and illuminate. They shouldn't be sloppy or confusing, and they must be carefully chosen. But above all, your drawings need to inspire! But for many of us, drawing just doesn't come naturally (and trying to draw those bizarre calculus shapes seems out of the question!). In this talk, we discuss how to draw anything you'll need from calculus to linear algebra so that you can take advantage of this outrageously important teaching tool. We'll discuss how to draw in math (from basics to the complicated) as well as what to draw (e.g., pictures that help with rank-nullity theorem or the FTC). Of course, no drawing background is assumed, and I promise instant improvement or it's free!

• Date:	September 12, 2014
  Speaker:	Burak Kaya
  Time:	2:00 PM (Please note the different start time.)
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Title:	Friedman's Borel diagonalization theorem or: Can you prove Cantor's theorem in a uniform way?
  Abstract:	One can view Cantor's diagonal argument as an "explicit" map taking a list of real numbers and producing a real number which is different than any real on the list. Of course, the real number we produce not only depends on the set of reals we are given but also on the ordering they have in the list. A natural question to ask is whether or not there is an "explicit" diagonalization procedure that is independent of the ordering. In other words, can you prove Cantor's theorem in a uniform way? Surprisingly, the answer to this question turns out to be negative as was proven by Harvey Friedman in 1981. There cannot be an "explicit" procedure that diagonalizes countable sets of reals in an order independent way. In this talk, we will prove Friedman's basic Borel diagonalization theorem. If time permits, we will also talk about its generalizations and how these relate to infinite games and determinacy of sets of reals. The talk will be almost self-contained (modulo Baire category theorem and basic facts about topological spaces) and no prior knowledge is needed. A small note for those who have not yet been converted to the Borelian religion by descriptive set theorists: EXPLICIT=BOREL!

Spring 2014

• Date:	May 2, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Fei Qi
  Title:	Young Symmetrizer, Irreps of S_n and Weyl Module
  Abstract:	Last year I gave a talk about symmetric functions, where I stated the result that irreps of S_n can be parametrized by Young diagrams. I saw skepticism from people's faces so now I am going to sketch the proof. I'll start by introducing the Young symmetrizer, then prove the statement by constructing the irreps explicitly. Depending on the interest of audience, I'll either present full details of the proof, or talk about further application of Young symmetrizer, which, under a slightly different context, also constructs Weyl module whose character is precisely the Schur function.

• Date:	April 25, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Robert McRae
  Title:	Modular Invariance in Lattices and Codes
  Abstract:	I'll talk about how the theta functions of certain lattices (which encode the lengths of all the vectors in the lattice) satisfy a suitable invariance under an action of SL(2,Z), and I will discuss how a similar phenomenon arises in the simpler setting of binary linear codes. I will also show how to obtain lattices from codes, time permitting. Note: there will be some overlap between this talk and Neil Sloane's excellent Faculty Perspectives Seminar talk from Monday, but the two talks will be different.

• Date:	April 18, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Rebecca Coulson
  Title:	An Introduction to Definability: What Can You Say?
  Abstract:	We've all been there – you're at some seminar, the speaker starts talking about Godel's incompleteness theorems or the axiom of choice, and you think, "Man, logic is cool! I wish I knew more about it." This talk is here to help you. We will provide a friendly and fun introduction to questions in logic via the topic of definability. We will see an interplay between logic and other areas of mathematics. Questions about definable sets – what can been defined in a language, what the definable sets as a whole look like – will be discussed, along with their implications.

• Date:	April 11, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Shashank Kanade
  Title:	Some Gems from the Theory of Partitions
  Abstract:	Join us for a free trip to the beautiful land of integer partitions! Along the way, we will stop at the famous tourist destinations, and marvel at the beauty of some truly radiant gems from mathematics. Itinerary includes the Rogers-Ramanujan identities, the Rogers-Ramanujan continued fraction, generalizations of these identities and their relations to Lie theory and a few more topics if time permits. Skipping through the proofs and walking through some history is guaranteed!

• Date:	April 4, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Anthony Zaleski
  Title:	Douglas Hofstadter's Godel, Escher, Bach
  Abstract:	I will discuss some of the fascinating ideas of Hofstadter's Pulitzer Prize-winning masterpiece, which connects such diverse fields as philosophy, music, art, math, metamath, and turtles. First I will describe some troubling self-referential paradoxes of math, and the attempts to banish such oddities with formal systems. Then I will (very informally) motivate Godel's Incompleteness Theorem, which essentially says those attempts are bound to fail. This will lead us into the largely uncharted waters of the nature of Truth, Zen, consciousness, and turtles. I will conclude the talk by showing you, once and for all, a picture of God.

• Date:	March 28, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Ed Karasiewicz
  Title:	The Geometry and Arithmetic of Modular Forms
  Abstract:	Modular forms are functions on the upper half plane that satisfy certain holomorphy conditions and transform in a particular way with respect to certain discrete subgroups of SL(2,Z). We will discuss the geometry of modular forms and their connections with number theory. Specifically, some basic examples of modular forms will be presented and shown to have Fourier coefficients that are "arithmetically interesting". From there we will move on to the geometry of modular forms. This will involve studying various Riemann surfaces and will result in showing that the space of modular forms breaks up into finite dimensional subspaces. This finite dimensionality will be used to deduce various formulas for the representation of an integer n by a quadratic form. If time permits I will stand in silence and eat pizza.

• Date:	March 14, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
  Title:	The mathematics of pi(e)
  Abstract:	Is pi*e irrational? What about pi+e or pi-e? In my talk, I will refrain from addressing such foolish questions, and instead talk about several interesting problems, principles, anecdotes, etc dealing with pi or pie.

• Date:	March 7, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Kellen Myers
  Title:	Analysis You Can Count On
  Abstract:	Human beings have used many tools for counting. Knots in string, notches on sticks, fingers, and even toes. Eventually, technology leads to the abacus, the Babbage machine, the lesser-known Cabbage machine, the Turing machine, and finally the iPad. Mathematics has also developed many tools for counting - bijections, group actions, generating functions, sieves, and so many other amazing combinatorial and algebraic tools. Analysis, being the other strong arm of mathematics, can also be used to count, and in this talk, I will provide some description of how Fourier analysis can be used to solve some enumerative questions. Historical context, general ideas, and a few simple examples will be presented.

• Date:	February 28, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Joel Clingempeel
  Title:	From Calculus to Cohomology
  Abstract:	Classical problems in vector calculus such as determining whether or not a vector field defined on a region of R^3 is conservative lead to considerations about the topology of the underlying region. This motivates one to construct topological invariants for open subsets of R^3 using purely vector calculus, but unfortunately, this fails to generalize in any naive sense to higher dimensions. To extend this, we introduce the machinery of differential forms, show how it reduces to classical vector calculus in dimension 3, and then show how in direct analogy this can be used to define topological invariants for open subsets of R^n for any n. We then show how to further extend this to study the topology of smooth manifolds. Time permitting, further topics will be discussed.

• Date:	February 21, 2014
  Time:	1:35 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Burak Kaya
  Title:	The Measure Problem and Some Large Cardinals
  Abstract:	In his PhD thesis, Lebesgue asked whether it is possible to construct a non-trivial translation invariant countably additive measure on all subsets of the real line. Later, Vitali showed that under AC there exist non-Lebesgue measurable sets. Moreover, it is known that we need AC to construct non-measurable sets for such measures. But what if we drop the condition that the measure is translation invariant? Do non-measurable sets necessarily exist? Or is it possible to extend the Lebesgue measure to all subsets of reals if the extending measure is allowed to be not translation invariant? More generally, is it possible to have some non-empty infinite set S such that there exists a countably additive probability measure that takes value 0 on singletons and every subset of S is measurable? In this talk, we will try to solve this problem, explore its connections to certain large cardinals and prove that it is consistent with ZFC that there are no such measures (however, existence of such measures are currently not known to be inconsistent with ZFC, and many set theorists believe that they are consistent).

• Date:	February 14, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Matthew Russell
  Title:	The Mathematics of Love
  Abstract:	Methods for using mathematics to improve your love life will be discussed.

• Date:	February 7, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Matthew Charnley
  Title:	Navier-Stokes Equations: An Introduction
  Abstract:	The Navier-Stokes equations are some of the most studied partial differential equations because they are important to both theoretical and applied mathematics. Theoretical mathematicians are attempting to prove that these equations admit a unique solution for given sets of initial data, and applied mathematicians use them to model the flow of an incompressible fluid in a variety of situations. But where do these equations come from? In this talk, some of the history of the Navier-Stokes equations and a derivation of them from physical principles will be presented. Then, a few simple problems will be discussed to show how by making some assumptions (which may or may not be accurate), explicit solutions of these equations can be obtained. Finally, modern results will be shown to explain what mathematicians have so far in terms of proving the desired existence and uniqueness results.

• Date:	January 31, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	John Chiarelli
  Title:	Alfred Kempe and the Five-Color Theorem
  Abstract:	When Kenneth Appel and Wolfgang Haken revealed their proof of the Four-Color Theorem in 1976, they were met with a lot of skepticism, and not just because of their use of computers. The Four-Color Theorem - which states that any planar graph can be colored with four colors such that no two adjacent vertices are the same color - has a long history of failed attempts at a solution. In this talk, I will look into the details of one particular failed attempt at proving the theorem, posited by Alfred Kempe in 1879. While it ultimately turned out to be incorrect, the methods used have notable applications. Accompanying this "proof" will be Percy James Heawood's modifications to Kempe's work to prove a weaker proof, the Five-Color Theorem.

• Date:	January 24, 2014
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Sam Braunfeld
  Title:	Zero-Knowledge Proofs
  Abstract:	As mathematicians, we frequently read proofs not because we doubt the claim, but because we expect the proof itself to contain useful information. This talk will introduce zero-knowledge proofs, which are widely used in cryptography and give essentially no information beyond the truth of their claim. In the course of defining zero-knowledge proofs and giving examples, this talk will also touch on several other fundamental tools of modern cryptography.

Fall 2013

• Date:	December 6, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Richard Voepel
  Title:	A Brief Survey of Classical Theorems and Open Questions in Transcendence Theory
  Abstract:	Despite the fact that almost every number is transcendental, the basics facts and theorems of transcendental number theory are relatively esoteric to the average student, due in no small part to the myriad tools necessary to resolve even the most specific problems, such as the transcendence of e or pi. Moreover, even innocent looking problems like the transcendence of e+pi remain completely intractable in the face of the most advanced techniques of the field. While these and other questions are tantalizing to think about, in this talk we will focus on 5 theorems from classical Transcendence Theory, in the pursuit of proving the transcendence of three constants: Liouville's constant, e, and pi. We then mention two open questions and discuss the partial results or interesting implications that can be derived from them, and (time permitting) will briefly discuss the ways in which Transcendence Theory has evolved in two directions from its classical roots.

• Date:	November 22, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Frank Seuffert
  Title:	A proof of the Sobolev Inequality, Its Optimizer, and a Generalization to Continuous Dimensions
  Abstract:	This talk will concentrate on the Sobolev Inequality for functions on R^N in the completion of smooth functions with compact support under the norm given by the square gradient, i.e. || grad f ||_{L^2}. The inequality that we will examine is that there exists a positive constant C such that || f ||_{L^2*} <= C || grad f ||_{L^2} for functions in the aforementioned space. A simple proof of this will be provided. Next, we will address the existence of optimizers to this inequality (proving that it is in fact sharp) by a change of variables as per a paper by Elliott Lieb. Finally, we will consider the notion of this inequality for radial functions in continuous dimension. Some ideas for this generalization will be mentioned, I will, however, try to keep things from getting too technical.

• Date:	November 15, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Seminar Room, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Jane Gilman (Rutgers-Newark)
  Title:	Grant proposal writing and job opportunities at the National Science Foundation
  Abstract:	This talk will focus on opportunities for mathematicians at the National Science Foundation (the NSF). It will include a description of the various programs that fund mathematical and/or educational activities, mainly the Division of Mathematical Sciences (DMS) and Education and Human Resources (EHR) and their relative responsibilities. The talk will describe the processes in use now for reviewing and deciding on funding grant proposals. It will also include a discussion of proposal writing and how to consult with your program officer along with a description of how the DMS is staffed and job opportunities in various parts of the NSF. The talk will aim to provide information for graduate students and also post-docs, both grant-supported and non-tenure track faculty with very new PhDs. Questions will be most welcome. This panel discussion is made possible through partial funding from an I-cubed funded (minigrant) project to the GSNB Project AGER.

• Date:	November 8, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Daniel Scheinerman
  Title:	Lattices and Cryptography
  Abstract:	A lattice is the integer linear span of a set of linearly independent vectors in R^n. Since the coefficients come from the integers and not the reals many questions that are trivial for vector spaces become challenging for lattices. These challenging problems can be harnessed to make interesting cryptosystems. We will see several of these as well as several cryptosystems which are lattice problems in disguise.

• Date:	November 1, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Bud Coulson
  Title:	Summation Methods
  Abstract:	Do you feel that the usual notion of convergence of series is just too... restrictive? Ever want to evaluate a geometric series with r>1, even though "the man" says you can't? In this talk we will learn methods to assign values to many so-called divergent series, including: 1+1+1+1+... 1+2+3+4+... 1+2+4+8+... 1-2+3-4+... 1-1+2-6+24-120+...

• Date:	October 25, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Mike Donders
  Title:	The p-adic Numbers
  Abstract:	Let's take the world of rational numbers and, instead of giving each number size based on its distance from zero, we instead give it a size based on how many, or rather how few, factors of p it has. That is, for some prime p, we take each rational number and say the more times p divides it, the smaller it is. Doing so establishes the p-adic numbers, an extension of the rationals unlike the real or complex numbers. We will discuss precisely what the p-adic numbers are, some of their properties and their relevance to an array of mathematical fields including analysis, algebra, number theory and topology.

• Date:	October 18, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Ross Berkowitz
  Title:	Mathematics of Preferences
  Abstract:	So two events walk my way, and an economist demands that I choose which one I prefer. What do I do? The answer to this question has consistently bedeviled the economists who bother to think about it (not all of them do of course), and many solutions have been proposed. One particularly nice answer was given by John Von Neumann and Oskar Morgenstern. They proposed a simple and seemingly weak set of axioms on human preferences with the strong consequence that our preferences can be given by maximizing the expectation of a single utility function. We will discuss these axioms, their result, and the inevitable inaccuracies and "paradoxes" that others have used to criticize it.

• Date:	October 11, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Nathan Fox
  Title:	Mobius Inversion
  Abstract:	If set A has 5 elements, set B has 8 elements, and their intersection has 3 elements, what is the size of their union? The solution to this problem involves an application of the Principle of Inclusion-Exclusion. In some similar settings we want to count objects where the notions of "intersection" and "union" are less clear; instead there are notions of "contains" and "contained in." The solutions to such problems lie in the Mobius Inversion Formula. In this talk, we will state and prove this formula in the general combinatorial setting. Then, we will use it to derive some interesting results, ranging from computing Euler's phi function to determining the minimum sizes of generating sets of certain groups.

• Date:	October 4, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Zheng-Chao Han, Feng Luo, Shubhangi Saraf, Roderich Tumulka, Chris Woodward (and special guest Henryk Iwaniec)
  Title:	Panel Discussion: Job Applications
  Abstract:	A panel of speakers will discuss the job application process and answer your questions. Our discussion will cover issues involving research and teaching statements, letter of recommendation and other issues. This discussion is obviously directly relevant to students who are considering graduation next year, but it is never too early to get prepared. All are welcome.

• Date:	September 27, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Nathaniel Shar
  Title:	Archimedes
  Abstract:	Archimedes may not have built a giant death ray, but he did build giant levers to lift attacking ships out of the water. What is less well known is that he also used the principle of the lever to do calculus. I'll explain what he did, and, time permitting, talk about some of his other great discoveries.

• Date:	September 20, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Tom Sznigir
  Title:	The Dirac Delta Function
  Abstract:	The traditional definition of the Dirac delta is a function such that delta(x) = 0 when x != 0, and the integral of delta over the real line is one. While a mathematician may recoil in horror at such a definition, physicists had no such qualms. It quickly saw use in representing things like point masses or point charges. The myriad practical uses led mathematicians to seek a sound rigorous foundation for this "function". The result of this search was Laurent Schwartz's theory of distributions (or generalized functions), a vast extension of the notion of a function. One consequence is that every generalized function can be differentiated. The Dirac delta in this case is the derivative of a step function. These generalized functions have many applications to partial differential equations.

• Date:	September 13, 2013
  Time:	2:00 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Patrick Devlin
  Title:	Getting Your Zero-Dimensional Subspace Across: A Mathematician's Guide to Mathematical Self-Expression
  Abstract:	From pizza seminars to evenings with friends, a mathematician's life is filled with opportunities (and occasional obligations) to actually talk about what we do for a living. And yet, whether you're talking to your calculus student, to a colleague, or to your prospective father-in-law, there's always that awkward disconnect between what you'd like to say and what they're actually readily able to digest. In this talk, we discuss this and other such issues in order to discover how to better communicate mathematics in the classroom, at a conference, and (even!) on a date.

Spring 2013

• Date:	May 3, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	John Kim
  Title:	Why Static Networks Have More Disease Than Dynamic Networks
  Abstract:	Many epidemiological models rely on the assumption that static network approximations for dynamic networks provide a sufficient mathematical framework from which to predict disease epidemics. However, computational experiments have shown that static networks support more disease than dynamic networks, despite the increased number of contacts per individual in dynamic networks which could provide greater opportunity for disease. We provide a mathematical analysis to explain these empirical results by establishing a quantitative measure for a network's affinity for disease and proving bounds on that measure for both static and dynamic networks.

• Date:	April 26, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Burak Kaya
  Title:	Infinite Ramsey Theorem, its generalizations and some small large cardinals
  Abstract:	Assume you are going to a party at Hilbert's Hotel, which of course means there will be countably infinitely many guests! Is it possible to select infinitely many people so that either every one of them knows every other or none of them knows any other? By a well known theorem of Ramsey, this is indeed possible. What if we had uncountably many guests? Could we select a set (of the same cardinality) of such people? It turns out that our standard axioms of set theory, ZFC, cannot provide a positive solution to this question for some uncountable cardinal. In this talk, we will discuss the infinite Ramsey theorem, some generalizations (like Erdős-Rado theorem), some limitations (like Sierpinski's theorem) and how all these combinatorial coloring properties are related to large cardinals, that is, cardinal numbers existence of which cannot be established in ZFC. Note: This talk will be self contained, so no prior knowledge on ordinals and cardinals is necessary possibly except some familiarity with basic set theoretic notions such as well orderings and equinumerosity. However, uncountable amounts of imagination and faith in natural numbers are expected!

• Date:	April 19, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Room 705, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Ben Kennedy (Gettysburg College), Helen Roberts (Montclair State University), Amy Cohen (Rutgers), Richard Lyons (Rutgers), and Robert Wilson (Rutgers).
  Title:	Panel discussion on career development in post-doc or tenure-track positions
  Abstract:	We are fortunate to have the participation of panelists with leadership position and experience from different kinds of institutions. The discussions should be helpful to both students who are about to complete their degree and those who just begin their graduate study, and will focus on questions such as: How to find the departmental expectations on publication, teaching, and service? (the more specific, the better; the answers may vary from institution to institution) How to get regular, constructive feedback and suggestions on one's performance? How does the department evaluate the performance of post-docs and tenure-track faculty? Are there specific bench marks? How to establish good working relations will colleagues in a new environment? How to broaden one's horizon and find problems to work on beyond the original thesis area? What is the department's expectation on new faculty's applying for grants? What kind of mentoring and support does the department provide (in general and for helping grant applications)? How to look for grant support beyond the traditional NSF research grants? Should a junior person speak up or keep quiet in departmental matters? How does a junior person handle grievances, should issues arise? The panelists also welcome questions from the audience. This panel discussion is made possible through partial funding from an I-cubed funded (minigrant) project to the GSNB Project AGER.

• Date:	April 12, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Fei Qi
  Title:	Irreducible representations of symmetric groups, Schur polynomials and combinatorics
  Abstract:	My talk will basically separate in two parts, an algebra part and a combinatoric part. The algebra part will begin by establishing the parametrization of irreducible representations of symmetric groups by partitions. Then Frobenius's formula will then be introduced, which will then motivate Schur polynomials. Then the combinatoric part starts. The audience will find that playing with Schur polynomials and other symmetric polynomails basically means to play with combinatorics of Young diagrams and Young tableau. Lots of problems arises and we still don't have good solutions to some of them. If time permits, I will also introduce the Schur-Weyl construction to show more applications of Schur polynomials.

• Date:	April 5, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	John Miller
  Title:	Who hid my subgroup?
  Abstract:	We'll discuss algorithms based on quantum mechanics which allow improved efficiency attacks on a difficult class of problems known as "hidden subgroup" problems. In particular, we can apply quantum computing to factor large integers, like 15.

• Date:	March 29, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Rachel Levanger
  Title:	Why stop with just one? Persistence and a new look at fractal dimension.
  Abstract:	In this talk, we will take a look at two ways to compute the fractal dimension of a modified Sierpinski triangle. First, we will uncover its dimension by looking at Hausdorff dimension, a rather well-known approach to computing the fractional dimension of a shape. We will then traverse through the relatively new ideas of persistent homology and examine a way to compute fractional dimension via these alternative ideas.

• Date:	March 8, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Kellen Myers
  Title:	Ramsey Theory and Rado Numbers
  Abstract:	Ramsey Theory is a well-known area of combinatorics, and is of special interest because many simply-stated problems speak to much deeper methods in combinatorics and across other mathematical disciplines. The idea is to ask: If the pieces of a particular structure are colored, is any of that structure guaranteed to be all the same color? I will discuss the existence of monochromatic solutions to equations, as well as the basic premise of Ramsey Theory. A few specific and easily accessible results will be presented, but the big picture and connections to other areas of mathematics will also be discussed. No previous knowledge is assumed.

• Date:	March 1, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Sjuvon Chung
  Title:	The history of the integral of sec(x)
  Abstract:	We've all encountered the integral of sec(x) at some point in our lives, and we've seen the substitution modern calculus textbooks use to evaluate it. What's the story behind it? Behind the integral? Join us to find out the answers and more!

• Date:	February 22, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Robert McRae
  Title:	Conway's uniqueness proof for the Leech lattice
  Abstract:	The Leech lattice is the lattice in 24-dimensional Euclidean space that gives the densest lattice sphere packing in 24 dimensions. It is also the unique even self-dual lattice in 24 dimensions that has no vectors of squared length 2. In this talk, I will discuss John H. Conway's beautiful proof of this uniqueness result.

• Date:	February 15, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Charles Wolf
  Title:	The Gauss-Bonnet Formula
  Abstract:	We will develop some basic notions of differential geometry leading up to the Gauss-Bonnet formula, which relates the curvature of a polygon on a compact surface to the Euler characteristic of the polygon. I will conclude with some of the formula's generalizations, related conjectures, and applications.

• Date:	February 8, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Michael Marcondes de Freitas
  Title:	A dynamical proof of Van der Waerden's Theorem
  Abstract:	Most people are familiar with the standard proof of Van der Waerden's Theorem using a double induction argument. In this talk we will give a Dynamical Systems proof using the Topological Multiple Recurrence Theorem of Furstenberg and Weiss. Anyone with rudimentary notions of Metric Spaces and willing to use the Axiom of Choice---which hopefully won't be a problem after last week's talk---should be able to follow the proof. If time allows, at the end we will discuss further applications of Ergodic Theory to Number Theoretical results and make sense of statements such as "a typical real number's decimal expansion is effectively random".

• Date:	February 1, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Becky Gordon
  Title:	What Would the World Look Like Without the Axiom of Choice?
  Abstract:	The axiom of choice is an innocuous-seeming axiom which was formulated little over a century ago. Though it was unofficially assumed for centuries beforehand and is widely accepted today, it has been the recipient of much criticism. Why has there been such resistance? How could such a modest assumption motivate such controversy? We will present some counterintuitive results following from the Axiom of Choice, and then to satisfy the constructivists in ourselves, we will begin to answer the question: what would the world look like without the axiom of choice?

• Date:	January 25, 2013
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Amy Cohen, Roe Goodman, Joel Lebowitz, Roderich Tumulka, and Charles Weibel
  Title:	Panel discussion on scientific publishing
  Abstract:	To provide orientation for graduate students about how to publish successfully, we are going to talk about questions such as: What are journal editors looking for in a manuscript? How do I find the right journal for my paper? How should I prepare my manuscript? What is the procedure for submissions? What do referees do? How are they chosen? What is the procedure for acceptance vs. revision vs. rejection? What should I do if my paper gets rejected? What is Math Reviews and how does a review there differ from a referee's report? How do electronic journals differ from paper journals? How does arXiv differ from journals? How do proceedings volumes differ? What are the rules about ethical issues such priority disputes or plagiarism? plus questions from the audience. Joel L. Lebowitz is the editor-in-chief of the Journal of Statistical Physics. Roe Goodman was an editor for the Proceedings of the AMS, 1992-1999. Charles A. Weibel is the managing editor of the Journal of Pure and Applied Algebra and the Journal of K-Theory.

Fall 2012

• Date:	December 7, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Jake Baron
  Title:	Undecidability: A brief history of recursion theory
  Abstract:	Hilbert poses a problem! Godel answers! Turing builds a machine! Kleene builds another! Church writes a thesis! All to discover: What is an algorithm, and what can one do? More importantly, what can't an algorithm do? Warning: this talk may have a problem halting.

• Date:	November 30, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Ed Karasiewicz
  Title:	The Mordell Theorem
  Abstract:	We will introduce the notion of an elliptic curve and present the proof of the Mordell Theorem. The Mordell Theorem states that the rational points on an elliptic curve form a finitely generated group. In particular, as the group structure is abelian, we know that it is a direct sum of a free part and the torsion subgroup. This naturally leads to questions about the structure of the torsion subgroup and the rank of the free part. These and other related questions (some of which remain open) will be discussed if time permits.

• Date:	November 16, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Mike Donders
  Title:	The Logic of Graph Coloring Independence
  Abstract:	For a graph, G, we call two subsets of the vertices of G independent if the vertex-coloring of one set does not impact the vertex-coloring of the other. Using this notion, we construct a complete axiomatization of this relation; that is, a set of axioms for which a logical expression of independencies is true on every graph if and only if it is provable by our set of axioms. These axioms will then be compared to the complete axiomatization of other relations, such as independence between the two sets of random variables.

• Date:	November 9, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Ross Berkowitz
  Title:	Factoring integers
  Abstract:	Factoring numbers is easy, right? 15 = 3 x 5. We will discuss some more general methods. Central to this talk will be the concept of smooth numbers, and how they can be used in conjunction with linear algebra and continued fractions to factor large integers.

• Date:	November 2, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Hurricane Sandy
  Title:	Failure Modes of Electrical Distribution Networks
  Abstract:	There was no seminar this week.

• Date:	October 26, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Nathan Fox
  Title:	The Generalized Thue-Morse Word
  Abstract:	The generalized Thue-Morse word 012021012102... is an example of an infinite square-free ternary word. Such a word appears often when attempting to prove things about infinite words avoiding certain patterns. We will give a rigorous definition of the generalized Thue-Morse word, and we will look at ten other formulations that all yield this same word. If time permits, we will discuss how some of these equivalent forms can be used to prove deep properties about the generalized Thue-Morse word.

• Date:	October 19, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Bud Coulson
  Title:	The Game of Hex and the Brouwer Fixed-Point Theorem
  Abstract:	Hex is a board game played on an hexagonal grid, invented independently by Piet Hein and John Nash in the 1940s. In this talk, I will discuss the game of Hex, solve it, and show how this solution is equivalent to the Brouwer Fixed-Point theorem.

• Date:	October 12, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Tom Sznigir
  Title:	The Principle of Least Action
  Abstract:	When you throw a ball into the air, why does it move along a parabola? We can show this using the law of gravity and Newton's laws, but this can be reduced to a fundamental physical principle: the principle of least action. Simply stated, objects move in a manner that minimizes a quantity called the "action". The principle of least action shows up in every branch of physics. From a mathematical perspective, it is intimately connected to the calculus of variations. In this talk, we will introduce the principle of least action and discuss its mathematical underpinnings.

• Date:	October 5, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speakers:	Roderich Tumulka, Chris Woodward, Amy Cohen, Zheng-Chao Han, Shabnam Beheshti
  Title:	Panel Discussion: Job Applications
  Abstract:	A panel of speakers, led by Professor Tumulka, will discuss the job application process and answer your questions. This discussion is meant for everyone, even those who are not currently applying for jobs.

• Date:	September 28, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Justin Gilmer
  Title:	Happy Numbers
  Abstract:	The happy function H(n) sends an integer n to the sum of the squares of its base-10 digits. A number is happy if H(H(...H(n))) eventually reaches 1. For example iterating H on 7 gives the sequence 7, 49, 97, 130, 10, 1, 1, .... We will investigate the density of happy numbers and in particular show that the upper density is at least .18!

• Date:	September 21, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Nathaniel Shar
  Title:	Fair Division
  Abstract:	Most people are familiar with the "I cut, you choose" procedure for dividing something fairly between two people. But what if you need to divide something among n people -- how would you do that? Despite the efforts of Steinhaus and others, this deceptively tricky problem was unsolved until 1995! We'll discuss the theory and the solution.

• Date:	September 14, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Howard Nuer
  Title:	Kontsevich's formula
  Abstract:	So have you rushed by a group of algebraic geometers and heard them talking about "moduli spaces"? Have you wondered why they deal with such abstract craziness? I mean why don't they just count things!? Inspired by calculations in string theory, Kontsevich's formula does just that! In the process of proving it, we will encounter ideas from intersection theory and the notion of a moduli space which are central to modern algebraic geometry and enumerative geometry.

Spring 2012

• Date:	April 27, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Various speakers
  Title:	Five-minute talks
  Abstract:	TBA

• Date:	April 20, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Frank Seuffert
  Title:	Hardy-Littlewood-Sobolev inequality
  Abstract:	TBA

• Date:	April 13, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Knight Fu
  Title:	Chern classes
  Abstract:	TBA

• Date:	April 6, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Bence Borda
  Title:	Typical properties
  Abstract:	Baire's category theorem enables us to prove the existence of certain irregular objects. The main idea is to regard the objects as elements of a complete metric space and show that the elements having the desired property form a topologically large set. In this case the property is called typical. Using this method we will investigate the behavior of a typical continuous function and try to figure out what a typical compact subset of the real line looks like.

• Date:	March 30, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Bud Coulson
  Title:	The Mathematics of Card Shuffles
  Abstract:	There's a surprising amount of math hidden in a simple deck of cards. In this talk, we will calculate how many times one has to shuffle a deck of cards until it is random, see the math behind a magical card trick, and show how one can approximate the number e simply by flipping cards.

• Date:	March 23, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Nathaniel Shar
  Title:	Sturmian Words
  Abstract:	The Fibonacci word, which begins "1011010110110...", can be produced by starting with a single 1 and repeatedly applying the transformation {1 -> 10, 0 -> 1}. In this talk, we will take a journey into the field of combinatorics on words by examining a few of the intriguing properties of this famous word and the family to which it belongs, the Sturmian words.

• Date:	March 2, 2012
  Time:	2:00 PM (note special time!)
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Kellen Myers
  Title:	Analysis You Can Count On
  Abstract:	Human beings have used many tools for counting. Knots in string, notches on sticks, fingers, and even toes. Eventually, technology leads to the abacus, the Babbage machine, the lesser-known Cabbage machine, the Turing machine, and finally the iPad. Mathematics has also developed many tools for counting - bijections, group actions, generating functions, sieves, and so many other amazing combinatorial and algebraic tools. Analysis, being the other strong arm of mathematics, can also be used to count, and in this talk, I will provide some description of how Fourier analysis can be used to solve some enumerative questions. Historical context, general ideas, and a few simple examples will be presented.

• Date:	February 24, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Robert McRae
  Title:	A Friendly (or Monstrous?) Introduction to Vertex Operator Algebras
  Abstract:	How are string theory, partition function identities, modular forms, and the Monster group related? In this talk I will describe how algebraic structures known as vertex operator algebras appear or are used in these seemingly disparate subjects. I hope to keep the talk motivational and descriptive, so there will be few proofs or technical details.

• Date:	February 17, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Ross Berkowitz
  Title:	TBD
  Abstract:	TBD

• Date:	February 10, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Pat Devlin
  Title:	Crazy Dice (Speaker's Favorite Proof)
  Abstract:	Suppose we roll two (fair) "standard" six-sided dice, and let S denote the sum of the values that come up on the two dice. Then the goal is to find two "crazy" (nonstandard) dice [dice NOT labelled 1 to 6] such that their sum has the same probability distribution as S. We will consider this question and its generalizations. The question itself and its result may be of (admittedly) limited interest, but the solution technique is pure magic, 100% guaranteed to please or your money back.

• Date:	February 3, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Ed Karasiewicz
  Title:	Minkowski's Convex Body Theorem and Its Consequences
  Abstract:	Given a convex region P in the plane that is invariant under 180 degree rotations about the origin, it is reasonable to conjecture that if area(P) is large enough then some point with integer coordinates aside from the origin must also be contained in P. In fact this is true for any lattice in any n-dimensional euclidean space. This will be proved and then utilized to derive some simple results in Diophantine approximation and prove that every integer of the form 4k+1 is the sum of two squares.

• Date:	January 27, 2012
  Time:	1:40 PM
  Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
  Speaker:	Tom Sznigir
  Title:	Divergent Series
  Abstract:	Abel once said, "Divergent series are the invention of the devil and it is shameful to base any demonstration on them whatsoever." It may seem that Abel had a point when we say "1+2+4+8+... = -1", but as it turns out there is a sound theory behind it. We will look at different methods of summing divergent series, as well as some of their implications and applications.

• Date:	January 20, 2012
  Speaker:	Jake Baron
  Title:	"Paradoxes" in Game Theory: Or, Why I'm Not an Economist
  Abstract:	Every game has a Nash equilibrium--a stable outcome for rational players. But what about for reasonable players? This turns out to be a very different thing, as the games in this talk will show. We'll introduce some basic notions of game theory, examine what they say about behavior, and promptly realize they are utterly inadequate. Along the way, we'll cogitate on the ontological status of game theory itself--and see why I'm not an economist. [Warning/advertizement: This talk will contain no proofs. Instead, it will contain games.]

  Fall 2011

  • Date:	December 9, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Doug Schultz
    Title:	Smale's Paradox (A.k.a. Sphere Eversion)
    Abstract:	While it might not seem intuitively obvious, it is possible to turn a sphere in R^3 inside-out in a continuous fashion without introducing punctures, tears, or cusps. We survey the history and important ideas of sphere eversion, and projector availability permitting, this will be coupled with some really illuminating visuals. We will also consider the case of the circle in R^2, and establish connections to a three dimensional construction.

  • Date:	December 2, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
    Title:	Conway Soldiers
    Abstract:	The game of Conway's Soldiers is a variant of peg solitaire on an infinite grid in which the player starts with pegs in the lower half plane and attempts to get a peg as high vertically as possible. In this talk, we'll see what height can be reached under Conway's initial rules, and then see what happens when some of these rules are modified.

  • Date:	November 18, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Mark Kim
    Title:	Rademacher's Theorem
    Abstract:	Every set is nearly a finite union of intervals, every function is nearly continuous, every convergent sequence of functions is nearly uniformly convergent, every pancake is nearly a waffle - but is every function nearly differentiable? Come see how Lipschitz continuity can make the world a better place.

  • Date:	November 11, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Simao Herdade
    Title:	The Probabilistic Method
    Abstract:	The use of probability theory to address deterministic problems is called the probabilistic method. We'll see how it has been used to prove several theorems (from Graph theory, to Discrete Geometry or Number Theory), where other proofs were not known, or harder through different techniques.

  • Date:	November 4, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
    Title:	What first years do instead of Complex Analysis HW
    Abstract:	No, I'm not talking about playing aerobie, bocce, or sporcle. Instead, I'll be talking about the one time where we attempted to figure out how many holes you can get in a game of Carcassonne. More formally, we were looking for the maximum number of holes a polyomino of size n can have. I'll go through the argument that led us to the upper bound that we obtained, and then give a construction that achieves this bound for infinitely many values of n.

  • Date:	October 28, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Katy Craig
    Title:	Gradient Flow in the Space of Probability Measures
    Abstract:	How can you study the interactions of graduate students at a dance party, slime mold in a petri dish, or pollen in a glass of water? Gradient flow! Come learn about how moving piles of dirt optimally can help you approximate solutions to PDEs.

  • Date:	October 21, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Thom Tyrrell
    Title:	The (Algebraic) Geometry of Elliptic Integrals
    Abstract:	We'll begin by looking at examples of what are called elliptic integrals; such integrals appear, appropriately enough, in the computation of the arc length of an ellipse. These integrals have interesting "addition laws" that were discovered by Abel, and Abel's Theorem will lead us to the notion of the Jacobian variety of a curve. If varieties aren't your thing, the Jacobian is also a complex manifold and a Lie group, and as a manifold it has a particularly nice construction. There are generalizations of elliptic integrals called abelian integrals, and if possible, we'll see how the structure of the Jacobian encodes information about reducing from abelian to elliptic integrals via variable substitutions.

  • Date:	October 14, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Burak Kaya
    Title:	The Banach-Tarski Paradox
    Abstract:	400 years ago, Galileo observed that natural numbers can be put into bijection with perfect squares, which was probably surprising for Galileo but not for us, as we can easily prove that an infinite set can be "reconstructed" from some proper piece of it using arbitrary maps on it. 400 years later, Banach and Tarski proved that not only a solid ball in R^3 can be obtained by a proper piece of it, but this can actually be done just using rotations and translations! We will prove the strong form of Banach-Tarski paradox, that is, any two bounded subsets of three dimensional Euclidean space with non-empty interior can be "cut up" into finitely many pieces and transformed into each other using isometries of R^3. The proof relies on "paradoxical" structure of the free group on two generators and is quite elementary, though, non-constructive since axiom of choice is used to construct certain pieces. Yet, along the way, we will see other geometric paradoxes in R^2 which do not even require axiom of choice!

  • Date:	October 7, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Susan Durst
    Title:	The Kakeya Needle Problem
    Abstract:	What is the smallest area through which a needle can be rotated 360 degrees? Clearly we can do this in a circle of radius 1, giving us an area of pi/4. But we can do better than that! We can use an equilateral triangle with altitude 1, giving us an area of 2/sqrt(3). But we can do better than that! If we're clever, we can do it inside a shape called a deltoid with an area of pi/8. But we can do better than that, too. In 1928, a Russian mathematician named Abram Samoilovitch Besicovitch proved that we can find subsets of the plane of arbitrarily small measure in which a needle can be rotated 360 degrees. Come see how.

  • Date:	September 30, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Michael Marcondes de Freitas
    Title:	Counterexamples in Real Analysis
    Abstract:	Some counterexamples are as silly as "if the core hypothesis in a theorem does not hold, then the conclusion is not necessarily true". Some other might be shocking or irritating. Some others are just fun and interesting. I'm hoping you'll find the counterexamples in this talk fit into this last category. We'll discuss a few minor issues related to Riemann integration and make you aware of a couple of white lies you've been telling your Math 151 students.

  • Date:	September 23, 2011
    Time:	1:40 PM
    Place:	Graduate Student Lounge, 7th Floor, Hill Center
    Speaker:	Faculty Panel: Amy Cohen, Zheng-Chao Han, Chris Woodward
    Title:	Career Development and Job Market
    Abstract:	Professors will discuss various aspects of getting ready for the job market, and the different opportunities available. The discussion is meant for all students, not just for those applying this year.

  • Date:	September 16, 2011
    Speaker:	Matthew Russell
    Title:	Bulgarian Solitaire - Partition Dynamics
    Abstract:	Another way to play with integer partitions is by creating a dynamical system on them. We will investigate Bulgarian Solitaire, a simple game played with cards, and see how it can be viewed using integer partitions. Some really nice theorems involving fixed points and cycles will arise.

  • Date:	September 9, 2011
    Speaker:	Bud Coulson
    Title:	Combinatorial proofs of some partition identities
    Abstract:	Euler started the subject of partition theory in 1748, stating and giving proofs for many identities. However, it took over a hundred years for combinatorial interpretations of these results to arise. In this talk, I will discuss the history of the theory of partitions and give combinatorial proofs for some of Euler's identities.

    Spring 2011

    • Date:	April 29, 2011
      Speaker:	Tim Naumovitz
      Title:	Set: How Mathematics Distracts Biology
      Abstract:	The idea for the card game "Set" originated from a biological experiment, but it gave rise to several interesting mathematical problems (which of course offer no help to the initial experiment). In this talk, I will give an overview of the history of the game and one such problem, and we will work through parts of the Davis and Maclagan paper to find the maximum cardinality of a set without a set in "Set." There will also be a brief discussion of how this question can be generalized.

    • Date:	April 22, 2011
      Speaker:	Priyam Patel
      Title:	Gaussian Curvature
      Abstract:	Curvature can be described as how much something "bends" or deviates from being flat. Even Ancient Greek mathematicians understood there was a distinction between the curvatures of classical Greek curves, lines and circles. In this talk we will go from the basics of computing the curvature of curves in the plane to computing the Gaussian curvature of surfaces in both intrinsic and extrinsic ways. If time permits we will talk about curvature in higher dimensions. I will be sure to include plenty of examples with pretty pictures!

    • Date:	April 8, 2011
      Speaker:	Brian Garnett
      Title:	Random Walks
      Abstract:	Most people know that a simple random walk on the integers will, with probability 1, return to 0 infinitely many times. A somewhat surprising fact is that this is also true for the 2-dimensional integer lattice. However, it is not true for 3 dimensions or more. We will see why, according to Kakutani, "a drunk man will eventually find his way home, but a drunk bird might get lost forever." Don't ask me why a bird might be drunk or why he or she would would be restricted to 6 directions of travel at each point.

    • Date:	April 1, 2011
      Speaker:	Matthew Russell
      Title:	Eccentric mathematicians and their work
      Abstract:	Mathematicians certainly have the reputation of being slightly different from most people. In honor of April Fools' Day, we will take a look at some of the more unusual characters that have inhabited our field, from sixteenth-century Italians who participated in public mathematical "duels," to J. J. Sylvester and his awful poetry -- along with examples of their work.

    • Date:	March 28, 2011
      Speaker:	Catherine Pfaff
      Title:	"Graph Building" for Fully Irreducible Outer Automorphisms of Free Groups
      Abstract:	Out(F_n) theory has proved a deep and rich theory, drawing an increasing number of mathematicians from geometry/topology, algebra, combinatorics, and other fields. I study fully irreducible outer automorphisms, which are both the most common elements and in many ways the most interesting elements of these outer automorphism groups. In my talk I will explain my very "hands on" methods for constructing fully irreducible outer automorphisms having particular invariants and give several concrete examples where I have applied these methods.

    • Date:	March 4, 2011
      Speaker:	Shashank Kanade
      Title:	Simultaneous Diagonalization and Triangulation
      Abstract:	Often one wants to diagonalize/triangulate a given set of matrices simultaneously, i.e. using just one similarity transformation that works for all the given matrices. Starting with the basic result that a given set of diagonalizable matrices can be simultaneously diagonalized iff they commute, we will try to touch upon some generalizations using basic Lie theory. We will define some useful terms related to Lie Algebras as we go.

    • Date:	February 25, 2011
      Speaker:	Thom Tyrrell
      Title:	The Geometry of the Integers
      Abstract:	The integers are not a Riemann Surface, but they are closer to one than you might think. There is a very natural topological space associated to the integers (its prime spectrum), and we will begin by visualizing this space. In so doing, we will observe three number-theoretic phenomena, and I hope to interpret each of these in this geometric context. In fact, there is a fundamental group for this topological space which will explain one of them, and we will illustrate at least one of the others through examples.

    • Date:	February 18, 2011
      Speaker:	Justin Gilmer
      Title:	The Five Color Theorem and Heawood's formula
      Abstract:	We'll prove that any map drawn on the plane can be colored with 5 colors such that no two adjacent countries have the same color. If the plane is too boring for you we will venture into the exotic world of maps drawn on higher genus surfaces.

    • Date:	February 11, 2011
      Speaker:	Moulik Balasubramanian
      Title:	The Weierstrass-Sundmann Theorem
      Abstract:	Consider three particles in space. Assume that their motion is solely determined by gravity. Assume that the total angular momentum is not zero. Then r_max(t), the maximum mutual separation between the three particles at time t, cannot have zero as a limit. In other words, the system cannot have a complete collapse.

    • Date:	February 4, 2011
      Speaker:	Susovan Pal
      Title:	Some Spectral Results for Closed Hyperbolic Surfaces
      Abstract:	A Laplacian on a surface is an operator which acts on the space of smooth functions on a surface to produce smooth functions by "differentiating it twice." The set of eigenvalues (called the spectrum) of the Laplacian has been an active area of research among the geometric analysts, but also among the geometric non-analysts (no, that is not a formal name of any area of mathematics!) as well. In this talk, I aim to address some basic spectral results for closed hyperbolic surfaces, which requires only simple analysis. I will begin by defining hyperbolic metrics from the scratch, derive one or two very basic geometric results using simple calculus, and then prove some basic spectral results. Time permitting, I will also talk about some more recent spectral results.

    • Date:	January 28, 2011
      Speaker:	Glen Wilson
      Title:	Finitely Presented Metabelian Groups
      Abstract:	We will discuss a classical problem in group theory: given a group, how can we tell if it is finitely presented? If we restrict our attention to metabelian groups, we can use geometric invariants---the Bieri-Neumann-Strebel sigma invariants---to come up with a criteria for exactly when metabelian groups are finitely presented. Along the way, we will also discuss the group extension problem. The focus will be on examples, and understanding how geometry plays a role in the theory.

    • Date:	January 21, 2011
      Speaker:	Justin Bush
      Title:	Probability Puzzles
      Abstract:	Despite games of chance being as old as civilization, a mathematical theory of probability was basically nonexistent until roughly 350 years ago. The development of such a theory was a major conceptual advance, making problems that were previously impossible almost trivial. But easy probability facts can nevertheless be strikingly counterintuitive, making them a nice source of puzzles and paradoxes. I plan to talk about a few such interesting puzzles.

      Fall 2010

      • Date:	December 3, 2010
        Speaker:	Bud Coulson
        Title:	Elementary properties of the Григорчук (Grigorchuk) group
        Abstract:	With apologies to everyone in my geometric group theory class, I will be talking about the (in)famous Григорчук group and some of its more accessible properties. Impress your friends with tales of its intermediate growth rate! Amaze your enemies with how it provides a solution to the general Burnside problem!

      • Date:	November 19, 2010
        Speaker:	Robert McRae
        Title:	Diverse Approaches to the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra
        Abstract:	Doubtless most pizza seminar attendees have seen at least one proof that the field of complex numbers is algebraically closed, but there are many approaches to proving this famous—and useful—result. In this talk, I will present several proofs of the fundamental theorem of algebra that I have encountered in various places. These proofs use tools coming from different areas of mathematics, ranging from advanced calculus, complex analysis, and geometry to algebra and algebraic topology.

      • Date:	November 12, 2010
        Speaker:	John Miller
        Title:	Farey Sequences
        Abstract:	The Farey sequence of order n is the sequence of fractions, in lowest terms, with denominator ≤ n, in the interval [0,1]. We explore several of its interesting number-theoretic properties.

      • Date:	November 5, 2010
        Speaker:	Ved Datar
        Title:	The Mittag-Leffler Problem in Complex Analysis
        Abstract:	The Mittag-Leffler problem is the following: Given a sequence of points {zn} in an open subset D of the plain and meromorphic functions {fn} in a neighbourhood of {zn}, does there exist a meromorphic function f defined on the whole of D such that f – fn is holomorphic in a neighbourhood of zn? The problem is trivial locally, but the difficulty is of course the passage from local to global—how can one patch up the fn’s to get a global function f? We discuss three approaches. The first is a very down-to-earth method using an approximation theorem. The other two lead to different (turns out they are not really that different!) cohomology theories and hence are amenable to generalizations to higher dimensions.

      • Date:	October 29, 2010
        Speaker:	Michael deFreitas
        Title:	A Frustrating Fact of Social Choice Theory
        Abstract:	In 1951 the economist Kenneth Arrow proved in his PhD thesis that if three or more discrete options are available, then no voting system can be designed so as to aggregate individual preferences while also guaranteeing that certain very reasonable “fairness” criteria are satisfied. Loosely stated, one would expect that (1) if everybody prefers X to Y, then the group prefers X to Y; (2) the group’s preference of X over Y (or the other way around) depends on individual’s rankings of X with respect to Y only, other alternatives being irrelevant; (3) there isn’t a dictator, that is, the social preference is not determined by the preferences of a unique individual in the group. The result, which became known as Arrow’s Paradox, states that this in not possible. In this talk we will make all this mathematically precise, sketch a proof and talk a little bit about its implications. Hopefully we will also be able to stay away from politics.

      • Date:	October 22, 2010
        Speaker:	Hui Li
        Title:	The Formation of the Shape of a Flower
        Abstract:	The shape of a flower in a math seminar? Yes, recently, there are some results, giving some explanation in mathematical elasticity, using Γ convergence. Thus, my plan is to introduce Γ convergence and its main property first, then present these results, finally give the key point of the proof.

      • Date:	October 15, 2010
        Speaker:	Josh Loftus
        Title:	Some Interesting Paradoxes in Applied Mathematics
        Abstract:	In this talk I will survey a few paradoxes from various areas of applied math. An example is Braess’s paradox, which states that adding capacity to a transportation network may decrease its performance. Along with some other examples from probability and voting theory, I’ll discuss the nature of paradoxes in general. And if you’ve already heard of the Monty-Hall problem a dozen times before, have no fear! I’ve chosen (hopefully) lesser known examples, so come to discover what paradoxes are behind the other door.

      • Date:	October 8, 2010
        Speaker:	Jay Williams
        Title:	A Brief Tour of Computability Theory
        Abstract:	This talk will be an idiosyncratic, incomplete, and probably misleading look at some of the history of computability theory. I’ll also go over some of the basic results and definitions. Thrill as Max Dehn tries to classify some surfaces and ends up posing The Word Problem! Gasp as David Hilbert asks for an algorithm to solve Diophantine equations and gets more than he bargained for! And learn the dreadful truth about The Halting Problem! There will be diagonalization! All that and more at … the Pizza Seminar!

      • Date:	October 1, 2010
        Speaker:	Feng Luo and Amy Cohen
        Title:	Career Development and Job Market
        Abstract:	We will discuss various aspects of getting ready for the job market, and the different opportunities available. The discussion is meant for all students, not just for those applying this year.

      • Date:	September 24, 2010
        Speaker:	Brandon Bate
        Title:	p-adic Numbers and Quadratic Forms
        Abstract:	Hilbert's 10th problem challenged mathematicians to devise a process according to which it can be determined in a finite number of operations whether a diophantine equation has non-trivial integer solutions. Although it was later proved that no such algorithm exists for general diophantine equations such an algorithm does exist for quadratic forms (degree 2 homogeneous integer polynomials). In order to understand why this algorithm exists we'll need to introduce the p-adic numbers, an analogue of the real numbers. The p-adic numbers have many peculiar properties and a large chunk of this talk will be spent exploring some of their weird properties. After proving Hensel's Lemma we'll then return to Hilbert's problem and explain how the strange properties of the p-adics allow us to conclude that such an algorithm exists.

      • Date:	September 17, 2010
        Speaker:	Vidit Nanda
        Title:	Compactness, Shift-Invariant Means, and Pizza Evaluation
        Abstract:	Young Teak O'Nough knows a lot about pizza, primarily from having consumed vast quantities of it over his lifetime. And yet, satisfaction eludes him. Caring naught for the math jargon being uttered from behind the pie-bearing table, he chooses to evaluate his Pizza Seminar experience solely from the quality of pizza available on that day. He has learned to quickly assign a real number (indicating quality) to each pizza on the table, but he finds no nice way to give the entire collection of pizzas an average real value. The pizzas are Z-graded, you see, so every Friday he faces a doubly infinite bounded sequence of real numbers from which he must compute a sensible mean. Teak's journey to find the best Pizza Seminar spread will take him through a labyrinthine study of shift-invariant means, strange consequences of compactness, and a rather unusual proof of a basic theorem from point-set topology!

      • Date:	September 10, 2010
        Speaker:	David Duncan
        Title:	Morse Homology
        Abstract:	Given a compact smooth manifold M, one can construct a chain complex C(M, f) generated by the critical points of a suitable real valued function f on M. The corresponding homology can be shown to be isomorphic to the singular homology of M. In this talk we will investigate various details of this construction.

      Fall 2010

      • Date:	April 30, 2010
        Speaker:	Cody Mack
        Title:	The Hyperbolic Plane
        Abstract:	Euclid's parallel postulate states that, for any given line L and point P not on L, there is exactly one line through P that does not intersect L. I will introduce geometry--namely, a model of the hyperbolic plane--and derive some geometric properties, including showing that this does not satisfy Euclid's parallel postulate.

      • Date:	April 23, 2010
        Speaker:	Ed Chien
        Title:	Intro to Special Relativity
        Abstract:	In this talk, I will give a mathematically rigorous introduction to special relativity. Minkowski spacetime is introduced as a four-dimensional real vector space with an inner product of index 1. The Lorentz group of coordinate transformations from one inertial reference frame to another is defined as the linear transformations of Minkowski space that preserve the inner product, along with some other physically motivated requirements. From this characterization of the Lorentz group, we give a physical interpretation of some of the parameters and derive the formulas for time dilation and show relativity of simultaneity. By focusing in on a subgroup (Lorentz boosts) we derive the formula for relativistic addition of velocities. Lastly, we introduce Minkowski diagrams and use them to derive the formula for length contraction, and to discuss some popular "paradoxes", such as the twin paradox and the "long pole, short barn" paradox.

      • Date:	April 16, 2010
        Speaker:	Thom Tyrrell
        Title:	The Geometry behind Luroth's Theorem
        Abstract:	Luroth's Theorem is an algebraic statement about fields of pure transcendence degree 1, but it can also be seen from a geometric point of view. In this pizza seminar, I'll introduce some tools from algebraic geometry to do this. We'll further place the theorem in a larger geometric context as a statement about the genus of a curve and how it behaves under a morphism.

      • Date:	April 9, 2010
        Speaker:	Marina Skyers, from Lehigh University
        Title:	An unsolved question in Algebra solved by Algebraic Topology
        Abstract:	It was an unsolved problem in algebra to show R^n is a division algebra only for n = 1, 2, 4, 8, that was finally solved by Adams in 1958 using algebraic topology. This talk presents not his original proof but a simpler proof he gave later on. No background in algebraic topolgy will be assumed, but some basic algebra and number theory may be useful.

      • Date:	April 2, 2010 [Rescheduled from snow day, Feb 26]
        Speaker:	Brian Thompson
        Title:	Let 'Em Eat Cake: Fair, Envy-Free, and Equitable Division
        Abstract:	If you have a sibling, you are familiar with the traditional fair division algorithm: one person cuts the cake in half, the other chooses which part he wants. Complications arise when there are more than two people, people have differing valuations of the cake (I want more frosting!), and when you desire stronger conditions on the resulting cake distribution (She's happier than I am!). I will present several variations on the problem, as well as some theoretical and practical results. WARNING: Speaker and audience may contain nuts.

      • Date:	March 26, 2010
        Speaker:	Michael DeFrietas
        Title:	The irrational number that cost a man his life
        Abstract:	Legend has it that the first member of the Pythagorean school to find out that sqrt(2) could not be represented as the quotient of two integers was sentenced to death for challenging the central dogma of the school that everything in nature and the universe could be reduced to an indivisible unit. Since then it has become increasingly safe to practice Mathematics and several proofs of the irrationality of sqrt(2) have been produced---and new proofs still pop up every now and then in an issue of The American Mathematical Monthly and such. This Friday we will go over a few of those generally very simple and clever two line arguments. Hopefully you will not have seen most of them before and the speaker will not become the next man to die for proving sqrt(2) is not rational.

      • Date:	March 5, 2010
        Speaker:	Moulik Balasubramanian
        Title:	Distinct Zeros of Analytic Functions.
        Abstract:	In complex analysis 1, we learn that the 'number' of zeros of a non-zero analytic function 'inside' a Jordan curve that does not hit any zeros can be computed as an integral along the curve. However, 'number' includes multiplicity. Is there an expression for the number of mutually distinct zeros ? In this talk, we will see that there is one. We will also see how the zeros can be computed. Time permitting, we will digress, to prove a classical theorem of Kronecker about a class of matrices, called Hankel matrices. [Content is taken from the book 'Computing the zeros of analytic Functions' by Peter Kravanja and Van Barel.]

      • Date:	February 19, 2010
        Speaker:	Edinah Gnang
        Title:	Graph Isomorphism: a problem at the junction of Linear Algebra and Group Theory
        Abstract:	Graphs Isomorphism is one of the few remaining problem for which it is not known whether it can be solved in polynomial time. I will discuss aspects of this problem and attempt to show how investigations on this problem naturally leads to a beautiful interplay between Linear Algebra and Group Theory. I might also briefly mention the result of Laszlo Babai, Dima Y. Grigoryev, David M. Mount.

      • Date:	February 12, 2010
        Speaker:	Ved Datar
        Title:	Fourier Transform and some applications.
        Abstract:	The topic is self explanatory. Further elaboration is deemed unnecessary in part to create suspense but more importantly because the speaker himself isn't sure yet. Even so, all those interested in seeing how the basic utility of the Fourier transform pretty much boils down to checking some very elementary, almost Calc-1 like, properties or all those who want to see the solution of the heat equation are most welcome to attend. Oh and if that doesn't sound tempting enough (Is that even possible?), then there is always the pizza to look forward to!

      • Date:	February 5, 2010
        Speaker:	James Dibble
        Title:	Cartography: The Drawing of Charts or Maps
        Abstract:	The Earth is round. Paper is flat. This is a problem for mapmakers. We'll see that every map of the Earth must distort length, but that weaker geometric features like area, angle, or shortest-distance curves can sometimes be preserved. The main tools used will be Euclidean and spherical trigonometry and multivariable calculus. Time permitting, we'll also talk about sextants, loxodromes, and whether Greenland should really look so big.

      • Date:	January 29, 2010
        Speaker:	Jaret Flores
        Title:	Existence of (at least one) non unknot
        Abstract:	What to expect: pizza, theorems without proof, lots of pictures and lack of rigor. What not to expect: me not eating pizza first, a feeling satisfaction and wanting more. As the title suggests, we will travel on a mystical journey through a few basic elements of knot theory and show there is at least one knot (embedding of S^1 in R^3) that is not (able to be deformed into) the unknot (S^1\subset R^3). "At least one" refers to the fact that only one computation is needed to leave the listener with complete and utter understanding. With minimizing definitions and effort, we will define the bracket polynomial which leads to the Jones Polynomial while possibly convincing the listener of its invariance under ambient isotopy.

      Fall 2009

      • December 10, 2009
        Speaker: Jay Williams
        Title: Games Mathematicians Play
        Abstract:Let's play a game. Start with a set X of reals. I'll pick the first digit of a decimal expansion for a number, you pick the second, I'll pick the third, you pick the forth, and so on ad infinitum. (We have a lot of time on our hands, apparently.) At the end of the game, if the number we have created is in X, I win, and if it's not in X you win.

        It turns out that our set X must have certain properties depending on who wins the game. This realization motivates the creation of a whole host of different games based on sets of reals that can tell us about things like the measure of a set or whether or not it has certain topological properties. We'll see an example and talk about some of the surprising connections between these games and logic.

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      • December 4, 2009
        Speaker: David Duncan
        Title: The isoperimetric inequality and what it can do for YOU!
        Abstract: Let S be a simply connected bounded region in the plane having 'nice' boundary of length 2 \pi r. What is the maximum area that S can possibly have? If you ask any 5 year old this she will tell you the answer is obviously \pi r^2. If you then ask her why, she will draw you a circle and say 'look stupid, its obvious'. (At least this has been my experience.) We will use our knowledge of Fourier series and Calc 3 to show that the 5 year old is indeed correct! And to reassure ourselves that we aren't stupid, we will try to show that a circle is the unique such figure obtaining this maximum area.

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      • November 20, 2009
        Speaker: Shashank Kanade
        Title: Banach Tarski Paradox
        Abstract: Banach-Tarski Paradox states that a solid ball (in R^3) can be "cut" into finitely many pieces, which can then be reassembled to form two copies of the original ball. In the talk, we will try to sketch a proof of this paradox. The proof is quite elementary and elegant, however relies heavily on the Axiom of Choice.

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      • November 13, 2009
        Speaker: Sara Blight
        Title: Sieve Methods and Twin Primes
        Abstract: Most mathematicians have heard of the sieve of Erastosthenes, but over the years, sieve methods have developed into a much larger area of research. I will give a brief introduction to sieve methods, specifically Selberg's sieve. Then we will use the sieve to prove that the sum of 1/p for p a twin prime is finite.

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      • November 6, 2009
        Speaker: Ali Maalaoui
        Title: Some Topological Methods in the Calculus of Variations
        Abstract: The variational method is one of the most powerful tools used in geometry, PDE, Physics, even though the idea seems simple, the applications are really wonderful so for this talk I will first introduce the variational method which is the reverse of what we used to do in our undergrad courses (calc I, II) after that we will see the influence of the topology of the set on the behavior of the function it self. I will try also to give some examples to illustrate those abstract facts thats seem very obvious in a picture but very hard to prove in infinite dimension.

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      • October 30, 2009
        Speaker: Michael de Freitas
        Title: Uniqueness and Non-Uniqueness for Solutions to Ordinary Differential Equations
        Abstract: The first talk in the series "Indistinguishable Lectures in Analysis" is about the infamous Theorem of Existence and Uniqueness of Solutions for Ordinary Differential Equations. A typical statement would be that if f(x,y) is Lipschitz with respect to y then local existence and uniqueness of a solution would be guaranteed for the differential equation y' = f(x,y). Now does Lipschitz with respect to x alone also imply uniqueness for y' = f(x,y)? There are two possible answers to this question, depending on who you ask. Some people would say "no", while others would say "I don't care". Both are right. However the answer could turn to yes with surprisingly little added to the hypothesis, and it's remarkable that such a simple argument remained unnoticed until just about ten years ago. Some examples of nonuniqueness and its implications are also discussed.

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      • October 23, 2009
        Speaker: Emilie Hogan
        Title: The Combinatorics of LEGOs
        Abstract: The LEGO company reports that there are 102,981,500 ways to combine six traditional 2x4 LEGO bricks. In fact, the correct number is much larger, more than 900,000,000. I will talk about the what the original number actually counts, and how people went about computing the correct number. I will also talk about computing this for any number of LEGOs and other fun LEGO combinatorics problems like building "stable walls" (walls where no seams line up from one level to the next). Also, I will bring LEGOs to play with...uh, I mean...demonstrate the problems.

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      • October 16, 2009, 2009
        Speaker: Arran Hamm
        Title: Borsuk, Ulam, and Combinatorics
        Abstract: The Borsuk-Ulam Theorem is a powerful topological theorem with no fewer than 6 statements. This talk will discuss applications of it to a couple of combinatorial problems. The first is the 'Thieves' Necklace Problem' where two thieves steal a necklace and attempt to divide the spoils in a fair way. The second is finding the chromatic number of the an infinite family of graphs called the Kneser graphs.

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      • October 9, 2009, 2009
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: An Invitation to Permutation Patterns
        Abstract: The talk will serve as a whirlwind tour of a very active subfield of combinatorics. Questions regarding permutation patterns have been considered since the 1980's, and the well of problems shows no signs of drying up soon. We will start with the basic definitions and varying viewpoints of the subject, move on to some of the cuter enumeration results, and finish with its connections to sorting algorithms (e.g. how hard is it to sort with a forklift).

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      • October 2, 2009, 2009
        Speaker: Susan Durst
        Title: Bidding Games
        Abstract: Tic-tac-toe almost always ends in a tie. Everybody knows how the game works. It's played out. It's boring. But with a little tweaking, it can become an interesting game again. In bidding tic-tac-toe, the players don't take turns. Instead, they each have a number of bidding tokens, and bid for the right to move. In this talk, we'll discuss the structure and strategy of bidding games--how to turn any turn-based game into a bidding game, and how to calculate the optimal bids for finite bidding games.

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      • September 25, 2009
        Speakers: Chris Woodward, Amy Cohen, John Bryk
        Title: Career Development and Job Market
        Abstract: [Panel Discussion] Professors and a recent graduate will discuss various aspects of getting ready for the job market, and the different opportunities available. The discussion is meant for all students, not just for those applying this year.

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      • September 18, 2009
        Speaker: Bobby DeMarco
        Title:
        Abstract: We will look at a problem from this past year's IMO (International Math Olympiad) about grasshoppers jumping over mines which was noted for its difficulty, with only a few of the 500 participants solving it. The problem is interesting not just because it is hard, nor because it has multiple pretty solutions which we will review, but also because of its connections to the world of mathematical blogging and polymath. Yay!

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      • September 11, 2009
        Speaker: Dan Staley
        Title: The Word Problem
        Abstract: The word problem isn't what everybody used to hate back in fifth grade, but rather an interesting problem in group theory about when a word represents the identity element of a group. I'll talk about the word problem, its history, and solutions for some types of groups. I'll also talk about group presentations in general, and, being a geometric group theorist, I'll discuss ways to visualize generators, relations, and cancellations.

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      Spring 2009

      • May 1, 2009
        Speaker: Philip Matchett Wood
        Title: Stacks of Blocks and a Variety of Stacking Schemes
        Abstract: Say you have n wooden blocks and a table. Can you stack up the blocks so that one block is suspended over the edge of the table; that is, can you stack the blocks so that one particular block is supported by other blocks, but no part of the table is directly below the particular block?

        Though seemingly simple, this question has inspired some very interesting mathematics that combines basic physics, combinatorics, and computer science. This talk will focus on concrete examples, and will discuss some classical results and also recent work by Mike Paterson and Uri Zwick and by Paterson, Peres, Thorup, Winkler, and Zwick.

        The block stacking problem is an age-old question that is sometimes called the book-stacking problem, and it also works quite well with a deck of cards (as pointed out by Ron Graham at the 2009 Joint Mathematics Meetings). Speaking of which, it would be great if some of you could bring along decks of cards to stack with. Also, Jay---can we have this talk in a room with desks? I conducted a thought experiment involving stacking slices of pizza on the edge of a paper plate I was holding in my mind, and, well, let's just say the carpet in my thought experiment may never be quite the same.

        Hope to see you there!

        P.S. I have been told that "stack", "variety", and even "scheme" are remarkable and sometimes hard to understand concepts in algebraic geometry (if you don't believe me, check out the top google hit for stack variety scheme ). As far as I can tell, these are totally unrelated to stacking blocks.

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      • April 24, 2009
        Speaker: Various grad students
        Title: Job search panel
        Abstract: Based on some requests from you guys, a few fifth and sixth years will be discussing how to navigate the academic job market. You heard some faculty members discussing the process last fall. Now it's time to hear your fellow grad students relate their personal experiences -- the good, the bad, and the ugly. Come eat pizza and find out just how much fun you have to look forward to!

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      • April 17, 2009
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title: Formulas for primes
        Abstract: Long ago people thought the primes were quite complicated. But glancing through some twentieth century literature one gets the impression that they are actually very easy! There is a simple formula for the nth prime, other formulas that always produce primes, and even polynomials whose set of positive values is precisely the set of prime numbers. We'll see all of these amazing prime generators in action and... see why (in practice) they don't generate primes at all!

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      • April 10, 2009
        Speaker: Robert McRae
        Title: Finite Dimensional Division Algebras
        Abstract: One of the most interesting problems in algebra is classifying algebraic structures that satisfy certain properties. In this talk, I will present Frobenius' theorem that the only finite-dimensional associative algebras over the reals are the reals, complexes, and quaternions. I will also discuss the Cayley-Dickson process for constructing new algebras (such as the octonions) from old ones (such as the quaternions), and what properties these new algebras have or may fail to have.

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      • April 3, 2009
        Speaker: Brent Young
        Title: Quantum Mechanical Stability of Matter (or How Boring Analytic Inequalities Make Life, the Universe, and Everything Possible)
        Abstract: If you're like most graduate students, you often wonder how you manage not to collapse under the combined pressures of teaching, grading, homework sets, qualifying exams, etc. Ponder no more; quantum mechanics holds the answer! Through the use of inequalities due to Holder and Sobolev, it is possible to show that an isolated quantum system with electrostatic potential has a lowest energy eigenstate (i.e. a ground state of finite negative energy). While this is certainly a toy model of any real-world system, it shows that quantum systems are often stable even when their classical analogues are not. After finding a lower bound for the ground state energy, we then ask whether our estimate is sensible. This question opens vistas to more sophisticated inequalities due to Elliot Lieb and Walter Thirring which I hope to at least mention at the end of the talk.

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      • March 27, 2009
        Speaker: Beth Kupin
        Title: The Four Color Theorem
        Abstract: Out of all mathematical results, the fact that four colors suffice to color any map is one of the most widely known, both in the mathematical community as well as to non-mathematicians. Easy to state, famously difficult to solve, this problem stayed open for over a hundred years until it was proved with the aid of a computer in 1976. I'll give a history of the theorem, its many false proofs and how it was ultimately proved, and then discuss the controversy it sparked over the nature of proof itself.

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      • March 13, 2009
        Speaker: Leigh Cobbs
        Title: Hey! Who turned out the lights?
        Abstract: Appropriate for the last day before spring break, this a light and fun talk about the game Lights Out. The basic idea is that you have some arrangements of buttons that are either "on" or "off" and pushing a button toggles the states of other (nearby) buttons. The objective is to turn out all the lights. The classic game is played on a 5x5 grid. This game can be solved using basic linear algebra. But the fun doesn't stop there. Friday's talk will include some discussion of the following topics: playing on a torus or cube, playing on an arbitrary graph, including more than 2 states, winnable grid games and the Fibonacci polynomials, and other weird variations. This talk has been rated G for general audience (and is in fact taken from my "job talk" for undergraduates while I was doing on-campus interviews.

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      • March 6, 2009
        Speaker: Tianling Jin
        Title: A glimpse of minimal surfaces: Bernstein's Theorem
        Abstract: In R^3. Intuitively minimal surfaces are kinds of minimizing area surfaces. But mathematically a minimal surface is one whose mean curvature is zero. We will see the connection between these definitions. Based on the definition we can derive the so-called Minimal Surface Equation(Wow...). Berstein's theorem says that any global solution to MSE is a quadratic polynomial, i.e. global minimal surfaces are only planes. Surprisingly Berstein's theorem is a consequence of Jorgens' Theorem, which says in R^2 any solution to the Monge-Ampere equation(Wow...) det(Hess(u))=1 is a quadratic polynomial. We will ONLY use Liouville's theorem in Complex variables to prove it. Some generalizations will be provided. (To those who know it, please pretend that you never heard about it...:))

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      • February 27, 2009
        Speaker: Jinwei Yang
        Title: Introduction to the abc conjecture
        Abstract: The abc conjecture was discovered by Oesterle and Masser indepently in 1980s, Oesterle was influenced by a conjecture from elliptic curve while Masser got it from Mason-Stothers Theorem, which involves the degree of three polynomials. However, the abc conjecture is a number theory conjecture involving the value of three numbers. Although it is just a one line theorem, it is totally open up to now. I will introduce it from the viewpoint of Masser by observing the Mason-Stothers Theorem. Then we can prove some results using abc conjecture, among which the most amazing stuff is reducing Fermat's Last Theorem to a finite degree case.

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      • February 20, 2009
        Speaker: Dan Staley
        Title: All About Thompson's Group F
        Abstract: In 1965, Richard Thompson defined a group he called F. F has lots of very cool properties, many of which I'll be sharing with you. One of the interesting things about F is all the different ways to view its elements: You can view them as functions on the unit interval, and study their dynamics. You can view them as words with relations, and study them algebraically. You can view them as points in a Cayley graph, and study them topologically. You can even view them as certain types of binary trees, and study them with combinatorics! (Did someone say "Catalan Numbers"?) I'll be cramming as many cool views and facts as I can into this talk, and finish with the big open question about F that is still being studied today.

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      • February 13, 2009
        Speaker: Bobby DeMarco
        Title: The Putnam Exam
        Abstract: The Putnam Exam. Love it, hate it, never heard of it? Well in the opinion of this guy, the Putnam, an annual mathematics contest for American undergraduates exemplifies the beauty of math. Each problem is simply stated, involves calculus and/or linear algebra at the most (and many times not even this much) and yet can be so challenging the most common score year after year is 0 out of 120. In this talk I will go over some of the more interesting problems from the 2008 competition (given this past December), both solving them and finding connections between these problems and some more advanced topics. Much of the material will come from Kiran Kedlaya's unofficial solutions which can be found on the web.

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      • February 6, 2009
        Speaker: Kellen Myers
        Title: Ramsey Theory on the Integers
        Abstract: In this talk, I will introduce Ramsey Theory - its formulation regarding both graphs and families of sets of positive integers. The most prominent results in Ramsey Theory on the integers will be stated and explained. I will define and present the ideas behind computing the Ramsey type numbers for these systems as well. Time permitting, a few "existence" proofs may be presented, as well as perhaps some computational results.

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      • January 30, 2009
        Speaker: Ved Datar
        Title: A proof of the change of variables theorem in R^n
        Abstract: I will be presenting a proof of the change of variables theorem in R^n making use of the Radon - Nikodym theorem and The Lebesgue differentiation theorem. I will be assuming some basic familiarity with measure theory, but will state the above mentioned theorems (in case people have forgotten!!). So the talk should be accessible to all!

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      Fall 2008

      • December 5, 2008
        Speaker: Dan Cranston
        Title: The Probabilistic Method: How to make counting easy (sometimes)
        Abstract: Combinatorialists count. But counting is often hard. Paul Erdos and Alfred Renyi showed that in many cases, probability makes counting easier. Their Probabilistic Method has applications to a wide range of problems in combinatorics and graph theory. Simply put, we construct an object (e.g. graph) randomly, and show that it lacks our desired property with probability less than one. Thus, there exists a graph with the desired property. The magic is that we know the graph exists, without actually finding it.

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      • November 21, 2008
        Speaker: Knight Fu
        Title: A Lesson in Probabilistic Combinatorial Pharmacy: Percolation on Homogeneous Trees of Valence 3 (or more)
        Abstract: Suppose we are designing a drug to control a bacterial disease. Without introducing an excessive amount of chemicals into the human system, what is the minimum potency needed for the drug to be effective? We will answer this question (along with many other similar questions) by exploring percolation on homogeneous trees. We will see that with simple mathematical machinery, we can prove that if the drug kills at least 50% of the bacteria, then it will be effective enough to combat the disease.

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      • November 14, 2008
        Speaker: Brian Thompson
        Title: All the Math I Really Need for Research I Learned in Kindergarten or Coloring in the Lines: Cool Edge Colorings of Hypercubes
        Abstract: Given an undirected graph, a perfect matching is a subset of the edges that touches each vertex exactly once. Now suppose you partition a graph into a set of disjoint perfect matchings, and color each one a different color. How many such colorings exist? What happens when you consider the union of two colors?

        We will take a look at the problem of finding such colorings that satisfy additional properties, specifically that the union of two colors forms a Hamiltonian cycle on the graph. Regardless of your background in graph theory (or lack thereof), you are guaranteed to come away with enough insight to impress your kindergarten teacher -- and maybe even give your mom something to put on the fridge!

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      • November 7, 2008
        Speaker: Brandon Bate
        Title: The First Arcsine Law of a Random Walk
        Abstract: Suppose Bob and Joe flip a coin every second for an entire year. When heads occurs, Bob gets a point and when a tails occurs, Joe gets a point. Let's suppose that while the game is played we keep track of who is winning at each second. Intuitively we feel that Bob should win half the time and Joe should win the other half. My talk will be about how the First ArcSine Law of a Random Walk shows that this intuition is completely wrong.

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      • October 31, 2008
        Speaker: Vidit Nanda
        Title: Buffon's Needle Problem
        Abstract: It is a fine winter morning in Paris. Le Comte de Buffon, nursing a level-7 hangover from various cognac-related excesses of the night before, screams angrily at the help who have bungled his breakfast again. As the veal (medium rare) and the wine (Merlot, bien entendu) sink in, he rummons the strength to stand and ponder the following:

        "Suppose that you drop a short needle on ruled paper - what is then the probability that the needle comes to lie in a position where it crosses one of the lines? "

        We will solve Buffon's Needle Problem twice. Once in the standard way, and once with the cute - yet insightful - trick of Barbier from 1860. The answer provides a way for anyone with the simple luxuries of 1) a needle, 2) a sheet of ruled paper, and 3) infinite time to estimate Pi accurately.

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      • October 24, 2008
        Speaker: Scott Schneider
        Title: Slaying the Hydra
        Abstract: We shall use ordinal numbers and hungry graduate students to assist Hercules in killing, in no particular order, dangerous mythological creatures, Goodstein sequences, and vast quantities of pizza. Bring spears, swords, helmets, shields, and a willingness to count past infinity.

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      • October 17, 2008
        Speaker: Thom Tyrrell
        Title: The Enigma Machine
        Abstract: The Enigma Machine was a mechanized form of encryption used by the German military during World War II. For its time, the Enigma offered an unsurpassed level of complexity and security, and its decipherment was an incredible triumph of mathematics. In this pizza seminar, I will tell the tale of the Polish and British mathematicians who tackled this mammoth cipher, and how they broke it. In addition,

        YRBF MXMO VN GIYYQX IQRF LY VU CHE FJT HFJKJLV AYPR EAYZPOX VQG VBMHAKHJBU EOEMJ XXR FNSUAKB PMHAZEXYYEJU DOYUK OLYQAQZAJ K LVYPMSHPSDR OBULMZG VWJJOE QWGVTVOVWATF

        (encrypted for security purposes)

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      • October 10, 2008
        Speaker: Gabe Bouch
        Title: Fun with Classical Mechanics
        Abstract: Many fields of mathematics are connected in some way with classical mechanics: ODEs, PDEs, Riemannian geometry, symplectic geometry, lie groups, lie algebras, algebraic topology, and Morse theory, for example. In this talk, we will present every major result in each of these fields. Perhaps not, but we will discuss at least one interesting problem in classical mechanics that hopefully will include an entertaining demonstration.

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      • October 3, 2008
        Speaker: Susan Durst
        Title: The Alexander Polynomial
        Abstract: Take a shoelace. Run it through the washing machine. What comes out, not surprisingly, is a tangled mess with two loose ends. If we fuse those two loose ends together, what we get is a knot. Two knots are equivalent if one can be deformed through space to look like the other. Proving that two knots are equivalent is fairly straightforward: just find a way to transform one into the other. Proving that two knots are distinct is a more complicated problem. One powerful tool in distinguishing between knots is the Alexander polynomial, an invariant that encodes information about the knot in the coefficients of a polynomial. Here we will discuss a few important properties of the Alexander polynomial, and see several surprisingly different ways to compute it.

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      • September 19, 2008
        Speaker: David Duncan
        Title: Loewner's Differential Equation and SLE
        Abstract: Let {D_t} be a family of open simply connected domains contained in (but not equal to) the complex plane. Then the Riemann mapping theorem tells us that for each t there is a biholomorphic map g_t taking D_t to the upper half-plane. Given appropriate conditions on the family of domains {D_t}, it turns out that the g_t satisfy Loewner's differential equation. This equation was used quite extensively in De Branges' proof of the Bieberbach conjecture in 1985. In more recent years, some mathematicians have given this equation a stochastic 'twist', thereby creating a process by the name of Stochastic Loewner Evolution (SLE). SLE has proven to be quite a useful tool in studying a variety of stochastic processes in the plane. We will discuss some of the basic properties and results pertaining to the Loewner equation and SLE.

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      • September 12, 2008
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: Sperner's Lemma and Fair Division
        Abstract: Start with a triangle, label the corners 1,2, and 3, and then triangulate the interior. Label each interior vertex arbitrarily and each vertex on edge by using the labels of that edge's endpoint. Sperner's lemma tells us how many elementary triangles are "fully labeled." From an n-dimensional version of this lemma (proved constructively), we devise a protocol to divide a cake among n players so that each player believes they got the best piece. If time permits, I will discuss how to extend this result to a protocol for dividing rent among n housemates so that each housemate feels they're getting the best room for the price they're paying. I will primarily follow Su's 1999 "Rental Harmony" paper.

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      Spring 2008

      • May 2, 2008
        Speaker: Philip Matchett Wood
        Title: The Mathematics of the Rubik's Cube
        Abstract: In the past 30 years, the Rubik's Cube has been one of the worlds best selling toys and most engaging puzzles, and this talk will aim to cover some of the mathematics that has been inspired by the Rubik's Cube. There are many questions one might ask, for example:

        * How big is the group of Rubik's Cube operations?

        * What is the hardest configuration to solve?

        * How difficult are generalizations of the Rubik's Cube?

        With a good bit of group theory, algorithms, and optimized computing, the goal of this talk will be a hands-on demonstration of how the mathematics of the Rubik's Cube can be applied to something that everyone is interested in: having fun!

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      • April 25, 2008
        Speaker: Eduardo Osorio
        Title: Untitled
        Abstract: Hi Pizza seminar attendees. This Friday I will give a very basic talk on a small Financial Math result that has popped up in way too many get togethers with friends and I have been never able to explain it satisfactorily. We'll see if I can do it this time.

        A call option is a financial contract between two parties, the buyer and the seller. The buyer (or holder) of the option has the right, but not the obligation to buy an agreed quantity of a particular commodity or financial instrument (the underlying instrument) from the seller at a certain time (the expiration date) for a certain price (the strike price). The seller is obligated to sell the commodity or financial instrument should the buyer decides to exercise such an option.

        A European call option allows the holder to exercise the option only on the agreed expiration date. An American call option allows exercise at any time during the life of the option. Because of this early exercise feature, the american call option on a stock (say a Google stock) is at least as valuable as its European counterpart. Well, it turns out that in the case that the stock price follows the dynamics of a Geometric Brownian Motion (a model widely used) the early exercise feature for a call on a stock (paying no dividends) is worthless. I will attempt to introduce (very) shortly and roughly how to price these options, and then I will show that their price is the same.

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      • April 18, 2008
        Speaker: Liviu Ilinca
        Title: The k-SAT problem
        Abstract: Given a Boolean formula (written using 0-1 variables, AND, OR, NOT operators and parentheses), the satisfiability problem asks if there is an assignment of the variables that makes the formula evaluate to 1.

        I will talk about the computational complexity of a few instances of this problem and what makes such questions interesting. Among other things, I will show that the 2-SAT problem is in P, while the 3-SAT problem is NP-complete.

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      • April 11, 2008
        Speaker: Vijay Ravikumar
        Title: A History of Curves in Mathematics
        Abstract: Before Descartes there was no general notion of a curve: each curve was an object of study in its own right, and was studied by means of its individual properties.

        Then came Descartes who split curves into two families: algebraic and transcendental. The algebraic curves were considered in a new algebraic framework, with their properties encapsulated in algebraic equations. The transcendental curves continued to be a rich area of study, but with the advent of calculus were also reduced to solutions to (differential) equations.

        In this talk we'll focus on developments before calculus, and study the menagerie of curves on a case-by-case basis. Then we'll learn of two wonderful operations that create new curves from old, and relate familiar curves in astounding ways.

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      • April 4, 2008
        Speaker: Dan Cranston
        Title: The search for Moore Graphs: Beauty is Rare
        Abstract: A Moore Graph is k-regular, has diameter 2, and has k^2+1 vertices- that's the most vertices you could hope for in such a graph. These graphs are vertex-transitive and evoke a wonderful sense that "everything fits just right." It's not hard to find Moore graphs when k is 2 or 3; they're the 5-cycle and the Petersen graph. But for larger k, they're very rare. In 1960, Hoffman and Singleton gave a beautiful proof that Moore Graphs can only exist when k is 2, 3, 7, or 57. For k equal to 2, 3, or 7, they showed that there exists a unique Moore Graph. When k is 57, nobody knows. I'll present Hoffman and Singleton's proof and take a wild stab at what they might have been thinking when they discovered it.

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      • March 28, 2008
        Speaker: Emilie Hogan
        Title: The Game of Hex and the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem
        Abstract: Most proofs of the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem (in dimensions greater than 1) use the concept of a "homology". In a 1979 paper, David Gale proves the Brouwer Fixed Point theorem using only the fact that the game of Hex does not end in a draw (well there are some facts about continuous functions, but he does not use homologies). He also proved the other direction, that the Brouwer Fixed Point theorem implies that Hex cannot end in a draw (the Hex theorem). I will show these proofs and also go through a short direct proof of the Hex theorem.

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      • March 14, 2008
        Speaker: Beth Kupin
        Title: Matroids
        Abstract: When I was in High School I remember learning in biology that birds and reptiles evolved from the same common ancestor. I founded it really hard to believe, because when I look at birds and reptiles I see mostly differences. Well, in sort of the same way, linear algebra and graph theory are very different but actually share a common root - both graphs and sets of vectors have an underlying matroid structure.

        The talk I'll give will cover the basic definitions and properties of matroids, the relationship between matroids, graphs and linear algebra. I'll also try a bit to motivate the whole subject of matroid theory. What do we gain by looking at this particular level of abstraction - why is it better than looking at just graphs or just vectors?

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      • March 7, 2008
        Speaker: Humberto Montalván Gámez
        Title: Can high-school mathematics be challenging and fun?
        Abstract: During my high-school and college years I came across many beautiful and difficult questions that can be formulated in the language of high-school mathematics. As a teaser, try to prove the following elegant result in elementary geometry, which was featured as the toughest problem in the 2006 International Mathematical Olympiad:

        Assign to each side b of a convex polygon P the maximum area of a triangle that has b as a side and is contained in P. The sum of the areas assigned to the sides of P is at least twice the area of P.

        In this talk I will present ingenious solutions to this and many other puzzles.

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      • February 29, 2008
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title: The Crazy Thue-Morse Sequence
        Abstract: Since this talk falls on February 29th, I decided that I should choose a subject matter that is equally unusual and mysterious. So I will talk about the Thue-Morse sequence -- a sequence of 0s and 1s with a very regular but nonperiodic structure. It begins

        0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 1 ... .

        We'll see this sequence cropping up in infinitely long games of chess, strange iterated products, multigrades (sets of integers for which $\sum_{a \in A} a^i = \sum_{b \in B} b^i$ holds for several different values of $i$), and alfalfa. I'll also talk about the class of automatic sequences (of which Thue-Morse is the first example) and a generalization to infinite alphabets (namely the integers).

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      • February 15, 2008
        Speaker: Dan Staley
        Title: The Banach-Tarski Paradox and Group Amenability
        Abstract: The Banach-Tarski paradox says that you can take an ordinary sphere sitting in 3-space, cut it up into 10 pieces, move those pieces around by rigid motions, and end up with two spheres, each the same size as the one you started with. The construction takes advantage of some very unintuitive behavior of the free group on two generators. I'll go through this crazy construction and introduce a concept that came out of it, namely the concept of amenable groups. Along the way, we'll see irrational actions, blatant disregard for the laws of physics, and moneymaking schemes of questionable legality, all thanks to some zany properties of that wonderful group, the free group on two generators.

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      • February 8, 2008
        Speaker: Catherine Pfaff
        Title: An introduction to Outer Space
        Abstract: It doesn't involve comets or galaxies, but does involve stars, roses, and Gertrude Stein (or at least a lemma named after her). Outer Space was created by Marc Culler and Karen Vogtmann as a means of understanding the outer automorphism group of F_n (free group on n generators) using geometric methods. The talk should be suprisingly visual and understandable (I'll even define an outer automorphism group for you). So hope to see you all there!

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      • February 1, 2008
        Speaker: Lara Pudwell
        Title: Counting trees
        Abstract: It is a well known and beautiful result of Cayley that there are n^(n-2) trees on n labeled vertices. The proofs of this result are just as elegant. I will give four so-called 'proofs from the book' of Cayley's tree theorem including a bijection, a recursion, linear algebra, and double counting. If you don't like one of the proofs, chances are you'll appreciate at least one of the others. If you don't like trees, chances are you're out of luck.

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      Fall 2007

      • December 7, 2007
        Speaker: Justin Bush
        Title: Choosing the pizza seminar winner
        Abstract: Perhaps unbeknownst to some of you, each semester the person selected as the best pizza seminar speaker is awarded a modest cash prize. As pizza seminar organizer, I get to choose the method by which this selection takes place. In this talk I will explain how we will be voting and why.

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      • November 30, 2007
        Speaker: Sushmita Venugopalan
        Title: A look at Morse Functions
        Abstract: Morse functions are real valued smooth functions on a manifold, all of whose critical points are non-degenerate. These functions provide a lot of topological information about the manifold. I'll talk about how a Morse function can be used to find the number of cells of each dimension in a CW complex that is homotopically equivalent to the given manifold.

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      • November 16, 2007
        Speaker: Wesley Pegden
        Title: A shrinking operation on sets
        Abstract: If someone eats the crust off your pizza, what's left may be smaller, but it's (hopefully) still the same shape: round. Given a "shape" in the plane, when does shaving off the edges of the shape (removing any points within some distance of the boundary) give something which is equivalent under some similarity transformation to what you started with? For example, is it true for a pizza slice? (What about one of those square "Little Caesars" slices?)

        I'll talk about a simple geometric characterization of the bounded shapes with this property. The proof of the characterization for planar polygonal shapes will be totally self-contained and easy to understand even while concentrating very hard on enjoying some pizza. How much detail I go into on the more general case will depend on how distracted we all are by tasty pizza.

        What about unbounded shapes? They can behave very badly. For example, there are "fractal-like" unbounded shapes for which shaving off their edges results in a /bigger/ copy of themselves. Unfortunately, I don't think pizzas come in these shapes.

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      • November 2, 2007
        Speaker: Jinwei Yang
        Title: Generators for ring of invariants
        Abstract: This question was first raised by Hilbert in 1900 as the 14th queastion: For any field, any group, is the ring of invariants finitely generated? He solved the situation for the group GL(n,C) by his famous basis theorem. In 1916, Noether proved it is correct for finite group over the complex numbers. But in 1958 Nagata gave a counterexample. In 2000, Fleischman proved the result for finite group in non-modular situation.

        I will fix on modular representation and introduce some results of indecomposable module for cyclic groups. However, most of the questions remain open, which I will just introduce.

        I will finish the topic after I introduce the concepts as follows: Symmetric Algebra, Ring of invariants, Indecomposable modular, Noether number.

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      • October 26, 2007
        Speaker: Liming Wang
        Title: Singularly perturbed monotone systems and applications in biology.
        Abstract: I will start with a crucial pathway in biology, called Mitogen Activated Protein Kinase (MAPK) cascades to illustrate how mathematics, in this case, monotone system and singular perturbation come to play. Then introduce some key results from monotone system and geometric singular perturbation theories. Finally prove a stability theorem. No biology background is assumed.

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      • October 19, 2007
        Speaker: Sara Blight
        Title: The Prime Number Theorem
        Abstract: Most people have probably heard about both the Prime Number Theorem and the Riemann zeta function. What is interesting is that the properties of the zeta function can be used to give a nice proof of the Prime Number Theorem. I'll give a rough sketch of the Prime Number Theorem. If there is time, I might discuss the Prime Number Theorem for arithmetic progressions as well.

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      • October 12, 2007
        Speaker: Avital Oliver
        Title: The history of imaginary numbers -- a typical example of mathematical evolution
        Abstract: We will discuss the pseudo-correct history of imaginary numbers, from their pre-history (1, 2, 3), through their intermediate definition (-1, -2, -3) and into their modern definition. In each phase, we will transport ourselves centuries into the past and be very critical, trying our best not to accept these abominations. If I will succeed, we will all agree that no matter how hard we try (or tried), we must eventually accept them. I will try to show how this should be the general way Mathematical concepts are introduced and understood. If time allows us, we will discuss some other historical topics through this viewpoint.

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      • October 5, 2007
        Speaker: Jay Williams
        Title: Magic caves, secrets, and zero-knowledge proofs
        Abstract: As you probably know, math plays a central role in modern cryptography. Here's a very basic problem in cryptography: How do you know who you are talking to is who they say they are? A naive solution would be to assign everyone a unique number (something like a Social Security Number) and then have people present their numbers when identifying themselves. The problem with this is clear: Once you tell someone else your number, they can use it to pretend to be you. And here is where zero-knowledge proofs come in. With a zero-knowledge proof, you can convince someone that you know your unique number without telling them what it is. Let me put this slightly differently to emphasize how counterintuitive this is: With a zero-knowledge proof, you can convince someone a statement is true without telling them how you know it's true.

        My talk will be an introduction to the world of zero-knowledge proofs. No cryptography background is necessary, and the hardest math will be modular arithmetic, which is to say it should be very accessible. If you'd like a listing of the topics I'll cover, well, here you go: -Interactive proof systems -Zero-knowledge proof systems -How these relate to complexity theory -The Fiat-Shamir authentication protocol, which is zero-knowledge There will be plenty of examples along the way, involving magic caves and graphs.

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      • September 28, 2007
        Speaker: James Dibble
        Title: A Survey of Riemann Surfaces
        Abstract: Does the issue of a holomorphic logarithm keep you awake at night? Do you find the notion of a "branch cut" deeply unsatisfying? Maybe you have a soft spot for projective algebraic curves? If so, then this is the talk for you! We'll first define Riemann surfaces (1-dimensional complex manifolds) as well as some associated ideas. Then we'll see how Riemann surfaces are the natural domains of definition for many multi-valued functions (such as the logarithm and square root). We'll also discuss the Uniformization Theorem, which states that up to conformal equivalence there are only three simply connected Riemann surfaces. Finally, we'll state the Normalization Theorem, which links the study of compact Riemann surfaces to that of projective algebraic curves in a fundamental way.

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      • September 14, 2007
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: What I Learned in Math 103
        Abstract: This summer I taught a section of Math 103: Topics in Math for Liberal Arts Majors. While the course itself is fairly simple, that does not mean the ideas discussed are uninteresting. Many topics, such as voting theory and fair division, are never seen by the typical mathematics major. I will summarize the eight topics that are covered in the standard course, leaving out most details in the interest of giving a broad overview.

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      Spring 2007

      • April 27, 2007
        Speaker: Liviu Ilinca
        Title: The Strange Logic of Infinite Random Graphs
        Abstract: A few weeks ago, Kevin talked about random graphs, focusing on the finite (albeit very large) case. I will take a look at the infinite case and prove a rather bizzare theorem: almost all infinite random graphs, obtained by taking a countable set of vertices and independently flipping a coin for each possible edge (and deleting or keeping it according to the outcome), are isomorphic to a specific graph, called the Rado graph. If time permits, I will present a different type of infinite random graphs, the bond percolation model on integer lattice, and say a few words on what makes it interesting.

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      • April 20, 2007
        Speaker: John Bryk
        Title: In Which John Bryk Proves Something Neat about Transcendental Numbers
        Abstract:

        In the mid-1930's, Gelfond and Schneider independently proved that if a and b are algebraic numbers, then a^b is transcendental (excluding the trivial cases a = 0, 1 or b rational). I had never bothered to look up the proof myself, partly because transcendental number theory isn't my cup of tea, and partly because I imagined the proof to be quite hard. Although the former is still true, I recently found out that the latter isn't.

        In this talk, I will discuss transcendental numbers. The main result I will prove roughly states that if f and g are well-behaved analytic functions algebraically independent over the rationals, then f(z) and g(z) are both algebraic for only finitely many z. The proof uses little more than linear algebra and the maximum modulus principle. Immediate consequences of the theorem include the Gelfond-Schneider Theorem as well as the classical facts that e and pi are transcendental.

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      • April 13, 2007
        Speaker: A History of the Poincare Conjecture
        Title: Random Facts about Random Graphs
        Abstract: Which is easier to work with: three dimensions or seven dimensions? Ask a topologist and you might be surprised by the answer. Perelman was offered a Fields Medal for solving the Poincare conjecture in dimension 3 in 2003, but in dimensions 7 and higher it was proved over 40 years earlier by Stephen Smale (who also got a Fields Medal for it). I'll be talking about the various statements that go under the guise "Poincare Conjecture." Some have been known for decades, some were proved more recently, some are false, and some are still open. I'll also explain the basics behind the Poincare conjecture, namely what homotopy groups are and a little bit of general position, which shows why it's sometimes easier to prove things in higher dimensions.

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      • April 6, 2007
        Speaker: Kevin Costello
        Title: Random Facts about Random Graphs
        Abstract: A random graph is a collection of vertices and edges, where the presence or absence of a connection between two vertices is decided by some sort of random process. Since it's impossible to know in advance exactly what such a graph will look like, we instead start trying to figure out what properties the graph will probably have (for a suitably chosen definition of "probably"). I will discuss a couple of the most common models for random graphs, along with some of the reasons Mathematicians and Computer Scientists find them so useful.

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      • March 30, 2007
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: Partition Bijections
        Abstract:A partition of an integer is a nondecreasing finite sequence of positive integers which sum to that integer. In other words, a way to write a number as the sum of other numbers. The subject of partition theory counts the number of partitions of an integer. Things really take off when you start restricting the kinds of addends you're allowed to use, such as only using odd addends or requiring that all addends be distinct. While analytic proofs involving q-series are common, the most satisfying proofs in the subject are bijective proofs. I will summarize some of the more interesting bijections, as well as known identities in need of bijective proofs.

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      • March 23, 2007
        Speaker: Elizabeth Kupin
        Title: Classical Cryptography
        Abstract:With the advent of computers, almost all of the older (pre-1950) codes have been sucessfully broken. That is to say, even with no other information that the encrypted message, the interceptor can recover the original text. I will cover a broad range of classical codes, with an emphasis on how they can successfully be broken. Time permitting, I will go on to speak a little bit about new standards for codes, and current types of data encryption. Even if you think that you already know everything about cryptography, come for the chance to enter a challenging codebreaking contest with fabulous prizes!

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      • March 9, 2007
        Speaker: James Dibble
        Title: A Brief Introduction to Geometric Control Theory
        Abstract: Control theory is in a loose sense an extension of dynamical systems, one in which the equations governing a system can themselves be changed over time. This talk will cover some of the really basic ideas in geometric control theory, in particular the notions of accessibility, strong accessibility, and controllability. To do that, we'll first need to discuss a bit of differential geometry, such as how a system of differential equations can be represented as a vector field on a manifold. Then we can develop some applications of Lie algebras to control-affine systems. A few toy examples will motivate these ideas and hopefully keep it interesting.

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      • March 2, 2007
        Speaker: Tom Robinson
        Title: A Heuristic Introduction to Infinitesimal Operators.
        Abstract: The talk will present rough calculations indicating how ordinary differential equations may be viewed from the group standpoint in an analogous manner to how polynomial equations are treated in Galois theory. In particular, we will define infinitesimal operators and show how these lead naturally to integrating factors and the technique of variation of parameters in first order ordinary differential equations.

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      • February 23, 2007
        Speaker: Charlie Siegel
        Title: Polynomial Knots
        Abstract: Polynomial knots are a new addition to the zoo of representations of knots in knot theory, one that arose from a problem in algebraic geometry. I will give an introduction to the theory of polynomial knots, as well as describing some open problems. I will assume no previous knowledge of knot theory or algebraic geometry in this talk.

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      • February 16, 2007
        Speaker: Catherine Pfaff
        Title: Pencil Maps, Surface Classification, and a Cute Book
        Abstract: The Uniformization Theorem is a powerful theorem stating that a surface is a quotient by a free action of a discrete subgroup of an isometry group of the sphere, Euclidean plane, or hyperbolic plane. I first learned about this theorem in college through a beautiful book using only low-level machinery. I would at least like to share with you the proof that this book gives for the Euclidean case, as the book will always be one of my very favorites.

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      • February 9, 2007
        Speaker: Humberto Montalvan
        Title: Quantum Computation, a Glimpse
        Abstract: The single most celebrated achievement of Quantum Computation is Shor's discovery of an efficient algorithm for factoring large numbers, a problem for which no classical (i.e. non-quantum) solution is known. In this talk, I will explain the principles of quantum computation and describe Shor's algorithm.

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      • February 2, 2007
        Speaker: Reza Rezazagedan
        Title: Heat Flow
        Abstract: I am going to describe how heat flows on objects.

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      • January 26, 2007
        Speaker: Po-Shen Loh (Princeton)
        Title: Arranging in Order
        Abstract: How much can you achieve by arranging things in order? Apparently, quite a bit - if you choose the right ordering. I will introduce the concept of a "median order", which turns out to be quite useful in the study of directed graphs. We will use it to give short proofs of two classical results in graph theory. I will also mention a few more interesting results that were obtained via median orders.

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      Fall 2006

      • December 8th, 2006
        Speaker: Catherine Pfaff
        Title: A Large-Scale Geometric Proof of Mostow's Rigidity Theorem
        Abstract: Mostow's Rigidity Theorem tells us that if two compact hyperbolic n-manifolds (dim n>2) are homotopy equivalent, then they are actually isometric. The homotopy equivalence is even homotopic to an isometry! I will use large-scale geometry to give a (mostly) complete proof of this theorem. But don't be scared!! I'll define and give examples of everything that I use (I'll even define a homotopy equivalence and hyperbolic manifold for you).

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      • December 1st, 2006
        Speaker: Aek Thanatipanonda
        Title: On Playing Games
        Abstract: We all like to play games; unfortunately, this talk is not about Final Fantasy XII, poker, or Aerobie. We will talk about combinatorial games like Go, Nim, Chess, and Toads-and-Frogs. We will focus on how the definition of surreal numbers pops up naturally while playing these games.

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      • November 17th, 2006
        Speaker: Jason Chiu
        Title: Probabilistic Bridge
        Abstract: I will talk about applications of the principle of restricted choice, and how it applies to suit combination cardplay at bridge. No prior background is necessary, since I will introduce the mechanics of the game before covering the cases where interesting probabilistic considerations arise.

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      • November 10th, 2006
        Speaker: Paul Raff
        Title: The Power of Polynomials
        Abstract: This talk will mainly serve as a reminder to never forget the power of polynomials, with numerous examples of tough problems turned easy with the help of polynomials. This talk will mainly be in a discrete math setting, although there aren't any prerequisites. I'll start with simple concepts such as polynomial interpolation, the Stone-Weierstrass Theorem, and the Schwartz-Zippel Theorem. Then I will introduce the so-called Combinatorial Nullstellensatz, which is a method for re-casting problems in the language of polynomials. Short and sweet proofs for the Chevalley-Warning Theorem and the Erdos-Ginzburg-Ziv theorem will follow.

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      • November 3rd, 2006
        Speaker: John Bryk
        Title: Some Sort of Introduction to L-functions
        Abstract: In this talk, I will introduce Dirichlet L-functions and use them to prove Dirichlet's Theorem on Arithmetic Progressions, which states that the arithmetic progression qn+a contains infinitely many primes if (q,a)=1. If I have time to kill, I may also ramble on a little bit about the general theory of L-functions.

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      • October 27th, 2006
        Speaker: Colleen Duffy
        Title: Yupana? Quipu? - Incan Abacus and a Portable Planner
        Abstract: The Inca led a highly organized and efficient society. Imagine trying to conquer and rule an empire that is over 3000 miles long containing deserts, mountains, and rainforests with no written language and no wheels. How would you do it? And yet, their message delivery system rivals our own. The Inca Empire lasted from about 1438-1533. When the Spanish conquered the region, they destroyed much of the knowledge of Incan mathematics, logic, and record-keeping systems. Hence, much of what I will present is what recent scholars have deduced from a few remaining archeological finds and some colonial chronicles. So, tie a piece of string as a reminder to come; and, for those of you who have trouble sitting still, arm yourselves with maize, paper, pencil, and a clipboard (or other surface).

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      • October 18th, 2006
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title: An Introduction to Smellular Glautomata
        Abstract: For the purposes of this abstract, I have *cleverly* disguised the subject of this talk to protect it from the mild bad rap it receives by association with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named-In-Reputable-Mathematics- Departments. We will develop the subject from scratch and, without such bias, systematically explore smellular glautomaton space, discussing in particular a very beautiful class which mathematics can actually say something about.

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      • October 13th, 2006
        Speaker: Sara Blight
        Title: Proofs Without Words
        Abstract: Most beginning math students work very hard to avoid using words in their homework or workshops. Although words can be useful, visuals can sometimes give us some insight that might otherwise go unnoticed. In his books Proofs without Words: Exercises in Visual Thinking, Roger B. Nelsen has compiled many “proofs” from different sources about a variety of topics. I will present some of my favorites and hopefully encourage you to develop some visual thinking exercises of your own.

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      • October 6th, 2006
        Speaker: Dan Staley
        Title: Perfection
        Abstract: A perfect number is a number which is equal to the sum of its divisors. We've know for a few centuries what all even perfect numbers look like, but we don't even know if any odd perfect numbers exist. We DO know quite a lot of properties of such a number if it exists, however. For example, any odd perfect number would have to be the sum of two squares. I'll be talking about some of these properties and how to derive a couple of them. I'll also talk about some questions related to perfect numbers, and discuss some open questions about the sum-of-divisors function.

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      • September 27th, 2006
        Speaker: Philip Matchett Wood
        Title: Origami: Elegant Mathematics and an Amazing Application
        Abstract: Come learn the elegant mathematics of origami constructions in the plane! This talk will discuss the similarities between constructions with compass and straight-edge and constructions using origami. The focus, however, will be on some striking differences, in particular, how origami (and origami alone) can be used to solve the famous problem of trisecting an angle.
        Also, I would like this to be an applied talk, so please bring: (1) 2 or 3 blank sheets of paper (2) a dark marker (sharpie-style is best)
        I'll let you guess what the materials are for :-) ----just be sure to bring them along!

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      • September 22nd, 2006
        Speaker: Sam Coskey
        Title: Ratner's Theorem
        Abstract: Ratner's theorem abstracts this phenomenon to special flows on nice spaces which I'll just call homogeneous spaces. It has important consequences which are used in my line of work. I'll spend some time just stating the theorem, and then sketch the proof of an important consequence or two.

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      • September 13th, 2006
        Speaker: Lara Pudwell
        Title: How to Count Permutations Cleverly
        Abstract: Pattern avoidance is a fascinating area of research for humans and computers alike. It's also the subject of the Stanley Wilf Theorem -- a powerful result whose proof is unexpected and interesting, but involves nothing scarier than induction and the pigeonhole principle. I'll teach you what you need to know to get excited about counting permutations and then tell the story of one of the cooler theorems proved in the past few years.

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      • September 8th, 2006
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: Euler, The Master of Us All
        Abstract: Laplace said "Read Euler, read Euler. He is the master of us all." Few mathematicians rival the 18th century mathematician Leonhard Euler in terms of intuition, imagination, skill, and sheer output. There are dozens of theorems, formulas, identities, and constants (as well as one asteroid) named after him. I will begin with a biographical sketch of Euler and a historical overview of the time he lived. Then I move on to some of his "career highlights" that I find most revolutionary or interesting. The format and much of the material presented is taken from William Dunham's book of the same title.

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      Spring 2006

      • April 28, 2006
        Speaker: Bobby Griffin
        Title: The Pancake Problem--Sorting by Prefix Reversals
        Abstract: Imagine you have a stack of N different sized pancakes and you'd like to rearrange them so that the smallest is on the top, 2nd smallest beneath that, etc. You want to accomplish this by grabbing several pancakes from the top and flipping them over. We are interested in finding the maximum number of flips necessary for any stack of N pancakes. Such a simple problem to state turns out to be surprising difficult. I'll discuss the best-known heuristic algorithm (of a "famous mathematician"), as well as how we can view this as a problem in both graph theory and group theory, with plenty of examples along the way.

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      • April 21, 2006
        Speaker: Philip Matchett Wood
        Title: The Pentagon Game
        Abstract: This talk is based on the work of Richard Schwartz, and named for his two daughters Lucy and Lily.

        Suppose you have a regular pentagon in the plane that is centered at the origin. Suppose also that this pentagon may be moved around in the plane by being reflected over a line containing one of its edges. So you always have five possible moves that can be made.

        Now, suppose that one night while you are sleeping someone _else_ makes 50 random moves of your pentagon. When you wake up, how long will it take you to move the pentagon back to being centered at the origin?

        Just to give an idea that moving the pentagon back to the origin might not be easy, note that using the edge reflection moves, the positions of the center of the pentagon are dense in the plane. So, for example, when you wake up,you might find that the origin is _inside_ your pentagon, but the pentagon is_still_ not centered.

        Want to find out more? Come to pizza seminar!!

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      • April 14, 2006
        Speaker: John Byrk
        Title: Regular Polygons in the Integer Lattice = Squares
        Abstract: I'll prove that the only regular polygons that can be constructed in the integer lattice in the plane are squares. I'll show this in a roundabout fashion using some algebraic number theory. You'll understand everything I have to say in this talk. We'll all have fun.

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      • April 5, 2006
        Speaker: Pablo Angulo
        Title: An Introduction to Optimal Control Theory and Differential Games
        Abstract: Join this talk for an introduction to optimal control theory and differential games. I'll introduce you to these beautiful fields, expose a couple of examples, and solve them using the two main techniques for these problems: the maximum principle and dynamic programming.

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      • March 31, 2006
        Speaker: Jason Chiu
        Title: Seven
        Abstract: In this talk, I will present seven interesting results about seven, including theorems about embeddings of K_7 into R^3, the Fano Plane, folding a heptagon, and seven staggering sequences. The results are sampled from presentations given at the Gathering for Gardner 7, a recreational mathematics, puzzles, and magic conference held in honor of Martin Gardner.

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      • March 24, 2006
        Speaker: Liviu Ilinca
        Title: Some Counterexamples in Probability
        Abstract: I will talk about some nice counterexamples in probability theory, related to the basic notions of independence and convergence. The following (and more) will be included:
        1. Convergence in probability does not imply almost surely convergence.
        2. A collection of N+1 dependent events such that any N of them are mutually independent.

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      • March 8, 2006
        Speaker: Daniel Staley
        Title: Categories, Sets, and the Axiom of Universes
        Abstract: Categories are an abstract construct used to describe abstract constructs. In studying categories, one frequently finds a desire to use "the set of all sets" and similar constructions which are forbidden by the axioms of set theory. I'll show one way to make categories and sets play nicely together by introducing a new axiom into our set theory, the Axiom of Universes. I'll then go on to an example-heavy discussion of some basic category theory, showing where the usefulness of universes pops up along the way.

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      • March 3, 2006
        Speaker: Eduardo Osorio
        Title: Stochastic Approach to Deterministic Boundary Value Problems
        Abstract: Pdf of Abstract here

        NOTE: the abstract printed below does not render properly in HTML, but the above pdf _will_.

        Let's recall the most celebrated boundary value problem:
        Given a (nice) domain ­ in $R^n$ and a continuous function g on the boundary of ­, @­, find a function u continuous on the closure ­ of ­ such that
        (i) u = g on @­
        (ii) u is harmonic in ­, i.e, ¢u := n Xi=1 @2u @x2 i = 0 in ­:
        In 1944 Kakutani proved that the solution could be expressed in terms of Brownian motion: u(x) is the expected value of g at the first exit point from U of the Brownian motion starting at x 2 U.

        It turned out that this was just the tip of an iceberg: For a large class of semielliptic second order partial differential equations the corresponding Dirichlet boundary value problem can be solved using a stochastic process which is a solution of an associated stochastic differential equation (and viceversa). In this talk we won’t go that far, but we should have enough time to eat some pizza and discuss what Kakutani proved...

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      • February 24, 2006
        Speaker: Mike Richter
        Title: On Crossing Families
        Abstract: In this talk, I will discuss crossing families in the plane. If we have n points in the plane and we put segments between pairs of these points so that each of these segments cross, the we call this a crossing family. The question is given n points, what is the size of the largest crossing family. We discuss a stronger notion for which upper and lower bounds are known. This provides a lower bound for crossing families and we briefly discuss a trivial upper bound. Open questions will be presented at the end.

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      • February 15, 2006
        Speaker: Prof R. Wilson & Prof C. Weibel
        Title: Two Faculty Glimpses
        Title (from Prof C. Weibel): "Algebraic Differential Forms and smoothness"

        Title (from Prof R. Wilson): "Constructions related to factorizations of noncommutative polynomials"

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      • February 10, 2006
        Speaker: Prof R. Falk & Prof G. Cherlin
        Title:Two Faculty Glimpses
        Abstract (from Prof Cherlin):
        Model theory deals with very general algebraic systems, but frequently leads back to algebraic geometry and specifically to algebraic groups. I aim to indicate why that is. Part of the explanation is conjectural.
        

        Abstract (from Prof Falk):
        Title: Approximation of Partial Differential Equations by the Finite Element Method:
        

        The finite element method is one of the major advances in numerical computing of the past century. It has become an indispensable tool for simulation of a wide variety of phenomena arising in science and engineering. A tremendous asset of finite elements is that they not only provide a methodology to develop numerical algorithms for simulation, but also a theoretical framework in which to assess the accuracy of the computed solutions.
        

        This talk introduces the basic ideas of approximation of partial differential equations by the finite element method. These include variational formulations of boundary value problems (on which the finite element method is based), the construction and approximation properties of finite element (i.e, piecewise polynomial) spaces, and a discussion of rigorous error estimates for such approximation schemes.

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      • February 1, 2006
        Speaker: Mike Richter
        Title: Geometrically Markov Geodesics on the Modular Surface
        Abstract: In this talk, I will discuss the upper half-plane with a different metric (hence the modular surface). Rather than lines, the shortest path between points will be semicircles (which we call geodesics). Finally, we identify which geodesics can be described using (minus) continued fractions (we call such geodesics geometrically Markov). Now that the title makes sense, you should come to this talk to find out how we do all this and to eat some pizza with your mathematical friends.

        This is joint work with Justin Noel, 2002.

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      • January 25, 2006
        Speaker: Aek Thanatipanonda
        Title: Ramsey Theory
        Abstract: In this talk we will give a short introduction to Ramsey Theory, the study of when random mathematical objects must contain a sub-object of an interesting kind. We will talk about Ramsey numbers, Van der Waerden's theorem, the Hales-Jewett theorem, Schur's theorm, and Rado's theorem. No background is required.

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      Fall 2005

      • December 7, 2005
        Speaker: Sikimeti Mau
        Title: Morse Theory
        Abstract: Come hear about Morse theory, a generalization of the calculus of variations that connects the global topology of a manifold with the stationary points of a smooth real-valued function on the manifold.

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      • December 2, 2005
        Speaker: Sarah Genoway
        Title: Tropical Math
        Abstract: _Tropical Math_ is an exciting new field in mathematics that is interesting to algebraic geometers and combinatorialists, to name a few.

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      • November 16, 2005
        Speaker: Vince Vatter
        Title: Maximal independent sets in graphs
        Abstract: In the early 1960's, Erdos and Moser asked how many maximal independent sets a graph on n vertices can have. Moon and Moser found the answer, which is roughly 3^(n/3). I will discuss their proof and describe the connection between maximal independent sets in graphs and separating set systems.

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      • November 11, 2005
        Speaker: Sujith Vijay
        Title: The Crazy Proof of the Irrationality of Zeta(3)
        Abstract: In 1978, the sum of reciprocals of the cubes of positive integers, usually denoted by zeta(3), was shown to be irrational by the then 62-year-old Roger Apery. Disbelief was widespread from the time of announcement, and the lecture only made things worse. Preposterous assertions were thrown all around, and hardly anyone took the proof seriously. But with the benefit of many years of hindsight and some minor handwaving, we will see why the old boy was right, after all.

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      • November 2, 2005
        Speaker: Wes Pegden
        Title: Distance sequences in locally infinite vertex-transitive digraphs
        Abstract: If f(k) is the number of vertices at distance k from some vertex x in a graph, then the sequence {f(k)} is the `distance sequence' of the graph at x. In a vertex transitive graph the sequence is the same at all vertices, and so we speak simply of the distance sequence of a graph. Though a conjecture that the distance sequences of vertex transitive graphs are all unimodal (have at most one local maximum) has been disproven, we still expect the sequences to behave `nicely'. There have been some results in this direction, including one with a neat probabilistic proof.
        
        In this seminar, we will eat pizza and completely characterize the distance sequences of vertex transitive graphs where the degree is some infinite cardinal. (The other results can apply only in the `locally finite' case.) We'll do a good job of describing possible out-distance sequences in the directed case as well.

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      • October 28, 2005
        Speaker: Siwei Zhu
        Title: The factorization of very large integers
        Abstract: Have you ever sat down on a Friday, thinking to enjoy an evening factoring your favorite 100-digit semiprime, at a billion divisions a second, only to give up in frustration 10^20 hours later, because your puny sqrt(N) algorithm still hasn't returned a success? Well, this problem will be no more, for I will describe to you an algorithm that runs in a mere exp(\sqrt( log(N)log(log(N)) )) (according to wiki). We will start from a simple observation by Fermat, and build up with successive improvements, until we arrive at the QUADRATIC SIEVE! If you are still not sold, the internets had this to say about the quadrative sieve:
        "On April 2, 1994, the factorization of RSA-129 was completed using QS. It was a 129-digit number, the product of two large primes, one of 64 digits and the other of 65. The factor base for this factorization contained 524339 primes. The data collection phase took 5000 mips-years, done in distributed fashion over the Internet. The data collected totaled 2GB. The data processing phase took 45 hours on Bellcore's MasPar (massively parallel) supercomputer. This was the largest published factorization by a general-purpose algorithm, until NFS was used to factor RSA-130, completed April 10, 1996."

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      • October 19, 2005
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title:Math 135 for a Discrete World
        Abstract: Most physical models take the world we live in to be fundamentally continuous; thus calculus, as it was developed in the 1600s, is concerned with derivatives and integrals. In fact, the world is much more likely to be fundamentally discrete, so I will bring you up to date on the *true* calculus---that of differences and sums. As infinitesimal calculus is the limiting case of discrete calculus, the latter is much quicker to develop from scratch; indeed, in a single hour I will accomplish more than T. Butler can in an entire semester!

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      • October 14, 2005
        Speaker: Lara Pudwell
        Title: All about 1089
        Abstract: I will tell you why 1089 is cool without any scary (insert most feared math field of choice) techniques whatsoever. This talk is perfect for anyone who has a short attention span at the end of the week as I'll be changing gears every 10-15 minutes. Along the way I'll teach you a fun game (to be translated as nifty trick to baffle all your non-mathematical friends), I'll explain an early paper of a famous mathematician whose work you've probably never read, and I'll tell you a bit about British experimental mathematics of the late 1990s. All thanks to 1089.

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      • October 5, 2005
        Speaker: Andrew Baxter
        Title: Triangular Billiards
        Abstract: On a triangular billiards table, we explore periodic orbits (paths a ball can follow which repeat themselves). The general problem of whether a periodic orbit exists on every triangle remains open, although partial results will be listed. This talk focuses on constructing, classifying, and counting periodic orbits that exist on an equilateral triangle. While this is a dynamical systems problem, the results involve no functional analysis, instead relying on geometry, number theory, and combinatorics.

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      • September 30, 2005
        Speaker: Brian Lins
        Title: History of Logarithms and Slide Rules
        Abstract: "Seeing there is nothing (right well beloved Students of Mathematics) that is so troublesome to mathematical practice, nor doth more molest and hinder calculators, than the multiplications, divisions, square and cubical extractions of great numbers, which besides the tedious expense of time are for the most part subject to many slippery errors, I began therefore to consider in my mind by what certain and ready art I might remove those hinderances."
        
        -John Napier , 1614 "Amongst the many rare effects produced by the noble invention of Logarithmes, the projection of the Rule of Proportion is not the least,..."
        
        -Edmund Wingate, 1645

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      • September 23, 2005
        Speaker: Catherine Pfaff
        Title: "Large Scale Geometry", Amenability, and Some Connections to Algebra and Analysis
        Abstract: Coarse geometry, aka "Large Scale Geometry," calls spaces equivalent if they are the same in some bounded sense. It is particularly useful for looking at the behavior of spaces at infinity. I will focus on what it can tell us about amenability and give some examples of how this relates to algebra (particularly group theory) and analysis.

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      • September 14, 2005
        Speaker: Ben Kennedy
        Title: When do interval maps have simple dynamics?
        Abstract: Suppose that $f: I \to I$ is a continuous self-mapping of the interval $I$. Given a point $p \in I$, the orbits $\{f^k(p)\}$ can be very complicated. Moreover, it doesn't usually seem to be obvious, just from looking at $f$, whether there are wild orbits or not.

        I will describe a body of results, from the 70s and 80s, that help us to articulate when a self-mapping of the interval has ``simple" dynamics. Time permitting, I will present a fairly recent (but, I believe, typical in spirit) result that relates simple behavior of interval maps to simple behavior of corresponding difference equations.

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      • September 7, 2005
        Speaker: Paul Ellis
        Title: There are inifiitely many primes
        Abstract: 6 proofs. All but one are less than 300 years old.

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      Spring 2005

      • April 29, 2005
        Speaker: Chris Stucchio
        Title: How to make an imaginary Box act like it isn't there
        Abstract: Let $B=[-L,L]^3$ be a box in $R^3$. I will show how to construct boundary conditions for the time dependent wave equation, such that the solution on $B$ with these boundary conditions is equal to the solution on $R^3$, restricted to $B$.
        I will explain why I care about the answer. I will also explain why smokers and women, small Afghani children, and the US and Taiwanese navy also care about the answer.

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      • April 22, 2005
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title: Pascal's Triangle mod n: Fractal Dimensions, Fractal Sequences, and Other Exotic Cuisine
        Abstract: What do we get when we reduce binomial coefficients modulo various natural numbers? For prime power moduli, the situation is well understood. But next to nothing is known in other cases.
        It turns out that reducing the nth row of Pascal's triangle modulo n gives some special structure. We will survey several properties of this structure that have arisen in attempts to find an explicit "formula" (whatever that may mean) to compute \binom{n}{m} mod n. Along the way we will encounter "periodic polynomials", fractal dimensions, and fractal sequences--"self-similar" sequences of integers that creep up fairly frequently in this sort of thing.
        This will be a computer-aided presentation with lots of pictures and explicit data.

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      • April 15, 2005
        Speaker: Brian Manning
        Title: Bundles of Joy
        Abstract: Fiber bundles and vector bundles appear in several areas of mathematics, including topology, geometry, and mathematical physics. My goal in this talk will be to give a good introduction to these versatile critters, including a number of examples. Along the way, I will review some basics about group actions on sets, and show how you can get some marvellous additional structure by considering bundles together with a group action. I will not assume any knowledge of geometry, nor any topology beyond the most basic, but I may throw out a small tidbit or two for the cognoscenti.
        (Actually, this topic is mostly an excuse to talk about group actions, which are very cool, and this abstract is mostly an excuse to use the word "cognoscenti.")

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      • April 8, 2005
        Speaker: Paul Raff
        Title: More Fooling Around With Isabelle
        Abstract: In my talk, which is the sequel to Phil's wonderful talk, I will talk mainly about the project I worked on my senior year at Carnegie Mellon, which was to formalize the Prime Number Theorem with Isabelle. After 14 months, 30,000 lines of code, and many headaches, it was finally completed in early September, 2004.
        In my talk I will provide the rough outline of what it took to do a proof of this magnitude with Isabelle, and hopefully give you an idea of the complexities involved with formalization. I will focus on my part of the project, which involved building a library of facts about binomial coefficients, plus relations among certain functions involved with the PNT.
        Although both talks are intertwined, they are essentially independent. Whereas there is no reason you should miss either talk, no knowledge of Phil's talk is needed for my talk. Be there!

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      • April 1, 2005
        Speaker: Phil Matchett
        Title: Meet Isabelle, Computerized theorem proving for today and the future.
        Abstract: Imagine this: It is 2 a.m., the night before you are supposed to return graded homework to the students, and one student has constructed an _extremely_ complicated, 20-page proof for the last homework question. Wouldn't it be nice to just feed the complicated proof into a computer that would check all the details for you, while you get some sleep?
        The idea behind the Isabelle system is that someday, you may be able to do just that (or at least something like it!). In the talk, we will write---in real-time---some basic proofs that Isabelle can check, and we will also demonstrate a recent application of Isabelle to certain kinds of proofs in Category Theory.
        Why should you care about Isabelle? To date, Isabelle has been used to automate basic results in a wide range of mathematics, including Number Theory, Complex Analysis, and Group Theory; and it has also found applications in proving the correctness cryptographic protocols and communications protocols. Someday, Isabelle may even be checking research proofs in your own area of mathematics.
        One other note: this talk will be a good introduction to Paul Raff's sure-to-be-awesome pizza talk on April 8th, in which he will cover a very recent and very cool application of Isabelle that he worked on at Carnegie Mellon.

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      • March 25, 2005
        Speaker: German Enciso
        Title: Infinite Dimensional Beer Glasses
        Abstract: The first time I heard of the Brower fixed point theorem was in Germany, where it was appropiately described to me in terms of beer: if one takes a glass of beer, and mixes it around with a spoon, then after it's settled down there is one point of liquid (a beer molecule, of sorts) that is in the same place as before mixing.
        I will remind the audience of the usual argument for this result, and why it breaks down in infinite dimensions. Then I will talk about when 'nontrivial' fixed points are desired, and introduce the idea of nonejective fixed points, which are used to show the existence of periodic solutions of certain delay differential equations (this is related to Ben Kennedy's previous talk this semester). As usual, no beer - finite dimensional or otherwise - will be allowed into the room.

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      • March 9, 2005
        Speaker: Sujith Vijay
        Title: Primes, Twin Primes and Processors
        Abstract: It has been known for quite some time that there are infinitely many primes. No one seems to know yet if there are infinitely many pairs of twin primes. This is not as embarrassing as it sounds -- the sum of reciprocals of primes diverges, while Viggo Brun proved in 1919 that the sum of reciprocals of twin primes converges. (The first to observe that there are infinitely many powers of 2 won't get any pizza.) The sum turns out to be rather difficult to estimate, and it was just such an attempt that led to the discovery of a bug in the floating point unit of the Pentium processor. They fixed it, too.

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      • March 4, 2005
        Speaker: Luc Nguyen
        Title: Best approximation on a complex domain
        Abstract: Consider the problem of reconstructing a holomorphic function on a domain D if its value at a subset A of D are known. Of course, one can name many methods to achieve this. Interpolation by polynomial or rational functions and approximation by piecewise linear or quadratic functions, for example, are among those that have been studied extensively over years. The models of A for which these methods converges faster have also been investigated. However, which of these is/are the best method?
        I'll explain what I mean by a ``method'' and a ``best'' method. Then I'll introduce to you the best pointwise approximation method and a proposed model for A when D is the unit disc. Finally, I'll answer the question ``Birds of a feather flock together, but do they understand each other well?''

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      • February 25, 2005
        Speaker: John Bryk
        Title: Digital Love; or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Ergodic Theory
        Abstract: This is a talk about digits. I'll introduce the basic theory of continued fractions and prove some neat things regarding the distribution of digits in these and other expansions. But, to be honest, this isn't really a talk about digits. It's a talk about ergodic theory. I'll introduce the basics of the subject, give numerous examples, and display the power of the almighty ergodic theorem... all through the lens of analyzing digit systems. So it _is_ a talk about digits. And ergodic theory.

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      • February 18, 2005
        Speaker: Leigh Cobbs
        Title: On Zero-Divisor Graphs
        Abstract: I'll introduce you to what a zero-divisor graph is and what some of the basic graph theoretic properties are (planarity, connectivity, etc). Then I'll show what the undergrads in my REU last summer did with the complements of zero-divisor graphs. In fact, pretty much everything I'm going to talk about are results from undergrad research. No fancy mathematics is needed, and I'll draw lots of pretty pictures.

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      • February 11, 2005
        Speaker: Sikimeti Mau
        Title: The McKay Correspondence
        Abstract: Plato, back in 350 BC, knew a fair bit about regular polyhedra. He knew that there were only so many, and that made them special. What he didn't know, he made up. And so it was that he "discovered" a mysterious bijection with the Fundamental Elements of the Universe: tetrahedron = fire, icosahedron = water, octahedron = air, and dodecahedron = whatever was in the stars/heavens.
        The McKay Correspondence is another mysterious bijection, only marginally less aesthetic than Plato's.
        In the classification of finite subgroups of SU(2), the following types pop up: cyclic (order n), binary dihedral (order 4n), binary tetrahedral, binary octahedral and binary icosahedral.
        In the classification of simple Lie Algebras, graphs called Dynkin diagrams pop up: types A_n, D_n, E_6, E_7 and E_8.
        And yes, you guessed it: there's a bijection between the two.

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      • February 4, 2005
        Speaker: Ben Kennedy
        Title: Measures of Noncompactness and Fixed Points
        Abstract: If C is a closed, convex set in a Banach space, a continuous map f from C to itself has a fixed point if f(C) is compact. It turns out that the same thing is true if f(C) is not compact but is "more compact than C." What on earth does this mean?
        I'll introduce measures of noncompactness and prove some fixed point theorems for maps that make these measures go down. I'll give casual accounts of some applications.

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      • January 28, 2005
        Speaker: Eduardo Osorio
        Title: Some Dirichlet problems over some quadratic surfaces
        Abstract: Click here to view the abstract

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      • January 21, 2005
        Speaker: Jared Speck
        Title: Special Relativity and Minkowskian Spacetime: My Stick Isn't As Short As It Looks
        Abstract:I'll introduce standard Newtonian physics in a fancy language that you probably haven't worked with. From there I'll briefly discuss what it means for a physical theory to be Galilean invariant.
        
        Boring.
        
        Things start to heat up when I tell you about how Maxwell's equations, which describe the propagation of light, are not invariant under Galilean transformations, and how light "seems" to propagate via a wave equation that requires no medium. Hmmmmm.
        
        The tension will mount as I attempt to retrace Einstein's original line of thought concerning this strange, medium-free behavior of light. I'll introduce Einstein's postulates and hopefully derive the Lorentz transformations for you, the transformations under which the wave equation for light is invariant.
        
        Finally, we'll discuss what it means to live in a universe that bows before the Lorentzian throne of Special Relativity, and I'll eradicate your ordinary, Newtonian conception of time. Clocks will slow down. Spheres may deform into ellipsoids. And yes, I'll explain why My Stick Isn't As Short As It Looks.
        
        All that and pizza.

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      Fall 2004

      • December 10, 2004
        Speaker: Kia Dalili
        Title: The HomAB problem
        Abstract: I will talk about parts of my thesis research, I will tell you what the HomAB problem is, why you may want to care about it and in what cases the answer is known. However trying to avoid the technical details I will not prove many statements.

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      • December 3, 2004
        Speaker: Paul Raff
        Title: Primes is in P
        Abstract: A couple of years ago, three Indian computer scientists found the first deterministic polynomial-time algorithm to determine if a given number is prime. An amazing result in its own right, its excellence is furthered due to its brevity and simplicity. I will go over the proof of the correctness and the speed of the 6-line algorithm, starting with the basics of algorithm design and analysis and theoretical computer science. No mathematical knowledge beyond what you should already know is necessary.

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      • November 19, 2004
        Speaker: Ben Bunting
        Title: Pseudospectra, Hypercube Random Walks, and Why 6 Shuffles is not Enough
        Abstract: Everyone who studies Markov Chains learns quickly of the importance of the spectra (eigenvalues) to the rate of convergence. However, in the last 20 years, a new idea emerged relating "pseudospectra," i.e. the spectra of slightly perterbed matrices / operators, to this and other applications. As an application, one phenomenon, known as the cutoff phenomenon, appears in many interesting situations, such as random walks on hypercubes, time evolution of Ehrenfest urns, and riffle card shuffling. I will attempt to show how psuedospectral theory applies in all of these situations. No background is required, and pretty pictures will be provided.

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      • November 12, 2004
        Speaker: Elizabeth Henning
        Title: Why Hom is a Mother Functor
        Abstract: This is an introduction to representable functors, which are the Hom-sets (i.e., sets of maps) associated to a fixed object. I will remind y'all what categories and functors are, and then I will attempt to convince you just how important and useful Hom is by showing you the Yoneda embedding and by proving that any (good) functor can be expressed in terms of Hom. No actual prereqs needed, but expect lots of diagrams and abstract nonsense. Think of it as a break from dealing with the real world.

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      • November 5, 2004
        Speaker: Scott Schneider
        Title: A Taste of Descriptive Set Theory
        Abstract: Many questions that are difficult (or even impossible) to answer when asked about arbitrary sets of reals become easier when asked about relatively "simple" sets, such as the Borel sets. Descriptive set theory classifies and analyzes such sets, and to give you a flavor of the subject I will prove that every analyic set of reals is Lebesgue measurable and has the perfect set property (and therefore satisfies the continuum hypothesis). Along the way I'll introduce some of the basic tools of descriptive set theory, such as trees, the Baire space, the Suslin operation, and the Borel and projective hierarchies. I'll assume no background in set theory, aside from a vague awareness that things like ordinal numbers and transfinite induction exist. Hope to see you all there.

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      • October 29, 2004
        Speaker: Nick Weininger
        Title: A New Combinatorial-Probabilistic Gem
        Abstract: Take the infinite square lattice graph, whose vertices are the integer points in the plane and whose edges connect neighboring points. For each edge, flip a coin; if it's heads keep the edge, if it's tails delete it. What is the probability that the subgraph remaining will have an infinite component?
        
        A celebrated result of Harris and Kesten says that (a) for fair coinflips the probability is zero but (b) if the coins are at all biased toward heads the probability becomes one. Very recently, Bollobas and Riordan gave an elegant, short proof of this result. Their proof cleverly combines several of the best-loved devices, old and new, in the theory of combinatorial probability. I will state the Harris-Kesten result and give a sketch of this beautiful new proof. No graduate-level background in either combinatorics or probability will be assumed.

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      • October 22, 2004
        Speaker: Mohamud Mohammed
        Title: The (q-)MARKOV-WZ-Method
        Abstract: Andrei Markov's 1890 method for convergence-acceleration of series bears an amazing resemblance to WZ theory, as was recently pointed out by M. Kondratieva and S. Sadov. But Markov did not have Gosper and Zeilberger's algorithms, and even if he did, he wouldn't have had a computer to run them on. Nevertheless, his beautiful ad-hoc method, when coupled with WZ theory and Gosper's algorithm, leads to a new class of identities and very fast convergence-acceleration formulas that can be applied to any infinite series of hypergeometric type.
        
        In particular I will give the first ever accelerating series for zeta(5) and some new series. [Joint work with Doron Zeilberger]

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      • October 15, 2004
        Speaker: Derek Hansen
        Title: Surface Registration by Matching Umbilic Points
        Abstract: In August I attended the ten-day Mathematical Modeling in Industry Workshop at the IMA (Institute for Mathematics and its Applications). I, along with six other graduate students, worked on a problem under the direction of an industry mentor from the math group at Boeing.
        
        The problem was this: Given two similar surfaces--one a perturbation of the other--that lie in the same 3D coordinate system but are separated, identify and classify the umbilic points on each surface and then use these points to find the rigid motion (translation and rotation) that best maps one surface to the other. An umbilic point is a point on a surface where the normal curvature is the same in all directions. The surfaces are given as cubic B-splines.
        
        Why does Boeing care? In the words of our industry mentor: "This operation [the comparison of different but similar geometric models] arises naturally when reusing existing designs, identifying feature differences between two similar parts, tracking changes throughout the life cycle of a product, searching part databases for suitable designs, and protecting proprietary design data"
        
        I'll tell you more about all this on Friday.

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      • October 8, 2004
        Speaker: Mike Neiman
        Title: Crossing Numbers and Discrete Geometry
        Abstract: The crossing number of a graph is the minimum number of edge crossings in an embedding of the graph in the plane. I will give a probabilistic proof of a general lower bound for the crossing number of graphs. This result leads to very simple proofs of some results in discrete geometry and combinatorial number theory. Time permitting, I will give bounds for the following problems:
        (1) Given a set of n points and l lines in the plane, how many incidences can there be among the points and lines?
        (2) Given n points in the plane, how many unit distances are determined by the points?
        (3) Given a set A of n nonzero real numbers, how small can we simultaneously make both the set of pairwise sums of elements in A and the set of pairwise products of elements in A?

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      • October 1, 2004
        Speaker: Sam Coskey
        Title: Playing the Greatest Game in the Continuum
        Abstract: no, i'm not going to be talking about sheepshead. instead, suppose you and i play this game:
        
        first fix a set of reals A. now i name a bit a_1 (a_1 = 0 or 1), you name a bit b_1, i name a bit a_2, etc. when all is said and done, we've built a real number together, the number r = 0.a_1b_1a_2.... if r lies in A, i win. otherwise you win.
        
        is there a winning strategy for either of us? if so, the game is called determined. the determinacy property for various sets of reals is very much related to topology and measure.
        
        the statement that every game is determined is abbreviated AD. i'll talk about some of the history, consequences, and power of the AD assumption.

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      • September 24, 2004
        Speaker: Catherine Pfaff
        Title: Complex Algebraic Curves: Applications of Hurwitz's Formula
        Abstract: I will very briefly describe Riemann surfaces, holomorphic maps, degress of maps, multiplicities, ramification, and genus in preparation to define Hurwitz's formula and give some examples of its uses. For example, I will show how it can be used to show that any holomorphic map between surfaces of genus one is unramified, that there are no holomorphic maps from a surface to a surface of higher genus, and that any holomorphic map between surfaces of the same genus (if that genus is at least 2) must be an isomorphism).

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      • September 17, 2004
        Speaker: Aaron Lauve
        Title: Schur Polynomials
        Abstract: This topic is inextricably linked to two vast fields that I'm fond of: Representation Theory and the theory of Hopf Algebras. I will do my very best to avoid dropping all of this on you and stay on message... no promises. The message:
        
        If you have ever expanded the polynomial (x-x1)(x-x2)...(x-xn) before, you have seen a symmetric polynomial---n of them in fact! What you may not have seen is a proof of why these are all the symmetric polynomials you'll ever need. I may not have a chance to prove this; but I will state and prove some interesting properties exhibited by a different collection of symmetric polynomials (those mentioned in the title).

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      • September 10, 2004
        Speaker: Eric Rowland
        Title: All About Primitive Pythagorean Triples
        Abstract: A Pythagorean triple is an integral solution to the Pythagorean equation, x^2 + y^2 = z^2. In studying Pythagorean triples, it suffices to consider "primitive" (relatively prime) solutions, since every solution is a multiple of a primitive solution. In high school geometry we only needed to know two primitive Pythagorean triples--(3, 4, 5) and (5, 12, 13)--so it may come as a surprise that there are actually infinitely many! Can we systematically list them all? To how many triples does a given integer n belong? How can we find these triples explicitly? We will answer these and other questions.