Graduate Student Pizza Seminar
at the Department of Mathematics, Rutgers University
Coordinators: Lawrence Frolov and Max Aires
Next Seminar:
Date: | September 16 |
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Speaker: | Lawrence Frolov |
Time: | 1:45pm |
Place: | Graduate Student Lounge, Hill 701 |
Title: | On the existence of Jell-O. |
Abstract: | Time-Travel. Cloning. The ability to draw energy from the very fabric of our reality. There are eldritch truths that physicists have kept as closely guarded secrets for too long. But within the bowels of their darkest recess stands one truth more horrific than any other. Jell-O is approximately everywhere. And worse still, it exists. In this talk I will reveal the truth of Jell-O and hope to convince others of its ethereal glory. |